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I’m particuarly fond of the Noah Starr one, but Sandra Lee’s is pretty good too.
OMG. Aunt(hic)(brpff)Sandy in Halloween garb so soon??!? I certainly hope that’s the case because otherwise the poster is SPOT ON accurate! She has to be a lunatic. Nobody, and I mean nobody, over 20 (and even that’s a stretch) should be wearing puffy shouldered Cinderella ball gowns. And just for good measure, a freakin TIARA made out of aluminum foil? I think it’s time for Betty Ford, Aunt Drunky.
So, on rare occasions, Guy does actually wear his sunglasses properly.
Oh my, the Aunt Sandy picture is frickin HILARIOUS. That just made my day :)
(Also, whoever asked Guy Fieri to sign a condom for them fails at life. Now they won’t use it and will procreate, having dozens of little Guy-fans running around. *FACEPALM*)
Hey Busta! Maybe the condom wasn’t for use. Maybe they wanted him to sign the condom so they would be reminded that if you don’t practice safe sex, you too could spawn another Ferry-douche.
Sandra and Alton… hahahahahaaaaa.
Guy, “A pork-scented condom? Now that’s money.”
Aunt Sandy’s set to cook up great tasting recipes dressed up as the greatest Queens of all time.
‘Halloween Queens’ airs 10/26 @ noon and 10/27 @ 4 pm EST.
“This Halloween Sandra will be queen for a day. She’s transforming into a fantastic collection of classic queens to complement a royally delicious and party-friendly menu. It all begins with Ham and Apple Fritters being prepared by Sandra costumed as Anne Boleyn….”
Where’s my guillotine quick chopper?
Rayray has her mouth open like she’s getting ready to stick that jar in. Yikes.
Funny no matter what Halloween costume Sandy gets herself up in, she still manages to look like tramp.
On the other hand, Martha Stewart (about 20 years her senior) always manages to look rather sexy and scary – http://blog.castleintheair.biz/uploaded_images/1_martha-710239.jpg
Martha really gets into Halloween, hehe maybe because she can be herself ;)
I just watched crazy aunt sandy make chili dogs of all things.
I may be puerile but just the idea of chili dogs on the food network tickles me. I love them.
In case you didn’t notice ,there was no meat in the chili on those dogs. That’s just not right. She also put BBQ sauce in her so-called chili. She needs to be burnt at the stake for this, and with the amount of Vodka she inhales she’ll go up in a flash.
P.S. I love me a Good Chili Dog myself.
I also love a good chili dog. Unfortunately, those were not it. I was also disgusted by the onions cooked in water, beer and brown sugar. The end result looked like something I’d use for fish bait.
someone explain the alton one?
These are scary good!
OMG I needed that today. We need bigger, printable versions. I need the Aunt Sandy one on my desk. Stat. That was a riot. The Alton one was great too. WTG FNH…you did it again!
You need one with Ina saying something like “Excellence: It’s better when you are flithy rich.”
Did anyone RR on Fox TV at 4:00 est?
I heard somewhere that Noah Starr is going to compete in next season’s Next Iron Chef America competition – NOT!! Why was he ever on FN in the first place?
“I’m riding this condom all the way to flavor town!”
@SheilaGosselin,
Why was she with Neil Cavuto? She did okay. Nicer sounding without the sandpaper voice.
That 10/26 “Halloween Queens” episode of Aunt Sandy that Oh-Come_On mentioned is a repeat. I wonder if this means she’s done? She ALWAYS does a Halloween special, and there’s no word of a new one for this year yet.
Aunt Sandy needs to strap those puppies down. Her cleavage almost knocked me out through my computer screen.
@BettyCrocker, my mistake, sorry!
@ Byrdie
Rayray has her mouth open like she’s getting ready to stick that jar in. Yikes.Rayray has her mouth open like she’s getting ready to stick that jar in. Yikes.>>>>
Her jaw does unhinge, doesn’t it?