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Paula Deen Getting A Talk Show With KATE GOSSELIN?!
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Ridiculous news story of the week: E! is reporting that Telepictures (the production team behind the Ellen DeGeneres Show and the Tyra Banks Show) may be developing another View-like morning talk show starring PAULA DEEN and KATE GOSSELIN. If you’re not rolling your eyes yet, chew on this: they want the show to be “by mothers, for mothers.” How wretched does that sound? 60 minutes of Kate Gosselin complaining about faulty breast pumps, and Paula Deen delving into the specifics of potty training Jamie and Bobby? Thanks, but I’ll pass.
Telepictures previously signed Paula Deen to create a syndicated talk show, but the deal fell through. Let’s hope this idea ends up in the trashcan as well, along with Paula’s old wigs and every one of Jon Gosselin’s Ed Hardy t-shirts.
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All the more reason for me to cancel my cable service.
I LIKE THE BOTH OF THEM….THIS WILL BE LIKE THE CHERRY ON TOP OF A SUNDAE. YUM YUM. I CAN’T WAIT TO WATCH IT.
The tv spotlight ruined her family once, HEYYYY why not try it again? Maybe Cara and Mady will pull a Dominique Moceanu and divorce both of their idiot parents.
I still might watch, but just to see if Kate tried to boss around Paula Deen. Mama Dean would have Brandon scratch her eyes out backstage–what fun!
No way this will get greenlit.
Who wouldn’t love to be the meat between that sandwich? Me.
We already have too much of these 2 women on TV as it is. And isn’t Paula busy enough? She’s already a gazillionaire. I know Kate needs an income but if she makes too much money she’ll have to pay Jon alimony.
Seriously? I don’t want to hear any more of Kate. She has one show that she has crapped all over. Now she needs another one so she can put down moms all over the United States. We are not her ex-husband.
Please tell me this is a joke!
Jesus television is pathetic.
More comedy fodder for SNL. That might be worth watching!
Dear God…
Really?!?
The same folks are behind Ellen and Tyra, huh? Well, I guess that explains that idea.
No way.
Maybe the Pots and Pies Prostitute will get one but not that worthless pieces of human garbage Kate.
If so, then yes, maybe time to cancel cable.
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Hasn’t Kate been through enough without having to deal with the Butter Ho’ and undoubtedly, her obnoxious coattail-ridin’redneck ass sons? Let’s see Kate make some “organic” fatback laden collard greens with Ms. Dentu-Grip Slip. Yeahhhh…
Where can I stand in line to NOT watch that talk show?
Hey, I think Pauler’s great. (I know; I’m probably in the minority here) But Kate Goselin just really doesn’t have anything to say that I think I’d wanna hear.
Lana….you’re not in the minority. I like Pauler too. When she’s cooking. I don’t need to hear her talk about other things in life. And I definitely don’t need to hear KG!!! What does she know about motherhood?
This would be a crime against humanity. The Gosslin woman should just go home and raise her family and Paula should just go cook.
Another sign of the apocalypse if this “concept” gets greenlighted.
I wouldn’t want child-rearing advice from either of them. And the way Paula runs her mouth off, I wouldn’t think Jamie and Bobby would want her to do it. She’d probably say more than they want people to know!
I just hope my TV didn’t hit anyone after I threw it out the window.
Paula Deen and who? At least Paula Deen is someone worth knowing something about.
LOL! I’m glad to see “Pauler” is less hated than that vile shrewish witch KG. I used to love Pauler now can tolerate her but do wish she’d be more like her former self.
WTF are they going to “talk” about? Oversized PANTIES?
Sounds like the worst possible combination ever. These 2 are the last I would take any advice regarding cooking or parenting!!!!
I’m speechless. I’m saddened . I’m ashamed to admit that my fellow Americans would even watch a show featuring these two fame whoring clown ladies. The fucking world is laughing at us.
Ooh! Ooh! I know what the show will be about! How to exploit your children for money and fame, and break up your family!
@Lynxie: or that!!!
Kate Goslin? WTF?! What qualifies her to have a talk show? I still don’t get what qualified her to even be on tv in any form. Having children?!? And then to team her with Poopy pants is totally and utterly absurd. Is Bob Doucheboy running every network, cause this sounds like one of his hairbrained ideas.
@Teague – I don’t say it often, if ever, but you crack me up!
Just saw a blurb on Kate. She was on ‘The View’ sporting what was described as a “new” hairdo. Well, it was the same do with some curl in it, so I don’t know what anybody is talking about. Scary thing is that since she was a freakin Chatty Cathy on ‘The View’, she’s being groomed for some piece ‘o crap talk venue.
God save us.
you mean the reverse mullet?
