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Marc Summers Twitter Page Is Funny
Posted on September 14th 2009 by Jillian Madison

Marc_Summers, or someone pretending to be him, has been busy sending out some hilarious messages on Twitter. It has to be an impersonator, because in real life, Marc is corny, tells stupid jokes, and talks about pickles a lot. On the other hand, the Twitter writer is witty, swears a lot, and makes subtle references to Guy Fieri’s small penis.

Regardless of who’s writing it, some of the Tweets made me laugh out loud. Here are my 5 favorites:





(thanks for the tip, Lana!)



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    18 Responses

  1. hitch says:

    OMG these are hysterical. I almost burst out laughing at my desk at work.

  2. DesignerJeans says:

    “Jodeci”

    Whoah. Flashback. These are hilarious!

  3. Sarah says:

    Most likely a Summers imposter, but pretty funny. A baggie of cumin in his ass ! Classic.

  4. Katie says:

    Whoever this is deserves some kind of Awesome-Twittering-Hilariousness award. And I kind of hope it’s the real MS, even though it’s highly unlikely… :)

  5. Shel says:

    oh god…mix tape of jodeci…this post is too much.

  6. JustANobody says:

    Who i gawd’s name allowed the title, “Spice Smuggler” to fly for anything?? Ewwwwww!!!

  7. Syd says:

    Who woulda thunk? The cumin in the ass KILLED me.

  8. Cat Chow says:

    maybe this is what happens to Marc Summers after he drinks one of aunt Sandy’s “‘tinis”

  9. pwkwsfi says:

    bwah!

    What Would Brian Boitano Make? I don’t know. Where would Brian Boitano park? In a parking spot that reads, “Reserved for Marc Summers”.

  10. Damn its burnt says:

    hehe the Spice Smuggler met up with the Butt Burglar and he showed him how to get illegal cumin past customs via a baggie in his ass….lmaoooo

  11. JustANobody says:

    LMAO- “Cumin the ass killed me” and “baggie past customs” LOLZ!

  12. Lana says:

    Wicked

    There are some truly talented humorists out in the world. @marc_summers is one of ‘em.

    Jillian, you’re right in there too. Glad you enjoyed.

  13. Jun says:

    This is awesome!

  14. mollysmom says:

    I would have thought Ferry’s shirts would have smelled more like straight up b.o.! Guess you learn something new every day!

  15. Lynxie says:

    now that’s funny!

  16. Glock says:

    Major props! That is some funny stuff. The freaking cumin smuggling bit deserves a Twitter emmy nomination.

  17. Ferd says:

    Ugh, just saw on Guy Pit-Stained Ferry’s Twitter that he’s embarking on a roadshow. Get your tickets now!

  18. Anthony says:

    Marc should be in the hall of fame (Television or Hollywood) soon. otherwise, he should might pursue an acting gig.

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