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Sandra Lee’s Ice Cream Baked Potato (Or Is It?)
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On today’s episode of Semi-Homemade, Sandra Lee spent 15 minutes trying to turn a log of ice cream into a baked potato. Of course, the first question is WHY. Once you determine there is no answer other than Sandra Lee is certifiably nuts, the second question then becomes: does this thing look like a gigantic va-jay-jay or what?
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91 Responses
Wow. Talk about food porn! That’s totally a vajayjay.
I just saw this episode and thought the same thing. My brother and I were laughing our asses off. The commentary that went along with the episode was equally hilarious. Like “I’m gonna use the fancy dancy whipped topping out of the can”
I’d eat that! But I don’t think Bobby Deen would like it.
“Semi-Ho” in ice cream form.
@Jillian: ‘….like a gigantic va-jay-jay….’
…and tasty too.
I’m no expert, but I think it looks more like the “nondescript” fleshlight sex toy:
http://z.about.com/d/sexuality/1/0/o/3/fleshlight_nondescript.gif
Jillian, I figued out the “WHY”. It’s actually for Cuomo when DandySandy is out, or passed out.
Looks like pussy to me.
A rare example of actual humor on this site, kudos.
Oh great! Now people here at work want to haul me off to a mental institution. OMG! This is by FAR the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. EVER!!! I have to say, I didn’t immediately think giant vajay-jay. The first thing that came to mind was “giant albino dog turd!” Sandra Lee is a nut! (Pls forgive over-abundance of “!!!” but I’m laughting my ass off here.
LMAO is also to blame for “laughting!”
Talk about a picture being worth a thousand words! Even before I read Jillian’s caption, I had already determined that the “ice cream baked potato” looked like a pricy wax job. LOL!
it’s a va-jay-jay
What’s the point of this thing she made? I’d be embarrased to give it to friends/family to eat.
“A rare example of actual humor on this site, kudos.”
Heh? Yes, this is funny, but that makes no sense. Did you think you were at Foodnetwork.com when you said that? This site is 99.99% funny ALWAYS!
I’m almost afraid to ask, but was this a “virgin” baked potato, or were there some specialty toppings like whipped cream, raspberry sauce, or chocolate shavings?
Haha! My friend and I were watching this and cracking up. Won’t the outside of that ice cream be SUPER SUPER bitter because its covered in unsweetened cocoa powder?
I never really understood the need to have a dessert look like a baked potato. And I think it looks more like a turd as well.
No not like a vagina ur just a perv get ur brain out of highschool
What a lovely ice cream cock… I mean cake…
Do ya lick it first?
Now I don’t know whether to avoid ice cream or baked potatoes…
eww
….and thus ends my lunch.
Shudder.
Sometimes I wish I didn’t have a 9-5 job, b/c I really wish I could have seen this episode. What was Aunt Sandy thinking making something that looks like that? And who would want to eat ice cream that looks like a baked potato? I’d rather have the potato. A confusing.
I suppose we should be relieved that Aunt Sandy didn’t garnish the baked potato dessert with a whole banana ;)
Did it come with “soooper simple yeast-based filling”? I missed this episode.
@CherryRose – oh yeah, she filled it with whipped cream, and a slab of frozen lemon frosting (gag) that was supposed to look like a pat of butter.
For some reason – maybe I was feeling self destructive? – I watched this entire episode. That’s 30 minutes of my life and THOUSANDS of burned out brain cells that I will never get back.
Can somebody explain to me a super super simple WHY!!!????
@Roo…..that’s OK. Sometimes we all need to watch mindless TV. But yeah, that little pat of butter/lemon frosting thing was a nasty addition.
@Byrdie
Because she had already done the cocktail portion of the show?
/rim shot
@Albert: Aunt Sandy, is that you?
Oh I forgot to mention, she also made bacon wrapped hot dogs and said it was “a great way to get some extra protein into your kids”. ??!?!?!?!
Complete this sentence:
Bacon wrapped hot dogs are a great way to get ______ into your kids.
A) Extra fat
B) Extra cholesterol
C) Extra sodium
D) Tennis shoes, crickets, pig eyeballs and whatever the heck else is in hot dogs
E) All of the above, plus turn your kid into a fatty and ensure he gets extra-made-fun-of in school
Aunt Sandy fried my brain! :o)
@CherryRose – oh yeah, she filled it with whipped cream, and a slab of frozen lemon frosting (gag) that was supposed to look like a pat of butter.
I suppose the “pat of butter” could be a lubricant ;)
Does it make it’s own gravy or is it self saucing ?
