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31 Responses
Hasn’t this been posted before?
Still funny though.
): I hope I am not using bad vanilla, I wanna pass go
LMFAO. Don’t know if it’s been posted before, but if it has, I’ve never seen it. Thanks, Jillian.
I vote new. Truthocracy abides.
great post!
Great stuff, Jillian!
Here’s my contribution:
“You just picked up Sandra Lee from the hot new “divorcee” bar and didn’t wrap your stuff. Proceed directly to the clinic.”
“You decided to make a Bobby Flay/Ina Garten russipee, proceed directly to the car-title/payday loan place.”
“you just watched a Rachael Ray marathon, swear off cocaine, throw your smokes out the window, and destroy all Sheryl Crow and Stevie Nicks albums.”
“you just made a meal from ‘Flovortown’, report directly to the gallows”.
“while trying to land your own show on FN, you said “BAM” while you jizzed all over Fogelsons face, procceed directly to hell, for you have sold your soul!”
Very clever!
Highly creative and one of your best ever, Jillian!
“You actually spent money on a garbage bowl – pay idiot tax of $250″ – Hilarious.
I have never been able to sit through an “Ask Aida” episode. I guess I don’t get out of jail.
Ditto Deen ~ Idiot Tax for a GB….
My GB is a trashcan or disposal, novel idea, huh?
Please tell me none of US own these.
Yeah this has been posted before. It’s still hilarious, though! I will never forget the “Sandra Lee broke her slow cooker” LMAO! And for all you guys “Giada is sunbathing topless…” LOL!
Very clever Jillian. Love these!
that garbage bowl one is great
It is hilarious! the sad thing is that I like the garbage bowl idea…but I have never bought it, lol.
Recipe for Garbage Bowl: Open cabinet, pull out bowl. You’re welcome!
Garbage bowl = garbage can = garbage disposal.
Is RR seriously making money off of that idea?
Jillian, these were great!
“you said “BAM” while you jizzed all over Fogelsons face” @Dank, you nasty! The mental image made me scream out laughing at that one! Poor Suzie.
“Paula Deen’s husband thinks you’re swell”
LOL! It looks just like him!
Apparently she was hawking the garbage bowl thing on HSN and people kept sending them back. They were so cheaply made they kept breaking in transit.
I’m with everyone else. I just scoot the garbage can a little closer to the counter if I’m doing something really messy. $34.95 garbage bowl vs. $9.95 rubbermaid trashcan.
Gads. Just get a mixing bowl, put it near where you are working, put your onion skins or garlic peels in it, and walk it to the disposal or trash when you’re done. Then take the $35 bucks and buy yours self somethin’ real purty….
“Is RR seriously making money off of that idea?”
Sadly, yes. I was flabbergasted when I saw a prominent display of RR’s garbage bowls (in three fugly colors) at Barnes & Noble last month. If someone wants to spend $20 on one of RR’s cookbooks, that’s one thing, but wasting $20 on a frickin’ plastic bowl is insane!
These are RICh!! Jillian, how do you keep cranking such gems out?? Great job!
The Reynolds Wrap people are selling something similar in the supermarket. Its basically a plastic box that you buy refill bags for. Me, I just take my pasta pot and line it with a supermarket bag.
She’s selling garbage bowls? Egads. And a plastic box you have to buy refills for? You mean, like a garbage can, mini version? Are people that lazy/in that much of a hurry/have that much disposable income/have that much counter space?
$250 indeed. I wonder how much RR will make off of that?
Great post, do more!
Hey this post is on the main page of Serious Eats. Nice going. Its hilarious.
I’d buy this Monopoly in a second!! Amazing!
OH my goodness! I am a HUGE food network fan but I love to make fun of it as well. This is the first time I’ve seen your site and I have been laughing hysterically for the past 10 minutes.
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Hilarious!
I would defiantly buy this if it was a real game. It would also be awesome if there was a FNH Scene it.