Archives for "September, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 17th September 2009

Bobby Deen Posts Twitter Photo With His “Girl”

After sharing last night’s riveting photo of his room service dinner, Bobby once again took to Twitter thismorning to post a photo of him at an “Angel’s game with my girl.” [For the record, the incorrect apostrophe placement is his, not ours.] After several fans wrote benign comments like “cute couple!” and “hey, who are [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 16th September 2009

It’s Paula’s Family, UPDATED With Bobby Flay’s “My Grill”

After much careful consideration (translation: 16 seconds of thinking about it), I’ve decided the Addams Family theme song could easily have been written about Paula Deen and her family. Here are the original lyrics, in all their eerily familiar glory: They’re creepy and they’re kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They’re all together ooky, It’s Paula’s Family. [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 16th September 2009

Guy Fieri Rock n’ Roll Culinary Tour Set To Destroy America

Guy Fieri will soon be taking America to a new low by combining the worlds of food, rock n’ roll, and douchebaggery. You see, the Guy Fieri Road Show (or the Hide Your Daughters Tour as FNH reader Lou called it) will soon be traveling the country, spreading joy – and possibly e. coli – [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 15th September 2009

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Food Magazine Editor Writes Rude Emails To Readers

Before an hour ago, I’d never even heard of The Food Magazine. After a quick Google search, I learned it came out earlier this year, it’s independently published, the editor is a woman named Candus Jane Zanghi, and most people think it’s pretty darn awful. FNH reader Amy thought the magazine was so awful, in [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 15th September 2009

Bobby Flay Adds 2 New Steps To “Grill It” Intro

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