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Marc Summers Twitter Page Is Funny
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Marc_Summers, or someone pretending to be him, has been busy sending out some hilarious messages on Twitter. It has to be an impersonator, because in real life, Marc is corny, tells stupid jokes, and talks about pickles a lot. On the other hand, the Twitter writer is witty, swears a lot, and makes subtle references to Guy Fieri’s small penis.
Regardless of who’s writing it, some of the Tweets made me laugh out loud. Here are my 5 favorites:





(thanks for the tip, Lana!)
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18 Responses
OMG these are hysterical. I almost burst out laughing at my desk at work.
“Jodeci”
Whoah. Flashback. These are hilarious!
Most likely a Summers imposter, but pretty funny. A baggie of cumin in his ass ! Classic.
Whoever this is deserves some kind of Awesome-Twittering-Hilariousness award. And I kind of hope it’s the real MS, even though it’s highly unlikely… :)
oh god…mix tape of jodeci…this post is too much.
Who i gawd’s name allowed the title, “Spice Smuggler” to fly for anything?? Ewwwwww!!!
Who woulda thunk? The cumin in the ass KILLED me.
maybe this is what happens to Marc Summers after he drinks one of aunt Sandy’s “‘tinis”
bwah!
What Would Brian Boitano Make? I don’t know. Where would Brian Boitano park? In a parking spot that reads, “Reserved for Marc Summers”.
hehe the Spice Smuggler met up with the Butt Burglar and he showed him how to get illegal cumin past customs via a baggie in his ass….lmaoooo
LMAO- “Cumin the ass killed me” and “baggie past customs” LOLZ!
Wicked
There are some truly talented humorists out in the world. @marc_summers is one of ‘em.
Jillian, you’re right in there too. Glad you enjoyed.
This is awesome!
I would have thought Ferry’s shirts would have smelled more like straight up b.o.! Guess you learn something new every day!
now that’s funny!
Major props! That is some funny stuff. The freaking cumin smuggling bit deserves a Twitter emmy nomination.
Ugh, just saw on Guy Pit-Stained Ferry’s Twitter that he’s embarking on a roadshow. Get your tickets now!
Marc should be in the hall of fame (Television or Hollywood) soon. otherwise, he should might pursue an acting gig.