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22 Responses
I’d buy them haha just like all the other crap they sell on food network for ridiculous prices
As if Ina really does any walking…
Love this. I for one am completely sick of Ina’s whole Back To Basics schtick!!! When was she ever away from the basics long enough to have to go back to them?
She’s going back to basics, she’s turning the volume up, she’s using good vanilla, she’s paranoid of bad eggs. Ina is awfully predictable.
Back to asics! Hilarious. Though I think she’d probably be more of a Keds woman.
Ahhhhhh yes. I love the smell of a good Food Network pun in the morning.
I don’t mind confessing: when I first started watching her show, I thouht the words “Ina Garten” at the bottom of the tv screen meant “In the garden” in Greek or something. Haha! Couldn’t believe that was actually a name! Now, how stupid is that?
Laurie, me too. I thought it was like she was having a French dinner party in her garden (oh wth…she already has those anyway, haha). Then I realized that it was there every single time, I thought her name was “in a garden”.
TR picked these out for me. He said they would go FABULOUS with my denim shirts. How easy is that?
She should put those sneakers on and walk to Montauk and back.
As soon as Ina gets those sneakers on, she should run – not walk – to the nearest lingerie boutique and be properly fitted with a support bra.
@ CherryRose–YES that’s EXACTLY what I thought too–And I really like Ina–but lord have mercy, someone should have proofed that pic, LOL
I’m thinking she needs more than just a bra, maybe a “good” HAM KEY to roll those suckers up. Shooooo!!
@DamnItsBurnt: LMAO at the ham key! Is Ina even wearing an undergarment in that photo? Really droopy udders and a nipple showing. Has the Bobby Flay look reached the Hamptons?
Udders! BWAHAHAHA
I’m thinking a good sport bra to go with those trainers.
Does anyone else start singing “Ina-Garten-Da-Vida” in their head when they hear her name?
No? Just me?
I can see Ina buying alot of stuff, but running shoes ain’t one of ‘em. Even though they are ‘good’ running shoes.
“Does anyone else start singing “Ina-Garten-Da-Vida” in their head when they hear her name?”
You’re not alone, Justin.
Justin, I wrote a little ditty with Iron Butterfly in mind. It’s in the Ina section in the posting where the entire Broadway cast is singing the glories of Ina. It’s silly stuff.
I adore Ina, but I think head/shoulder shots are best.
OMG! The episode with Jillian’s above screenshot just started. The triangular light on the boob is so obvious – and laughable! Is Ina trying to show her audience that she has cleavage? Geez!
Come on now people… If Ina is so laughable to you, why do
you even bother to watch! She is a very talented lady most of her recipes are excellent, more than I can say for alot of the ‘young hottie chefs’ on the Food Network and the prime nets,as well.
I don’t have time to plant all of my own vegetables. So when I need something I don’t have on hand I run over to Martha Stewarts garden and grab and dash. When I visit her, I always make sure to wear good sneakers. It really makes the difference in being caught by her gardeners. Now I have access to good fresh brussel sprouts and baby carrots whenever a recipe calls for them.