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	<title>Comments on: Paula Deen On &#8220;Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader&#8221;</title>
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		<title>By: Betty Crocker</title>
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		<dc:creator>Betty Crocker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:06:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow, Marie, how nice of you to bring up a long-dead topic here in defense of your beloved Paula! I, for one, would never have noticed it if you hadn&#039;t brought it to the forefront again! Good thinking! Now lots of people will be reading this thread once more, including many new members! Just a hint: You might want to finesse your P.R. skills a bit more before you seek a career in this line of work. So how much is Paula paying you?

I don&#039;t know about &quot;carma,&quot; but I do know that KARMA is indeed a bitch. And you say that &quot;the next time something really bad happens to you in your life, it couldn&#039;t be happening to nicer people!&quot; That&#039;s very grand of you, to compliment us like that! I had to read that sentence over and over to make sure I got your meaning right, but now I feel great that you feel so good about us! I now know that when something bad happens to me, I need to remember that &quot;it couldn&#039;t be happening to nicer people,&quot; meaning you think we&#039;re really nice people after all! Thanks, sugar! ;-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, Marie, how nice of you to bring up a long-dead topic here in defense of your beloved Paula! I, for one, would never have noticed it if you hadn&#8217;t brought it to the forefront again! Good thinking! Now lots of people will be reading this thread once more, including many new members! Just a hint: You might want to finesse your P.R. skills a bit more before you seek a career in this line of work. So how much is Paula paying you?</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know about &#8220;carma,&#8221; but I do know that KARMA is indeed a bitch. And you say that &#8220;the next time something really bad happens to you in your life, it couldn&#8217;t be happening to nicer people!&#8221; That&#8217;s very grand of you, to compliment us like that! I had to read that sentence over and over to make sure I got your meaning right, but now I feel great that you feel so good about us! I now know that when something bad happens to me, I need to remember that &#8220;it couldn&#8217;t be happening to nicer people,&#8221; meaning you think we&#8217;re really nice people after all! Thanks, sugar! ;-)</p>
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		<title>By: marie</title>
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		<dc:creator>marie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:13:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Everyone of you mouthy pieces of trash need to learn some
respect. She went on tv and made $20,000 for the Bethesda school for boys, which is an orphanage in savannah I have visited.  All you caty pieces of nothing have nothing nice to say about that? How sad your life must be! 
Heres some advice, shut up, grow up and get some respect. And remember carma is a bitch. So the next time something really bad happens to you in your life, it couldnt be happening to nicer people!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everyone of you mouthy pieces of trash need to learn some<br />
respect. She went on tv and made $20,000 for the Bethesda school for boys, which is an orphanage in savannah I have visited.  All you caty pieces of nothing have nothing nice to say about that? How sad your life must be!<br />
Heres some advice, shut up, grow up and get some respect. And remember carma is a bitch. So the next time something really bad happens to you in your life, it couldnt be happening to nicer people!</p>
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		<title>By: noop</title>
		<link>http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/09/paula-deen-on-are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader/#comment-16671</link>
		<dc:creator>noop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:08:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How do you not know how many books you&#039;ve written? definitely not smart at all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How do you not know how many books you&#8217;ve written? definitely not smart at all.</p>
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		<title>By: Ferd Berfle</title>
		<link>http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/09/paula-deen-on-are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader/#comment-16561</link>
		<dc:creator>Ferd Berfle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:40:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Allison, we&#039;re laughing because her magazine cover photo was so heavily photoshopped she looked like a Chatty Cathy doll.  I doubt anyone expects her to look anything but her age. Just comparing and contrasting Real Paula to Magazine Cover Paula.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Allison, we&#8217;re laughing because her magazine cover photo was so heavily photoshopped she looked like a Chatty Cathy doll.  I doubt anyone expects her to look anything but her age. Just comparing and contrasting Real Paula to Magazine Cover Paula.</p>
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		<title>By: Melissa D&#39;umbass</title>
		<link>http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/09/paula-deen-on-are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader/#comment-16526</link>
		<dc:creator>Melissa D&#39;umbass</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 07:40:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It could be that even my 80 year old grandmother doesn&#039;t have such a turkey neck. And there&#039;s a difference between removing a wrinkle or chin and making someone look 20 again.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It could be that even my 80 year old grandmother doesn&#8217;t have such a turkey neck. And there&#8217;s a difference between removing a wrinkle or chin and making someone look 20 again.</p>
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