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	<title>Comments on: Get Ready, Y&#8217;all: Paula Deen Baked Goods Coming To A Wal-Mart Near You</title>
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		<title>By: Wayne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Wayne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 06:45:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi I love your apple pies but they have a big problem they are not fully cooked the Apples are like rubber and there hard to eat other wise the pie taste good you got to talk to your people who make them for you because if there not improved no one will buy anymore I brought 2 of them in the last 2 weeks and the second one I had to throw out because no one could eat them to hard and like rubber.
Thanks   Wayne</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi I love your apple pies but they have a big problem they are not fully cooked the Apples are like rubber and there hard to eat other wise the pie taste good you got to talk to your people who make them for you because if there not improved no one will buy anymore I brought 2 of them in the last 2 weeks and the second one I had to throw out because no one could eat them to hard and like rubber.<br />
Thanks   Wayne</p>
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		<title>By: malevolence</title>
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		<dc:creator>malevolence</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 00:18:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;We created a line of products using what any good cook would use if they had the time…lots of apples, butter, quality nuts and chocolate…so consumers can have access to baked goods that are both affordable and tasty when they need a good dessert to bring home to the family or to that special party or event.”

Original Gooey Butter Cake-Ingredients: Sugar, Enriched Wheat Flour Bleached (Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Ferrous Sulfate, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflaven, Folic Acid), Propylene Glycol, Mono &amp; Diesters of Fatty Acids, Mono &amp; Diglycerides, Food Starch-Modified, Leavening (Baking Soda, Sodium Aluminum Phosphate, Monocalcium Phosphate, Aluminum Sulfate, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate), Palm Oil, Egg Whites, Dextrose, Dry Whey (Milk), Soy Flour, Salt, Nonfat Milk Sokids, Soy Lecithin, Polysorbate 60, Soybean Oil, Sodium Propionate (As Preservative), Xanthan Gum, Sodium Steardyl, Lactylate, Guar Gum, Cellulose Gum, Propylene Glycol, Wheat Starch, Corn Starch, Citric Acid, Unsalted Butter (Pasteurized Cream), Cream Cheese (Pasteurized Milk and Cream, Cheese Culture, Salt, Stabilizers, (Xanthan and/or Carob Bean Gum and/or Guar Gum)), Egg, Natural Flavor, Canola Oil, Soy Lecithin.


So this mass produced &#039;cake&#039; containing definitely less than wholesome ingredients is better than the rest just how?  
And they&#039;re so darned proud of it they refused to even include any contact information of the real maker, or even the real maker&#039;s name at all for that matter.  And looking online I don&#039;t happen to see any sites for &quot;Paula Deens Baked Goods&quot;  So where do you complain about undercooked poison??  

From the list of ingredients above, I see my grandmother didn&#039;t do such a good job at teaching me how to stock my pantry!!