I absolutely ABHOR Kate Gosselin and think Jon should have left her condescending ass years ago. She is a pathetic excuse of mother and a complete media whore. If life is so bad as a celebrity then quit the camera’s a get a real job you skank. Ugh..This is even too much for Paula Deen. Didnt she learn NOT to jump on every opportunity when she tried to hock deadly cookware? Maybe this will be the end of them both…one can only hope!
Joy Behar is about to launch her own talkfest on HLN – opposite Larry King for whom she has been substitute host. Joy claims that she will still do “The View”, but I have a feeling that this dual-role won’t last long. Maybe Kate will take over for Joy on “The View” eventually – or, worse – the producers are considering Paula Deen for the seat at the table.
Paula Deen looks like the white haired red neck mother in ” True Blood “…
Good Lord, I just had a vision of Joy Behar and Paula Deen on the same set: constant screeching and not a chance of anyone else getting in a word edgewise.
Kate Gosselin doesn’t even stay home to take care of her kids so how is she considered a mother? She is jet-setting around the country with her lover-boy bodyguard. Her only claim to fame is she birthed the Gosselin 8 by conning her doctor into giving her fertility treatments. Kate Gosselin is a grifter!!!!!
And some say Obama is the anti-Christ.
Heard about this on my local radio station this morning…they were all excited…YUCK! Apparently the pilot is going to shoot later this month. Oh my God, it’s the end of the world as we know it. Can you imagine? Paula’s Party mixed with the drama of Kate and her screwed up world? Wow! Train wreck ahead! Train wreck ahead!
Paula are you crazy??!?!?!! Surely you’ve lost your mind!!! Your brand is getting over exposed as it is, why muck it up w/Kate Gosselin???? DON”T DO IT!
Come on. We all know that Poopy would do ANYTHING for a dollar. She has no shame.
Kate infamously once denied her daughter a drink of water on camera. Paula would send one of her ne’er-do-well sons out for a case of beer for the little tykes.
What the hell, Paula & Kate? Try mixing oil & water they don’t mix! Neither will these two! Paula is a mature professional, and Kate is an imature wannabe! What the hell can Kate contribute to a talk show, about being a mother? Ask her kids, what kind of a mother she is! Paula, don’t do it! You have worked to hard to get where you are! Watch how fast you will fall, if you hook up with Kate Gosselin!
Does Paula realize she must cook with ORGANIC butter, ORGANIC cream, etc.?
This is a match made in hell. Who wants advice from Kate on child rearing or keeping your husband happy. She can’t do either. I guess the only winner here will be her kids because Kate won’t be there to scream at them or beat them with her wooden spoon.
Will Kate pummel Paula with her red spoonula like she did to Emeril?
You couldnt pay me ENOUGH to watch this show. Katezilla does NOT need to have another show to take her away from her kids YET AGAIN.. UGGGGG
Well Lordy be” as Kate would say ugh ugh, I love most of the comments here, guess I am not the only one on fire with this idiot, What the hell could Kate tell us? she don’t know any thing except how to have babies and she couldn’t even do that on her own, she has lied from day one, she can’t tell us about raising children because she don’t raise her own, she sure the hell can’t talk about cooking, what did she ever cook that many of us have not cooked or heard of all of our lives? Besides how can she do a show I thought she said she is exhausted all the time, yeah well that was when she was at home with Jon and the kids, but now her jet setting all over I guess gave her new strength LMAO!!!
Hell she don’t have any thing I want to hear except she is doing her last show, There is nothing you can call her that would be bad enough to describe how low she really is, and she is destroying her kids, sad thing is she don’t care.
Kate’s speaking engagements (the one where she tells everyone how to be a supermom) must be drying up big time after the very public implosion of her marriage and the very public display of what a shrew she is. Now that she’s developed champagne tastes, she has to keep the money rolling it. For the children, of course.
Here’s an idea to pitch for a talk show. This would be the perfect antidote to Paula Deen YALL! and Crazy Kate. How about one with Anthony Bourdain and Kathy Griffin? Now that’s a talk show I’d watch. But until that happens, I’ll settle for Chelsea Handler.
why on earth would Paula want this white trash mom for a talk show? Paula, you will lose significant respect from many people if you do this!
I will not watch PDeen new talk show as I will boycott due to Paula having K. Gosselin as a cohost on her show. K Gosselin is a slime and stinking garbage who exploited her children. Since viewership declined on the TLC show and is ready to be cancelled, now Kate the slime thinks she can be a talk show cohost on the P. Deen Show. I thought Paula Deen was a classy lady until she decided to have garbage like K.Gosselin on her show. Paula, there are many classy moms out there for your show. Get rid of the K. Gosselin garbage and your show will be successful. You keep this pile of rubbish and your show will fail…people are sick of the Gosselin media. toss out the garbage!!!
I will not watch this show as long as Kate Gosselin is on!!