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Paula Deen made another appearance on The View this morning. Actually, it wasn’t so much an “appearance” as it was ten minutes of Paula and the View hosts frantically shoveling fatty foods into their mouths like they hadn’t eaten in 12 years. I’m not joking. They were leaning over the table grabbing pretzels and cakes and cookies like their lives depended on it. I think I even saw Barbara Walters throw an elbow to beat Whoopi to the orangeade. It wasn’t pretty, folks.
In between bites, Paula did, of course, manage to plug her new children’s cookbook. It is a business after all, y’all, though we’re not exactly sure why she’d choose to promote a cookbook for kids with a gigantic smörgåsbord of carbs and grease – especially considering the obesity epidemic we’re currently seeing in America’s youth.
Bottom line: We found the entire segment to be incredibly boring. And sadly, Paula’s schtick has really started to wear thin. If Joy Behar modeling one of your clip-on hair tails is the funniest thing to happen in your segment, it’s time to pack up your biscuits and go home.
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Paula Deen and The View. Jillian, how did you manage to post a blog about two of my “favorite” things – NOT! I wouldn’t be surprised to see Mama Deen on Joy Behar’s upcoming HLN show – that’s probably why Joy got to model the PD hairpiece ;)
I didn’t see it but just looking at these pictures makes me gag. It looks like they ate the whole freaking time. One of my biggest peeves is when people talk while eating. Even when Joy is showing off the ponytail, they’re still wolfing it down.
Barbara Walters actually ATE?
You can bet she swallowed a finger after the segment.
No way a ‘woman of a certain age’ can stay that thin by simply arguing with other women.
“You can bet she swallowed a finger after the segment.”
@FootLong, y’all just made my day, y’all! LMFAO, awesome.
At least all that butter makes it smooth on the way way up.
Let’s not kid ourselves. Pauler doesn’t give a hoot about kids consuming high carb/fatty foods or the association with her kids’ book with this swine fest. It’s all about the dollars. She’d use ANY forum to promote her crap!
The View aka The Spew
So this is what feeding at the trough really looks like .
I am so glad I have a job and do not need to see this shit everyday.
LOL they do that everytime there is food. LOL Sherri Shepard has no shame either.
glad to know that I wasn’t the only person who was absolutley disgusted by this.
my arteries were clogging just watching it
Paula to her health -> screw you I have wal-mart pies to sell!
What vultures. All of them. Paula placed that spread and said, well, we don’t eat this way all the time. OKAY, give me some meals that I can make every day that are healthy and tasty? And Paula, you are in your sixties, learn how to wear a friggin dress! At least if we get a snapshot of Brittney’s or Lindsay’s vagina, it is still pretty and pink.
From the pic, they appear to be eating a lot of food, but from the looks on their faces, I’m not so sure they’re enjoying it. Maybe it’s just in their contracts that they must eat whatever crap food the guests provide.
“..I’m not so sure they’re enjoying it..”
That, or they haven’t mastered the art of the “foodgasm”.
@CherryRose
Touche´
“At least if we get a snapshot of Brittney’s or Lindsay’s vagina, it is still pretty and pink.”
Now that mental image kills an appetite for more than food
Paula PEEN.
hmmmm Paula’s face and neck do not look as smooth as they do on her website and magazine covers, I feel duped! No, not really.
I feel the same way about this as I do about televised eating contests. While they’re shoveling in untold amounts of food, there are people out there who could have benefited more from it.
Am I the only one who hadn’t yet heard of Pauler’s hairpieces?
That’s all I could take away from this little piece of nauseating television.
Anyone notice that Pauler didn’t exactly answer BW when she talked about the whole obesity thing? We don’t eat this way every day — oh really? Statistics beg to differ, my dear.
And she had to bring up her sons. Oh yes she did.
The whole trough feeding frenzy makes me sick to be a woman lumped in with those on The View. You know Lizzie wouldn’t have touched any of it, being Glutin Free and all.
Everytime I see the view, I think of Family Guy. They portrayed them as a bunch of hens clucking away, clucking over each other, non stop. Now I picture hens that haven’t eaten in a long time, pecking away at food and I am sure tehy still managed to talk over each other, constantly. That show gives me a headache -.-
I hear Gordon Ramsay shouting, “STUPID COW!”
Hold a pageant every month for “weekend daughters”…..
oops, wrong thread! ha!
