Penis Shaped Chicken Nugget On eBay

eBayers will buy anything… including the above PENIS SHAPED CHICKEN NUGGET, which just sold for a whopping $26. The Wisconsin-based seller said the penis nugget was approximately 3 inches long (eat your heart out, Guy Fieri!) and was “too unique to eat.” Indeed!

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1. Busta_91

   September 29th, 2009

   Guido Fee-etti WISHES that he was 3″ long…

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2. Kenneth

   September 29th, 2009

   WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

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3. Lana

   September 29th, 2009

   Wouldn’t this, by definition and form, have to be a rooster nugget?

   har-di-harr-harr

   And please, let’s all NOT go into what would be an appropriate dipping sauce ….

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4. Laurie

   September 29th, 2009

   @Lana: might I suggest white gravy?

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5. Motzi Greps

   September 29th, 2009

   OOOOooooo, tastes like——–chicken!

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6. Teague

   September 29th, 2009

   Is this from Paula’s (or possibly Jamie’s) new line of frozen food

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7. Motzi Greps

   September 29th, 2009

   Oh no! It’s another McNugget emergency!::::

   http://pophangover.com/?p=2810

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8. CherryRose

   September 29th, 2009

   The “chicken dick” doesn’t look as bad as Gina Neely’s shrimp corn dog on a stick.

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9. Byrdie

   September 29th, 2009

   Well, cock-a-doodle-do!

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10. Ferd Berfle

    September 29th, 2009

    Guy would eat it. Money!

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11. HandsomeDevil

    September 29th, 2009

    Can we introduce the chicken nugget to Sandra Lee’s pornographic ice cream potato?

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12. Trini

    September 29th, 2009

    Off topic: To all non-US residents, I found the SNL Guy Fieri skit on Keith Olbermann’s Countdown website. Sorry, I had to put it here since I didn’t know how many would have gone back to that post. I’ll try to put the link here.
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/#33027818

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13. JustANobody

    September 29th, 2009

    There’s also some idiot trying to sell a “rare” 2 liter of Mt Dew Pitch Black. It’s only 5 years old!

    http://tinyurl.com/yf2rr6z

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14. oh_come_on

    September 29th, 2009

    I love that we’re this easily amused.

    Yogurt Cannon

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15. george

    September 29th, 2009

    Right On cherryrose !!!

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16. Sandra

    September 29th, 2009

    Yum!

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17. TooHotTamales

    September 29th, 2009

    Should be served with Sandra’s ice cream cake!

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18. Jillian Madison

    September 29th, 2009

    It may also be served with this penis-shaped CHEESE PUFF:

    http://tinyurl.com/ylcq5fg (links to ebay)

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19. CherryRose

    September 29th, 2009

    @TooHotTamales: Slow day at the office, Sweetie? ;)

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20. Just Jill

    September 29th, 2009

    I don’t think I would have described said chicken nugget as “unique”.

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21. PrincessCrazypants

    September 29th, 2009

    Yeah it should be stuck right in the middle of that Sandra Lee “potato” thing.

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22. GingerBeagle

    September 29th, 2009

    Some things even a chicken nugget shouldn’t have to endure, but just imagine what THAT tablescape would look like. Or not. Ewwwww.

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23. Cushie

    September 29th, 2009

    OMG, the comment about Ferry made me laugh out loud, for reals. So hard that my 15 year old son asked why and I had to tell him because it was just THAT funny.

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