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Guy Fieri’s “En Feugo?”
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I was just browsing Guy Fieri’s official website (God, sometimes writing for FNH really sucks) and noticed a new banner on the bottom that seemed to depict Guy Fieri shooting a stream of fire from his penis. Intrigued, I read the caption: “Guy Fieri’s En Feugo! and he’s starting fires all over the country!” Uh, that sounds safe. Here’s to hoping Smokey The Bear has an extra fire extinguisher on hand.
Anyway, Guy’s En Feugo? Really? That’s just embarrassing. For someone who purports to be such a Mexican food enthusiast, you’d think he (or at least someone in his KULINARY KREW of KREEPS) would notice the term “EN FUEGO” was spelled incorrectly.
So, in honor of Guy Fieri (and a slow news week), here are the Top 5 other foodie-related things we want to see set EN FUEGO:
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60 Responses
burn baby burn. disco inferno
I want to see mellisa’s frozen bacon BURN
hahahaha
why does he keep calling himself a guido. he isnt even full italian. what a jag
if only his penis would burn
Bourdain’s on television making fun of everyone. It’s about time someone started called him out on HIS bullshit. Nice.
“En feugo” Guy es un tonto.
Maybe those flames are shooting out of his nether regions because he ate some of that fine spicy Bobby Flay grillin’.
I like how Guy Fieri tucked in only the front of his shirt. Who still does that? I thought that trend died in 1991 along with those boat shoes with the knotted laces.
Seriously good call on Mattin’s red bandana. I want to stab it with a fork until it dies.
He’s legend in his own mind. Betcha this douche has never been to Italy, his grandfather was born in West Virginia, his mother’s side of UK descent.
A total douche nozzle trying to make up some illustrious ancestry. Sadly some feeble minded Fee-Etti fans fall for this. I’d love to burn the fucker on the stake.
Good god, yes. Somebody rip that hideous headband off and burn it. How does she think that looks good?!?
Excellent choices. I’d like to torch all of Ann Burrell’s tight shirts. Wouldn’t mind lighting one of Sunny’s fatties either. But that’s whole diff thing.
the term for on fire is “encendido”, and the idiomatic term is “ardiente”.
it’s not just badly spelled, it doesn’t even make any sense in spanish. thought you might like to know that much. saying something is “en fuego” makes as much sense semantically as “forward waffle”
Can’t forget that Ratched always burns foods in the broiler!
I wonder if those Viva paper towels burn?
“Seriously good call on Mattin’s red bandana. I want to stab it with a fork until it dies.”
And if Mattin happens to get in the way, so be it….then he can’t throw anyone else under the bus!
Meh, like this is news, as I seriously doubt this is the first time Guy Ferry’s crotch has had a burning sensation.
Zing.
Badda bing.
Tip your waitresses.
Try the veal.
OMG…his Krew…it’s like the White Trash, Low Budget version of Entourage. Blech
Guy cracks me up, I love him. Mattin??? Damn near threw up watchin the poofter sachet away all giddy from speaking french and serving a french man. Yo, french restaurant owner making millions in USA, learn English ya jerk. Mattin, you and all your frog friends can go back to france with all the other surrender monkeys, good grief.
Here are some other hispanic language words for Ferry-boy. How about ‘el fugli-o’ or ‘el duche-y’. Works for me.
BTW, “fuego” means fire or flame in spanish, no ifs ands or buts about it.
If Guy’s crotch is on fire, he should get that checked by a doctor.
ROFLMAO on the Bourdain pic. Looks like he’s set himself on fire with one cig too many!
Thanks for doing the digging to bring us the funnies even in a slow news week, Jillian! E for Effort!
And, ___________________ (insert any joke about Guy’s burning sensation in the crotchtal region here).
(It’s Friday and I’m tired!)
“And, ___________________ (insert any joke about Guy’s burning sensation in the crotchtal region here).”
On campus in the late ’60s, there was a name for that yeasty, yucky, burning sensation: Crotch Rot. Methinks this suits Guy’s malady quite well ;)
“Guy Fieri shooting a stream of fire from his penis.” Some penicillin should get that cleared right up.
ROFLMAO!
I hate Kerry Vincent’s headband!!!!!! burnnnn!!!!
@alexis – those boat shoes w/ the knotted laces are still the shit. never has a more comfortable shoe been made than the sperry top-sider. just a public service announcement fyi…
I did not even notice the fire right off. All I saw were those nasty arms over his head, exposing the even nastier arm pits.
Ferry has some serious personality issues. Whenever he is out and about filming and one of his subjects he is filming has tattoos, Ferry is always in there rolling up his sleeves. Not to be out inked, the little peckered fool acts like a 13 yr old insistent his tats are just as good.
You need to be totally feeble minded to admire this idiot.
Maybe this is what Kings of Leon means by, “Your sex is on fire”…
Why does the idea that Fi-etti’s urine might be flammable not surprise me?