I told my hubby, Walmart is OFF-LIMITS from now on... I hate that he keeps sneaking in that morality-sucking sink hole from hell.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;We created a line of products using what any good cook would use if they had the time…lots of apples, butter, quality nuts and chocolate…so consumers can have access to baked goods that are both affordable and tasty when they need a good dessert to bring home to the family or to that special party or event.”</p>
<p>Original Gooey Butter Cake-Ingredients: Sugar, Enriched Wheat Flour Bleached (Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Ferrous Sulfate, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflaven, Folic Acid), Propylene Glycol, Mono &amp; Diesters of Fatty Acids, Mono &amp; Diglycerides, Food Starch-Modified, Leavening (Baking Soda, Sodium Aluminum Phosphate, Monocalcium Phosphate, Aluminum Sulfate, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate), Palm Oil, Egg Whites, Dextrose, Dry Whey (Milk), Soy Flour, Salt, Nonfat Milk Sokids, Soy Lecithin, Polysorbate 60, Soybean Oil, Sodium Propionate (As Preservative), Xanthan Gum, Sodium Steardyl, Lactylate, Guar Gum, Cellulose Gum, Propylene Glycol, Wheat Starch, Corn Starch, Citric Acid, Unsalted Butter (Pasteurized Cream), Cream Cheese (Pasteurized Milk and Cream, Cheese Culture, Salt, Stabilizers, (Xanthan and/or Carob Bean Gum and/or Guar Gum)), Egg, Natural Flavor, Canola Oil, Soy Lecithin.</p>
<p>So this mass produced &#8216;cake&#8217; containing definitely less than wholesome ingredients is better than the rest just how?<br />
And they&#8217;re so darned proud of it they refused to even include any contact information of the real maker, or even the real maker&#8217;s name at all for that matter.  And looking online I don&#8217;t happen to see any sites for &#8220;Paula Deens Baked Goods&#8221;  So where do you complain about undercooked poison??  </p>
<p>From the list of ingredients above, I see my grandmother didn&#8217;t do such a good job at teaching me how to stock my pantry!!</p>
<p>I told my hubby, Walmart is OFF-LIMITS from now on&#8230; I hate that he keeps sneaking in that morality-sucking sink hole from hell.</p>
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		<title>By: malevolence</title>
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		<dc:creator>malevolence</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 23:52:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>omg... just opened one of her packages of &quot;original&quot; gooey butter cake and it was RAW RAW RAW inside.... and i mean RAAAAAWWWW!!  ick!!  sicky!!! sick!!!!
i mean this cake is full of EGGS!!  and now i read someone else got a half-cooked product.  I notice there is absolutely no information on the product for to notify the producer.  Only info is &quot;Distributed by Wal-Mart Stores, Inc., Bentonville, AR 72716&quot;  no street address, no phone, no website.  not to mention the damn plastic package isn&#039;t even sealed!  it&#039;s easily opened and re-closed without anyone noticing.  i thought there were laws against that nowadays, ya know, since the whole tylenol BS.  if anyone has any info on the maker of this crap i&#039;d love to know.  (or paula&#039;s home phone # would be nice!)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>omg&#8230; just opened one of her packages of &#8220;original&#8221; gooey butter cake and it was RAW RAW RAW inside&#8230;. and i mean RAAAAAWWWW!!  ick!!  sicky!!! sick!!!!<br />
i mean this cake is full of EGGS!!  and now i read someone else got a half-cooked product.  I notice there is absolutely no information on the product for to notify the producer.  Only info is &#8220;Distributed by Wal-Mart Stores, Inc., Bentonville, AR 72716&#8243;  no street address, no phone, no website.  not to mention the damn plastic package isn&#8217;t even sealed!  it&#8217;s easily opened and re-closed without anyone noticing.  i thought there were laws against that nowadays, ya know, since the whole tylenol BS.  if anyone has any info on the maker of this crap i&#8217;d love to know.  (or paula&#8217;s home phone # would be nice!)</p>
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		<title>By: Danielle</title>
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		<dc:creator>Danielle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2010 21:46:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG the best chocolate gooey butter cake i have EVER had in my life!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG the best chocolate gooey butter cake i have EVER had in my life!</p>
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		<title>By: j schuster</title>
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		<dc:creator>j schuster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 04:52:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>we purchased a Paula Deen Apple Crunch Top Pie last weekend. it looked scrumptious!!! unfortunately  the pie was not cooked all the way and when warmed the white, gooey dough was all over the top of the pie...we were so disappointed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>we purchased a Paula Deen Apple Crunch Top Pie last weekend. it looked scrumptious!!! unfortunately  the pie was not cooked all the way and when warmed the white, gooey dough was all over the top of the pie&#8230;we were so disappointed.</p>
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		<title>By: This Woman Really Hated Her Paula Deen Pie &#171; Food Network Humor</title>
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		<dc:creator>This Woman Really Hated Her Paula Deen Pie &#171; Food Network Humor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:03:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] story: A few weeks ago, Paula Deen was busy getting ready to launch her own line of baked goods at Wal-Mart. Apparently, the Deen train moves fast, because not only have the new products hit [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] story: A few weeks ago, Paula Deen was busy getting ready to launch her own line of baked goods at Wal-Mart. Apparently, the Deen train moves fast, because not only have the new products hit [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Dank Dillweed</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dank Dillweed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Deborah, nice work.  I think when egos, money and power arrive, sometimes it&#039;s too easy to forget where one came from, not everyone, but more often than not.