OMG! I just ventured over to FN to find out when this gem of an episode might be repeated. Sandra Lee is prominently featured on the homepage advertising “Cocktail Time”. Here’s the promo for today’s show:
Fountain Fantasy
Episode SH0703H
Today is a blast from the past! Sandra’s menu is a tribute to the soda fountain shops of yesterday, and she’s putting a modern, semi-homemade spin on all her recipes. Even though the kids don’t remember the days of soda jerks, they won’t be able to say no to good old burgers and fries! The menu starts off with a modern twist on the classic burger: Blue Cheese and Bacon Burgers. You’ll love how Sandra dolls up the retro hot dog for her bacon-wrapped Fountain Dogs. Then it’s an old-time boardwalk favorite, Chili Fries. For dessert, you won’t believe your eyes! She’s shaped ice cream and other goodies into the shape of a potato, for her amazing Baked Potato Ice Cream. Then it’s cocktail time! You’ll love this new classic — Spiked Egg Cream.
Thanks, Designer. I completely forgot about the ‘Firewater Factor’…what was I thinking??!
She should have surrounded it with a thick patch of curly parsley.
Nuts, anyone?
Haha this is coming on in 1/2 hour and I’m home to watch it.
Aunt Sandy totally ripped this off from Martha Stewart.
http://www.marthastewart.com/recipe/baked-potato-ice-cream-sundaes-2
What the hell was Martha thinking?
“Does it make it’s own gravy or is it self saucing?”
That might depend on the age of the potato ;)
@Silvio: Does it make it’s own gravy or is it self saucing?
LMAO Belly Laugh!
@Trini@Albert
Andrew, is that you?
Whether it looks like something you see in the dog park or as part of someone’s “lady parts”, this is just a bad idea in every way! Just say no to Aunt Sandy’s Ice Cream Tater!!
I had flipped the channel once she said that wrapping hot dogs in bacon was another way to give protein to kids. Since I did so, can someone tell me how she formed the ice cream into a log? I’m asking out of curiosity, I promise.
“…can someone tell me how she formed the ice cream into a log?”
Just one glance at the top right photo makes me queasy. I don’t want to think about the manipulation involved in “forming” the ice cream into a potato.
What do baked potatoes have to do with old fashioned soda fountains anyway? Even if this WERE a good idea, it totally doesn’t fit with the theme of the show. I have never heard my parents wistfully reminicing about the Baked Potato Ice Cream Desserts of their childhoods.
@Alex: I didn’t watch that episode, but the puckered ends of the ice cream logs make me think she might have taken the ice cream out of the package, wrapped it in cling wrap/plastic film/what have you, and let it soften just enough to manipulate the plastic-wrapped ice cream before refreezing it to hold its shape.
That’s my guess, based on reading old cookbooks where molded ice cream bombes are made by freezing softened ice cream in prepared molds.
All I can say is WTF????
Ice cream is a great stand alone food! No need to camoflouge it as a POTATO! Because I’m pretty sure most people would eat it regardless of what it looked like! I guess Aunt Drunky had one too many when planning that episode!
I notice it is missing its cherry…..
@foodnetworksnark – Ha. ZING!
I’d hit it.
Now I wanna see her make ice cream out of a bake potato!
Gawd….I thought the same va-jay-jay thing when I saw this atrocity on TV today!!! WTF???
It looks like “I fell down in the dirt and landed on my cooter” sundae supreme suprise. Maybe next week we’ll get “Mud Butt Madness Pie” or “Saggy Sack Sorbet”. Maybe this is how she gets a “little extra protein” in the old man……gosh, she’s just a treasure.
What was Aunt Sandy thinking? WAS she, or Food Network Thinking when they made this episode?
Her show is a complete waste of time.
I’ll Drink To That!
@GingerBeagle. LOL!
Introducing a new Ben & Jerry’s flavor: Vanillagina
@Melissa: Thanks for the input. I thought that as well.
Meanwhile, it’s something else of her’s I have zero interest in trying. However, it does remind me of something I saw on a stick at Adult Video Warehouse.
I don’t think it looks like a vagina. I think maybe you’re all thinking of the vulva, but even then it’s missing the labia minora and the clitoral hood and clitoris and the urethra and the…oh well, the everything else that everyone ignores and lumps together into the deceiving word “Vagina.” Plus I mean, if it were a vulva, it’s just a massive model of mutant labia majora.
It looks like a squashed donut.
Or maybe one of those old time max pads from Kotex they used to sell back in the 60′s and 70′s that you needed a belt for that were 6 inches thick. Folded into a donut.
http://www.mum.org/newfre71.htm
Looks like Nell Carter’s twat.
