Archives for "September, 2009"
Semi-Homemade Pastel Episode From Hell
Dear Food Network, In case you don’t have a calendar handy, allow us to point out to you that all of us here on Earth are currently in the month of SEPTEMBER. This begs the question: why are you currently airing Easter-themed episodes of Semi-Homemade? And furthermore, why is everything saturated in that hideous pink [...]
Paula Deen On PhotoshopDisasters
Photoshop Disasters is a truly funny site. They skewer awful looking, poorly manipulated photos that are supposed to have been professionally edited. On Wednesday, they featured Paula Deen on the cover of her July/August 2009 magazine. And as they wrote, “Looks like Paula Deen is now employing a pageant retoucher for her magazine covers.” Did [...]
Michael Chiarello For Marie Callender’s Pasta
By now, you’ve probably seen the commercial with Michael Chiarello shilling for Marie Callender’s microwaveable pasta bowls (the Food Network plays it 58 times per hour). I want to know how the hell Chiarello stood there selling this stuff to us with a straight face, because he’d die before ever cooking, serving, or eating one [...]
Insane Bacon Donut Burger Coming To The Big E
The Big E, New England’s biggest food fair, is coming back to town this weekend. Feast your eyes on the Craz-E burger, one of the more sinful items made to order this year. It’s a burger that’s been smothered in cheese and slathered with bacon, and then sandwiched between two fried donuts. Forget “This Is [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










