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Jes, But I still won’t respect your cooking style in the morning.
P.S. You always have the worse freeze frames of RR, you know she is rich now.. and can hire black helicopters and private contractors to hunt you down!
LOL!
LMAO!!!!!
OMG! Oh, just too freakin funny!! AHHHH!!!
Keep it classy, FNH.
That’s hilarious! LMAO
I’m surprised that RayRay hasn’t bought herself a fancy pair of knockers yet. The blatant attempts with the decadent decollete on “30 Minute Meals” and other RR shows was lame and laughable. We knew that RR’s headlamps were more like Bobby Flay’s, yet FN tried to convince us that RR was endowed: low-cut tops, magic marker outlines of non-existent cleavage, and tacky necklaces that drew our attention to the invisible tits. If the camera crew got any closer, they’d be in the hottub with the food!
I think it would be appropriate to call this a “knocker knocker joke.
Well said Tatiana! LOL!
“classy” and FNH are not synonymous.
Spagit-teeeee and Lem-maaahhhhnnn-chhheeeeeel-ooooohhwwww
Giada and Rachael should team-up for a show called “Door Knocker Dinners” :))
Orange you glad she didn’t say bear trap?
Is it me or does Rachel have man hands?
“Is it me or does Rachel have man hands?”
RR has kind of a weird physique overall. She kinda reminds me of Jamie Lee Curtis ;)
LOL ~ Perfect screen grabs to match the dialog.
Brilliant!
I have got to stop going to this site while I am at work, I laughed a little too loud at this post. Too Funny. Too funny. That Thumbs up Pic of Ray Ray is just perfect!
You gals drink during the day ? That was a classic. Pissed myself.
‘It’s been almost a year since I first reported that Rachael Ray was buying a Southampton mini-compound (and over six months since she went to contract), the cooking-show host/donut queen and her husband, John Cusimano, have finally closed on the property that had a $2.9 million asking price. The property, located by the Southampton Golf Club, has a pool, a pond, and multiple gardens.’ (reported by the site Hamptons.com on June 7, 2009).
Looks like Ina is gonna have a new buddy!!!!
Wouldn’t it be: booooob-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzz?
LOL!
“…the cooking-show host/donut queen and her husband..have finally closed on the property that had a $2.9 million asking price…”
There goes the neighborhood!
I have to confess I peed a little too! This is too hilarious.
Juwana see my knockers?
Will RayRay and Ina run in the same Hamptons circles? Will Ina tell RayRay where to buy good vanilla? So many script possibilities!
Ferd, I don’t think Ina RUNS anywhere? Not even in circles.
“..Will Ina tell RayRay where to buy good vanilla?..”
RayRay doesn’t bake, so she’d have little need for vanilla, good or bad.
@CherryRose — but, you have bought RR’s baking set, right? To support her puppies?
@CherryRose — but, you have bought RR’s baking set, right? To support her puppies?
Where’d you get that idea? I wouldn’t spend a dime on anything with RR’s name on it. Haven’t watched her show since the first couple of seasons, either.
Criminy Jillian but you sure can pick the awesome screenshots.
I’m gonna say it — RayRay looks like a butch lesbian here. In the context of the call between RR and Giada, the look works.
Giada: RayRay, come on over, let’s eat together!
RayRay: I’ll bring my EVOO!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Giada
Giada who?
Giada Check-out-my-large-rack.
Cause Giada is like ‘you oughta’… okay I’ll stop now. :)
I like when RR wears that infamous skin tight top and her stomach roll is bigger & more protruding than her boobs.
You got money now, so go to Dr Rey and get yourself a new body for gosh sakes!!
The screen shots are perfect! LMAO @ work…nice!
oops i peed my pants.
@CherryRose…….it was a JOKE about her pots/pans.
RR-a self-proclaimed NON-baker, selling bakeware, such a bad joke!
She gets none of my money!
@OH_COME_ON: I had to fight the urge not to throw up in RR’s “garbage bowl,” which she’s marketing for $20. IT’S A PLASTIC BOWL, SHEEPLE!! If you just HAVE to have that grade-school cafeteria-style mottled melamine, hit up practically any thrift store and fork over a whopping quarter for it. Kee-rist.
RR’s “garbage bowl” is available at my local Barnes & Noble. Talk about wanting to barf! Bad enough that Ratched’s books are displayed all over the store, but now there’s a huge display of her GB. Blechhh!
Haha this is hilarious
@OH COME ON: I wasn’t sure whether or not you’d seen my post when RR’s bakeware line first came out, and I pointed out that Ratched doesn’t bake ;) Major farce!
@CherryRose, hence the joke about buying her bakeware. Add it to the Hamptons mansion fund.
@TheOtherErin,
RR’s GB is truly laughable. Her studio kitchen has the lamest layout. Does she have a trash can phobia?
Did you see Anne Burrell’s ‘thank you for coming bowl’? WTH?
Does anyone here actually BUY stuff from FN? I’m curious about how well sales are going on the website. I would never purchase cookware, bakeware, knives, small appliances online, but maybe that’s just me. I like to feel the weight of cookware, the grip of knives or other hand-held gadgets before buying. I like to preview cookbooks, too. I’m sure somebody must be ordering on FN, but it isn’t me!
Anyone who buys the overpriced junk from FN is not buying to have the product as much as having a product with Flay or Rayray’s name stamped on it. That’s the entire basis for Bob World’s existence. It’s just about the money, and that comes in the form of advertisers and hawking pots and pans. Make a person a “star” on the network, find a supply of cheap cookware/bakeware overseas somewhere, stamp that “star” name on it, then sell it on the site for a hefty markup. I’m personally waiting to see the “Mommy Dearest French Kitchen” line of crap they come up with.
@Byrdie: You probably remember “Club Aluminum” from the 60s-70s. My original set was avocado that I used for about 15 years, then got the same set in almond. Again, after 10-12 years, I was ready for new cookware. “Handled” a lot of brands, various pieces, etc. before deciding on Millenium that was popular when I got it. I liked Le Creuset but found it too heavy for easy handling. I don’t need a FN star’s name on my cookware ;)
I just gotta say…this is the third day I’ve seen this article and it still cracks me up every time I see it. Bravo, Jillian!! XD
@Cherry, don’t recall “Club Aluminum”. I know I had some kind of cookware, but my chosen color was harvest gold (yikes!). I have one piece of “star” cookware, Mario Batalli enameled cast iron dutch oven, but I bought it for the price on Amazon, not the name! Mostly I stick with All Clad. I also have a giant collection of black cast iron skillets I’ve been gathering for years. I can’t believe how expensive genuine cast has become. It’s crazy.
Somewhere in Europe at a housewares tradeshow, all the knife manufacturers are standing around howling with laughter at Guy Fee-Douchey’s entry into the knife business.
Probably laughing at some of the shit American’s will buy if you slap some lame TV chef’s name on it.
Wondering how to capitalize on selling dollar store crap at 3000% margins to stupid Americans.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! 3RD time I have seen this and am still LMAO!!! My husband always comments on how big Giada’s “head” is, but I know what he is really commenting on.
I have always wondered if RayRay wears those slimming foundation garments hawked on infomercials because she always looks like she is “packed in”. I also wonder if Sunny wears them too.
Haha the last pic should be ray ray saying yummo!
Cherry, I had some Club Aluminum in almond. Don’t know what I did with it. Nowadays it’s mostly All-Clad for me, too (I’m close enough to the factory to go to the outlet sales twice a year).
Funniest post ever!!!
I think that’s pretty funny. If you saw Giada cooking with her sister lately, her sister’s are even bigger. It was like boobapalooza.
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