Who is the gal in the green top?
Mika Brzezinski
Co-host, “Morning Joe” and msnbc anchor
She was also on the Today Show hawking the book, and made two of the recipes with children (aka “victims”). The first recipe was something like cheeseburger cassarole, which had noodles, ground beef with some token veg thrown in and smothered in “yellow” cheese, and the second recipe was a chocolate chip bundt cake that was a yellow cake mix + chocolate pudding mix. Not to mention that when she served it, she totally blanketed each piece in powdered sugar. This woman is a menace. Who needs her teaching kids to eat like this? They already consume enough crap without Pauler forcing more greasy and sugary junk down their gullets!
I hate these egomaniacs and their pretend world of caring for each other. Gag me with a spoon. And Pauler fits right in with them. Her friendly, southern ‘character’ is just her ruse to get people to buy into her shit and ultimately buy things they don’t need with money they haven’t got just because her name is on it. Piggies all.
They look like piranhas in the Amazon stripping the carcass of a wayward tapir.
Whoopi ought to shove a pound of butter up her ass.
Oh
except
darn
Paula would probably enjoy it.
No doubt this happens every night in her bedroom ;)
Gimme MO buttah, MO buttah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw Paula’s new cookbook in the Children with Disablities sector of the bookstore.
I do not watch the View, but did anyone else see PD on the Today Show? (She was wearing the exact same outfit!) She was also peddling her children’s cookbook and I might add that the children on the segment as well as Matt looked scared to death!! So funny!
How can we blame Ol Paula…Her schtick is getting awfull thin…the other day Jaime was on her show and he made a coffee milkshake kinda drinky-poo and happened to say “And you add some brewed coffee…”
Ol Paula quickly interrupted Jamie to say “It’s Michaels Coffee Jaime!”. Jaime said OK it’s Michaels Coffee…to wich Paula said, yes Son it’s Michael’s Coffee son…”The Captain’s Choice” in a very very hurried way as she whipped the butter into the buttered mac and cheese butter casserole. I googled Michael’s Coffee and ShurNuff, it’s on Ol Paula’s grab-me-some-mo-money-ya’ll Gravy Train,
Gotta give Granny-GoodWitch some credit…Time’s a wastin’ Y’all,,,and she’s gotta getit to da Bank!
All the smacking lips and food grabbing was revolting! Barb Waa Waa was pulling her journalistic serious tenor trying to dog Paula about the unhealthy kid fare, but Paula shut her up with a piece of pink cake. It was painful to watch.
@Olive Loahf – Are you kidding me??? Captain Michael’s in on the shill now? Gag. (Sidebar – did anyone see this clip live? I watched it and saw her get him to come up and grab a piece of cake. The camera followed him back to his seat and stayed on him long enough to show him trying to pass it off to the woman next to him. It looked like she took it, but only after protesting that she didn’t want it.)
Pauler started to say something about having been moving nonstop for the first 18 years of her life, but before she finished that train the smacking interrupted. I was very interested to know what happened on her 18th birthday that turned her into a soul-less pig-hack.
Gee! I thought Poopy was withdrawn and shy and stayed hidden in her house. Well, I guess her bio has changed ONCE AGAIN. But I guess in exchange for ethics, she can hawk Sandy Claws and his coffee. Ppfff.
“Gee! I thought Poopy was withdrawn and shy and stayed hidden in her house.”
I haven’t believed that tall tale for a quite a while now. Same with HLN tart Robin Meade who does “Morning Express” who’s got a similar sob story. Horse hash!
Is that her real hair or is it a hairpiece..either way it is hideous.
You missed two of the best parts.
1) Walters really did not look like she wanted to eat the food.
2) While serving the food Paula was licking her hand, like a barn yard animal, to clean it off.
@Teague-I just watched the video and was going to comment on the same thing. She even had licking sound effects. I’m sorry, but that is just disgusting. Why in hell would she think anyone would want to eat her saliva and germs. I’m starting to dislike her more and more. By the way, I’m from Nashville TN and I can assure you that we (in the south) do not use Ya’ll the way she does. That is just plain over kill and now Pat Neeley is over using it as well. Three times in one sentence, could turn in to a drinking game.
Laura, y’all just don’t know what y’all are saying, y’all.
(lol)
Ok Byrdie, games on. You must do three shots..haha