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Photo: Sandra Lee’s Eyebrows Missing In Action
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No, that’s not a GlamourShot.
It’s Sandra Lee at the 2009 Daytime Emmy Awards.
Sandra Lee was nominated for 2 Daytime Emmys in the Best Hair and Best Makeup categories, but lost both awards to The View. Is it any wonder she walked away empty handed? Look at that photo! Girlfriend rolled up to the ceremony looking like the Crypt Keeper in a dollar store wig.
Sandra’s Emmy-nominated technique of spraying 92 gallons of foundation on one’s face with a garden hose clearly backfired here. The make-up settled into the lines around her eyes, which made her look 20+ years older. The whole Dynasty hairstyle is dated and tired, and the shimmery pink lipstick screams Rejected Baywatch Extra. And what about those drawn-on clown brows? Unless she aspires to have less facial hair than Whoopi Goldberg, she needs to back away from the tweezers.
Bottom line: Sorry, Aunt Sandy, but you’re just not going to win a hair or make-up Emmy until you stop making yourself look like Pamela Anderson’s corpse.
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27 Responses
That reminds me: I need to go to the Sherwin Williams this afternoon.
LOL! Funniest post EVER! I’m thinking since she already has Jay Leno’s chin, maybe he could also give her some of his eyebrows and make it a package deal!
Holy crap! She looks like! well, a semi-ho (made up person).
Sandra looks a little like Joan Van Bark in that photo.
CherryRose
Is that before or after the last face lift? lol
HAHA lol@ BYRDIE…Sherwin Williams…ROFL…
I love to laugh at Aunt Sandy–She’s an alcoholic ho but I like her, for some reason. She’s wrinkly but the color of her blue eyes is pretty. Id drink her cocktails but I’d never go near any of her russipes. I’m bettin that’s not pink lipstick she’s wearing its the Pepto Bismol leftovers lmao Shes my favorite Semi-Pept-Ho
I think her make up artist DOES deserve some cred, because she may look like the Crypt Keeper here, but on her show she looks pretty well put together!
hmm is she wearing a Bumpit?
“..on her show she looks pretty well put together!”
Have you seen any of her Today Show segments? Of course, those are live and early in the morning – probably not easy for Sandra. She gets quick make-up and Aquanet, and ends up looking like death warmed over!
Gawkkkk.. she’s invaded the Today show too? Just like Ty-Flo?
Truly, the producers of The Today Show, are among the laziest ass producers out there.
What they are saying is that they can not find anyone in the country more interesting food wise then these two chuckleheads?!
This is why drunk people should not play with tweezers.
“..she’s invaded the Today show too?…”
If you haven’t seen any of Sandra’s Today Show appearances, they’re probably available on video at the show’s website. I’ve watched a few of Semi-Ho’s cooking segments simply because I watch Today some mornings.
Any “cooking” segments on any national TV show have become so lame and unpurposeful it almost makes you want to continue to watch because you want to see just how stupid they can get.
You can call the Today Show producers lazy, but hey, they need to fill up 2-3 hours everyday and it’s real low budget cheap way to do so.
Pretty much all the recipes that are covered in these segments have been done hundreds of times elsewhere and they are just another form of culinary regurgitation happening around the dial.
Hah! True Silvio very true, but if you pay me Today Show Producer money I know I could do 10X better! :)
First stop, get some more PBS cooking show hosts on there. that’ll go a LONG way to helping things out.
I’d still hit it
Did she have work done on her chin? She does look like Joan Van Ark in this photo. Drag Queen?
70% store-bought, 30% human.
Olive, you are just tooo funny!
“..is she wearing a Bumpit?”
The more I look at the top of her hair, it’s beginning to take on the shape of the Miss America tiara. The hair, the makeup, the earrings…sure looks like Sandra Lee, Miss FNTV!
@Olive. LMAO!
@Olive LOL!
Good to see that the Botox is doing its’ job. You could advertise on that forehead!
Sure, her makeup looks like it was applied with a trowel, and her “Dallas” hair looks like straw, but how would YOU look after spending the weekend doing Gordon Ramsay and the entire cast of Fifth Gear?
Plus, the photo doesn’t show her great new titts.
You guys are SO catty.
Aunt Sandy makes the NY Post’s Page Six: IF you’re ever stuck on a plane, hope you get stuck with “Semi-Homemade” host Sandra Lee. Last week, Lee, the girlfriend of state Attorney General Andrew Cuomo, was traveling from New York to Chicago with a batch of her homemade coffee-vanilla brownies. “She was on her way to the set of ‘Extreme Home Makeover,’ ” said her rep, and the plane was grounded due to bad weather. During the delay, “Sandra shared her treats with some fellow passengers.”
@Ferd – I don’t have a doubt in my brain that Aunt(hic)(burp)Sandy shared her treats with some fellow passengers, but what did she do with the brownies??
I sure hope that’s fake tan, because I’d hate to think her skin actually turns that color in the sun.
I would just like to say that I am quite proud of Aunt SAAndy. There are not many women that can pull of trailer trash meets thrift store and make it work. Sure her earrings look like crumpled tin foil, and maybe her makeup has been applied by a drag queen using spackling compound, but in some great trailer park, there are many men who would be proud to call her “my cousin and wife.”