@ Kev: I’m sorry to know that you’ve seen it.
Kev, my condolences, your poor eyes and mind. I might have to be “reconditioned” if I were familiar with Nell’s jizz trap. Tell us the tale of Ms. Carter’s and your escapade, I’m sure it’s priceless.
After this episode, FN, “gimme a break”!
PS: Probably tastes like chicken…..
“t-bone wrote:
I’d hit it.”
***********
L O L
Earlier today I was just puzzled by this. After a night out and a few drinks, I am finding it hilarious. I’m thinking this is one of those projects that needs copious amounts of alcohol to make it make sense…fortunately, that’s no problem for Sandra.
Mystie, I think you’re onto something. I’ve looked (& commented) on this several times today also, now it’s all coming into perspective.
Aunt Sandy is one of those bordrline genius/artists/whack-jobs. Her creation is merely a euphemism for how sexy food is.
It took me a generous amount of alcohol to see it also, but, BAM, there it is. It’s so obvious now.
Excuse me for a moment while I go make my “protein masterpiece”….
This looks more like Sunny Anderson’s asshole to me.
Not that I’ve rimmed her or anything…
Wow, this is a new one for me. I’ve never heard of making a dessert look like a vegetable to entice kids to eat it!
I can see the va-jay-jay resemblance, but I think it looks like the butthole of every dog I have ever owned.
@Cherryrose, I saw the ice cream portion of that episode on youtube.
@Cherryrose, I saw the ice cream portion of that episode on youtube.
Thank you! I’ll check it out right now.
OMFG! It’s worse than I imagined. Some of her descriptors are ludicrous, i.e. “the little ravine”. Aunt Sandy was drunk as a skunk, or she’s insane.
I see it as well but it could also pass as a hemorrhoid pillow.
She’s insane, CherryRose. Pure, unadulterated insanity.
@RosieHawthorne
” Aunt Sandy totally ripped this off from Martha Stewart.
. . .
What the hell was Martha thinking? ”
Seriously. Maybe Martha was drunk that day?
But I’m imagining all that bitter cocoa coming off and attaching itself to my lips. Ick. Maybe half cinnamon would have worked better?
Nahhh.
Maybe it’s not even meant to actually be eaten – just to show how clever you are to make something unexpected out of food product?
@ Tim
Do you imagine it would look something like this?
http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish/70020504_22_raybutt.shtml
I missed the episode. What was the point?
I just watched the segment on Youtube.
Someone made a comment about the video saying she was a “food terrorist.” I LOL’d, and I’m going to have to agree.
I often ask myself “WTF” when I watch Sandra Lee, but this episode takes the cake…or the potato.
The notion of making ice cream look like a potato is rather strange and inexplicable, but if you’ve visited Germany you may have seen ice cream parlors make ice cream look like spaghetti, which is kind of fun. It doesn’t call for any great globs of yellow icing, though – just strawberry sauce to stand in for tomato sauce.
Well vodka IS made from potatoes.
Are you sure this woman is only hitting the bottle and not mixing in anything else?
Alex, from the marks on the end, I’d say she wrapeed it in plastic wrap then tossed it in the freezer. At least she’practicing safe sex.
And is it me but does she talk like she thinks her audience is three years old. I dodn’t catch the specifics of yesterdays Money Saving Meals but she was expounding the glory of doing something stupid and saving 54 cents and orgasming about the fact that it was a savings of 60%!!!! yeah, 60% sounds like a lot, but it’s still only 54 cents. That’s not going to enable me to move out of the projects.
“Well vodka IS made from potatoes.”
Sandra Lee doesn’t strike me a being such a deep thinker that she’d even know this ;)
Vodka is good for you. It has no fat, no cholesterol and it won’t stain the tablescape as long as you drink it straight.
Ok, alright, now after 30 odd years of the emergency biz, I’ve SEEN/heard some things but if you ever see a vag like that get that thing to the ER puha
Ew, sandy vag.
It looks like a hatchet wound…
Sure it’s suggestive but it’s nowhere near as offensive as a bunch of putative adults using puerile slang for a vagina.
It’s “vagina”, not a vagoo or a vajayjay or whatever the hell silly nickname some kid’s come up with.
If you can’t say it, you have no business interacting with one.
That said, the potato in question is horrid.
Why didn’t she just use chocolate ice cream to begin with?
Guys? …w..why?
But the potato flesh is white! Hey there is some sense in Sandy after all! LOL
Do I have to wear a crotchless tuxedo and say “may I” before I “interact” with a vagina?