As far as Kerry Vincent goes…why stop at the head band?
EWWWW!!! I don’t even want to think about Guido’s privates. However, one has to wonder if he has spikey blond hair in his nether regions.
“As far as Kerry Vincent goes…why stop at the head band?”
Sister Kerry Kake Kritic would probably fare better if she got into the “habit” of wearing a wimple ;)
@DennyLou
Guido’s hair spike cream ‘in his nether regions’ flammable?
OMG no one does not have to wonder if Fiii-idiot’s curtains match his drapes! EGADS, the inhumanity! Clorox my brain, STAT!
OH LOLZ @ the arm pit comment. That’s what had my attention too, even over the “feugo” [sic].
Since when does “en fuego” not mean “on fire”?
I must be “feeble minded”, I love Guy, he cracks me up. My wife loves him too and she’s a personal chef and a food scientist with 20 years experience running product development departments for the likes of El Pollo Loco (most recently) and Yum Brands. Me thinks some of the dames here been stepped over by the likes of Guy growing up. Get over it chicks, Guy is a rising star. PS: can’t wait for the blasts for my use of dames and chicks, lol.
Love this site though, it is a hoot!!
Just wish the site owners were full time here, too funny.
Paula Deen cast iron pans being recalled because they can shatter upon heating? Now that’s quality. :P
That’s quality Y-Alllllllllhhhhlllllllll can take to the bank.
Only not so much.
Maybe this will teach her to quit prostituting her name out on every pierce of crap they offer her.
@Realdeal. I think because “Guido” means greaseball in Italian.
Fieri? LOL. Always woulda pegged Bobby to be the FN’s fire crotch
Side topic – I saw a WWGFD? bumper sticker (what would guy fieri do?). And I thought to myself: he’d pour tequila on it and light it on fire; that’s what guy fieri’d do.
Then I thought to myself: WWABD? WWBFD? etc. Yup, it’s an FNH post just waiting to happen ….
Revedo Chef Sheeple , entertained by Fii-Idiot. Rides his wife’s coattails thinking he is part of the current culinary scene. Feeble minded, sure I can see that. And you probably have a small dick like Guy too.
Silvio, so clever, with a name like that, you certainly are hung like a field mouse. But, whats wrong with a small dick?? I only need to please myself!! So only part of “the current culinary scene” are in the click here?? Oh, so, you are some culinary expert?? Glad you made it personal, spic.
Alton Brown’s Kitchenaid has flames !
Now THAT’s hot !
I know that the term “funniest post ever” is bandied about rather liberally, and I know I personally might be culpable of over-using it to the point of diluting its effect, but be that it may, I have to say it one more time: This is the funniest post ever! That pic of Kerrie Vincent is PRICELESS!
Love seeing Eidelweiss Vincent on fire; matches her scorching tongue when she’s ripping bakers apart.
Jillian…I have to thank you. I come home from a rough day of work, and I go to this site, and it kills me with laughter everytime!! lmaoooo
Well they still have not found the person who set the California fires.
Spic ? Nice try, I’m Italian. You know I saw your total ignorance with that surrender monkey comment. You got to lighten up. He is only a contestant .
Your wife being an unemployed personal chef might have been on the show but I guess she couldn’t take the time off as she supports you and pays the rent. So take it easy on the Top Chef people will ya ?
If you find Fee-Useless entertaining, does this mean you watch a lot of pro wrestling too ?
Isn’t quasi-, pseudo-French chef, Melissa d’, a perfect candidate for “Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire”? Looks like she wears jeans with those carpy tees. Wonder what brand they are and if they burn well? Jord-ass?
@Revedo He cracks you up in the same way as you love the banjo music in Deliverance?
@Revedo,
Remember Van Zant’s character on The Soprano’s was SILVIO. No ‘field mouse’ there. Fuhgeddaboutit!
Might wanna watch your kneecaps! Bada Bing!
Wow…spic? That’s a word I haven’t heard in an eternity..I guess when your wit fails and you’re outmatched resort to racism is the lesson.
Revedo: “Mattin, you and all your frog friends can go back to france with all the other surrender monkeys, good grief”.
Mattin is hardly offensively French as you claim. More like a sweet, warm Pate a Choux.
Did you see Ludo Lefebvre on Top Chef Masters? Now there’s a stale Baton!
I’m back! Except that I’ve disguised my British heritage with a fake an Eye-talian identity. Yeah baby, yeah!
Welcome back Goldio. More fun around here uh ? Jake and you break up ? Didn’t want to leave his brothers behind ?
Look forward to seeing you try to be funny.
Bad case of the clap, Guido?
Stale baton??lmao. I love banjo music!! Sopranos?? Never watched it. I love the satire here, carry on.
Good. If he’s “en feugo” (sic) instead of “candente” (which he’s not) maybe we will see his auto-da-fé soon and it will be end of him.
Tony Rules !
This is embarrassing, but I think the last picture is kinda hot.