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35 Responses
LOL! Jillian scores again!
Giada looks hot in that poster!
LOL at the snip snip on Fairy.
These are great. I back Syd up. Giada is looking mighty fine in that poster. Did you photoshop her gigantic forehead down to a normal size or something?
LMAO! I love these. The Sandra Lee one is my favorite. Halloween is my favorite holiday so these made my day.
I cant stop giggling at the paula deen poltergeist one. it looks so real how the hell did you do that
Child’s Play Home for the Holidays says it all!
Great job as usual Jillian.
“It knows what scares you” HAHAHAHA! That’s how I feel when I watch “Paula’s Party!”
OMG! LMFAO! I love ‘The Shining’. I would have the same reaction if Aunt(hic)(erpff)Sandy popped through my door….
Giada could look good in the poster because she has her mouth shut for a change. I do think she has some of the ugliest sunglasses though. That poor cake is going to live on for many years to come….
All hail the Kwanza Cake! BEST.AUNT SANDY.EVER.
I assume that #4 is the infamous Kwanzaa Kake. I missed that show, poor me (evil snicker).
The infamous Kwanzaa cake (a made up cake for a made up holiday) is on You Tube, if you dare.
The Kwanzaa cake has me shaking in my boots!
I feel like screen cap #1 when Aunt (hic) Sandy says what she does is legitimate and not cooking fraud.
Hey, Russian Blockhead, maybe the Kwanzaa cake should be renamed for Halloween since it’s such a fright!!
Is aunt Sandy gonna pleasure what ever it is she’s got?
I missed the Kwanzaa Cake episode as well; I have no desire to look it up though.
I love the Paulageist picture. Her teeth on one side and a stick of butter on the other.
Syd you must have read my mind- on both counts.
Ugh @ Kwanzaa Cake. That monstrosity made me lose my religion.
haha
Heeeeeeeeeere’s Sandy !
Giada looks like Lara Croft in that pic.
I had not seen the Kwanzaa cake until I found this site, and had the pleasure (?) to view it on YouTube. Oh man..
My favorite of these is the Paulageist. I feel scared every time I see her obnoxiously over bleached dentures and hair and glowing eyes.
But I need to remember that just like gorey horror movies, she is just as fake as them and it is not real.
Phenomenal. The one with Auntie Sandy is the best. :]
I’m with ya on that, Byrdie. LOL!
Oh wow, these are hilarious. I think the funniest one might just be the Kwanzaa cake!
For the Mo’ Fo’ WIN!
Haha, the Paulageist one is the best. I died!
You are magic with that photoshop, my friend~I giggled for a good long while.
Surprise surprise…there’s an advert on FN’s homepage that shows Aunt Sandy shilling for “The Bar (dot) Com”…because “Every time is cocktail time.”
Sorry this is slightly off topic but it does fit the food horror category. Item number two wins in the slightly vulgar looking food category.
http://www.delish.com/food-fun/weird-bacon-products?click=main_sr
This site is just so unfunny and mean-spirited. I hate it! What is wrong with you people that you find this funny?
Then stop coming here, Dara, you fucking idiot. Who’s the moron? People who enjoy it? Or people who don’t, but keep coming anyway (translation: you?) Your comments are annoying. Piss off.
LMAO! I want the Sandra Lee one framed and hung on my wall. It made me laugh so hard.
Dan, I’m not an idiot. This site is stupid, therefore anyone who enjoys it is stupid, too. I’ll keep coming here and commenting for as long as I want.
@Dara
Are you some sort of masochist who comes here to torture yourself? Where in life does one go to find that every joke/snarky comment is funny and to find people they agree with 100% of the time. Sounds boring, but I’m interested.
Last ones the best. There was a lolz episode were she said “I just can’t wait to eat, Carla!”. Poor Carla was never scene again after that episode.