Archives for "September, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 23rd September 2009

The Food Network Chefs: What They Say vs What They Mean

Common Food Network phrases And what they really mean… Perfect/Beauuuutiful I have to say something, because the silences are getting awkward and the producer is yelling at me. That’s off the hook! I’m over 40 and am desperately trying to sound hip. Yum-O / EVOO I was dropped on my head a lot as a [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 22nd September 2009

Food Network Bingo 2

Posted by Jillian Madison on 22nd September 2009

Paula Deen On The View

Paula Deen made another appearance on The View this morning. Actually, it wasn’t so much an “appearance” as it was ten minutes of Paula and the View hosts frantically shoveling fatty foods into their mouths like they hadn’t eaten in 12 years. I’m not joking. They were leaning over the table grabbing pretzels and cakes [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 21st September 2009

Paula Deen’s New Website Goes “Back To Basics”

Paula Deen’s web geeks (that’s what they call themselves) have been hard at work giving her official website a total overhaul. When you arrive, you’re met with a message that welcomes you to the “new look and feel of Paula.” Ewwww. Thanks, but I don’t want to know anything about “the new feel of Paula.” [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 21st September 2009

New Rules For Foodies

A few new rules for our friends who aren’t on the Food Network: NEW RULE: Top Chef has to stop casting annoying, whiny lesbians who complain about everything. They’re giving lesbians a bad name. And besides, it’s a cooking competition – not an audition to become an Indigo Girl. NEW RULE: Adam Richman has to [...]

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