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Food Network Horror Movies
Posted on October 16th 2009 by Jillian Madison

    35 Responses

  1. CherryRose says:

    LOL! Jillian scores again!

  2. Syd says:

    Giada looks hot in that poster!

    LOL at the snip snip on Fairy.

  3. Dan says:

    These are great. I back Syd up. Giada is looking mighty fine in that poster. Did you photoshop her gigantic forehead down to a normal size or something?

  4. alexis says:

    LMAO! I love these. The Sandra Lee one is my favorite. Halloween is my favorite holiday so these made my day.

  5. Rain says:

    I cant stop giggling at the paula deen poltergeist one. it looks so real how the hell did you do that

  6. george says:

    Child’s Play Home for the Holidays says it all!
    Great job as usual Jillian.

  7. B-Diddy says:

    “It knows what scares you” HAHAHAHA! That’s how I feel when I watch “Paula’s Party!”

  8. byrdie says:

    OMG! LMFAO! I love ‘The Shining’. I would have the same reaction if Aunt(hic)(erpff)Sandy popped through my door….

  9. Laura says:

    Giada could look good in the poster because she has her mouth shut for a change. I do think she has some of the ugliest sunglasses though. That poor cake is going to live on for many years to come….

  10. Motzi Greps says:

    All hail the Kwanza Cake! BEST.AUNT SANDY.EVER.

  11. Judith says:

    I assume that #4 is the infamous Kwanzaa Kake. I missed that show, poor me (evil snicker).

  12. byrdie says:

    The infamous Kwanzaa cake (a made up cake for a made up holiday) is on You Tube, if you dare.

  13. Russian Blockhead says:

    The Kwanzaa cake has me shaking in my boots!

  14. DesignerJeans says:

    I feel like screen cap #1 when Aunt (hic) Sandy says what she does is legitimate and not cooking fraud.

  15. Byrdie says:

    Hey, Russian Blockhead, maybe the Kwanzaa cake should be renamed for Halloween since it’s such a fright!!

  16. Mapjockey says:

    Is aunt Sandy gonna pleasure what ever it is she’s got?

  17. Jill (not Jillian) says:

    I missed the Kwanzaa Cake episode as well; I have no desire to look it up though.

    I love the Paulageist picture. Her teeth on one side and a stick of butter on the other.

  18. Trini says:

    Syd you must have read my mind- on both counts.

  19. JB says:

    Ugh @ Kwanzaa Cake. That monstrosity made me lose my religion.

  20. *Di* says:

    haha
    Heeeeeeeeeere’s Sandy !

    Giada looks like Lara Croft in that pic.

  21. Jennie says:

    I had not seen the Kwanzaa cake until I found this site, and had the pleasure (?) to view it on YouTube. Oh man..

    My favorite of these is the Paulageist. I feel scared every time I see her obnoxiously over bleached dentures and hair and glowing eyes.

    But I need to remember that just like gorey horror movies, she is just as fake as them and it is not real.

  22. Matt L. says:

    Phenomenal. The one with Auntie Sandy is the best. :]

  23. Russian Blockhead says:

    I’m with ya on that, Byrdie. LOL!

  24. Oh wow, these are hilarious. I think the funniest one might just be the Kwanzaa cake!

  25. Bonzy22 says:

    For the Mo’ Fo’ WIN!

  26. Mimi says:

    Haha, the Paulageist one is the best. I died!

  27. Kitty says:

    You are magic with that photoshop, my friend~I giggled for a good long while.

  28. Busta_91 says:

    Surprise surprise…there’s an advert on FN’s homepage that shows Aunt Sandy shilling for “The Bar (dot) Com”…because “Every time is cocktail time.”

  29. WAHOO WILLIE says:

    Sorry this is slightly off topic but it does fit the food horror category. Item number two wins in the slightly vulgar looking food category.
    http://www.delish.com/food-fun/weird-bacon-products?click=main_sr

  30. Dara says:

    This site is just so unfunny and mean-spirited. I hate it! What is wrong with you people that you find this funny?

  31. Dan says:

    Then stop coming here, Dara, you fucking idiot. Who’s the moron? People who enjoy it? Or people who don’t, but keep coming anyway (translation: you?) Your comments are annoying. Piss off.

  32. erin says:

    LMAO! I want the Sandra Lee one framed and hung on my wall. It made me laugh so hard.

  33. Dara says:

    Dan, I’m not an idiot. This site is stupid, therefore anyone who enjoys it is stupid, too. I’ll keep coming here and commenting for as long as I want.

  34. WAHOO WILLIE says:

    @Dara
    Are you some sort of masochist who comes here to torture yourself? Where in life does one go to find that every joke/snarky comment is funny and to find people they agree with 100% of the time. Sounds boring, but I’m interested.

  35. Niky says:

    Last ones the best. There was a lolz episode were she said “I just can’t wait to eat, Carla!”. Poor Carla was never scene again after that episode.

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