Shit, by his own account, Al Gore invented the internet, and single-handedly will save Mother Earth.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Deborah, nice work.  I think when egos, money and power arrive, sometimes it&#8217;s too easy to forget where one came from, not everyone, but more often than not.</p>
<p>Shit, by his own account, Al Gore invented the internet, and single-handedly will save Mother Earth.</p>
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		<title>By: Deborah</title>
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		<dc:creator>Deborah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 13:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You guys need to do an investigative report on the scandal surrounding Paula Deen&#039;s theft of the name &quot;Gooey Butter Cake&quot;. She is making millions of a recipe and a name that she claims to have invented...And she didn&#039;t.
Check this out: http://tiny.cc/J23jy</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You guys need to do an investigative report on the scandal surrounding Paula Deen&#8217;s theft of the name &#8220;Gooey Butter Cake&#8221;. She is making millions of a recipe and a name that she claims to have invented&#8230;And she didn&#8217;t.<br />
Check this out: <a href="http://tiny.cc/J23jy" rel="nofollow">http://tiny.cc/J23jy</a></p>
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		<title>By: Dank Dillweed</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dank Dillweed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:04:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Has anyone actually tried the $17 Rachael R. EVOO?  Saw it at SuperWallyWorld with wifey last wknd, just laughed, imagining it&#039;s not all that.  Get mine at TJ&#039;s, $6-$8.

Wonder if one of Paula&#039;s/QFB products will compete against &quot;MOLLY McBUTTER&quot;?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Has anyone actually tried the $17 Rachael R. EVOO?  Saw it at SuperWallyWorld with wifey last wknd, just laughed, imagining it&#8217;s not all that.  Get mine at TJ&#8217;s, $6-$8.</p>
<p>Wonder if one of Paula&#8217;s/QFB products will compete against &#8220;MOLLY McBUTTER&#8221;?</p>
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		<title>By: Jillian Madison</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jillian Madison</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:49:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Looks like there&#039;s more PAULA GOODNESS coming our way as well. According to this press release I just received:

&quot;Synergy Brands announced that Paula Deen has licensed Quality Food Brands to produce spices and selected food items under the Paula Deen Brand.

This represents one of the first grocery products that Ms. Deen has chosen to bear her name and likeness for distribution nationwide. Ms. Deen stated that “I am pleased to announce this collaboration with Quality Food Brands to produce my line of spices for the grocery store category. I am confident that they will produce quality products that are a value to today’s shopper.” 

So Paula Deen is getting her own line of spices... which is really just &quot;Quality Food Brand&quot; spices that will cost more money because they have photos of her face on the label. Nice!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looks like there&#8217;s more PAULA GOODNESS coming our way as well. According to this press release I just received:</p>
<p>&#8220;Synergy Brands announced that Paula Deen has licensed Quality Food Brands to produce spices and selected food items under the Paula Deen Brand.</p>
<p>This represents one of the first grocery products that Ms. Deen has chosen to bear her name and likeness for distribution nationwide. Ms. Deen stated that “I am pleased to announce this collaboration with Quality Food Brands to produce my line of spices for the grocery store category. I am confident that they will produce quality products that are a value to today’s shopper.” </p>
<p>So Paula Deen is getting her own line of spices&#8230; which is really just &#8220;Quality Food Brand&#8221; spices that will cost more money because they have photos of her face on the label. Nice!</p>
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