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Food Network Pumpkins: What Did They Carve?
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Need pumpkin carving ideas this Halloween? Seek inspiration in these pumpkins carved by some of your favorite Food Network personalities!
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Carved by:
PAULA DEEN
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Carved by:
BOBBY DEEN
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Carved by:
PAT NEELY
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Carved by:
GINA NEELY
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Carved by:
BOB TUSCHMAN
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Carved by:
BOBBY FLAY
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Carved by:
RACHAEL RAY & JOHN CUSIMANO
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Carved by:
SANDRA LEE
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Carved by:
GUY FIERI
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36 Responses
FIRST!!! LOVE YOU JILLY!
Just when I thought I couldn’t laugh any harder, I got to that last photo of Fieri’s face. Priceless.
lol I must say the Bobby Deen one is my fav.
I’m totally carving that Pat Neely pumpkin this year. I’ll take photos. If my girlfriend breaks up with me I’m blaming you. :)
Oh, these are WICKED!!
The “butterball” on the left in the Paula Deen pumpkin pic looks like Ina’s silhouette!
That is some damn funny stuff, Jillian!
Gayle, doesn’t Ferry’s face remind you of that ‘Garden Chef’ with his gaping pie hole?
@CherryRose The other silhouette is most likely Alex Guarnaschelli. See: Alex Guarnaschelli: Rare Full Body Shot
Hilarious! But I think Guy’s should be a granny on the stripper pole. :)
@Squarebob: Or a brassiere! :)
these carvings are quite remarkable
Agree about Guy’s face…..I didn’t think he could look any dumber than usual.
And Sandy probably wouldn’t get hungover anymore; she’s immune now.
These are so right on….except I don’t understand Bobby Flays…can someone explain?
Princess Bobbi on his third marriage.
OMG…I laughed out loud at the Pat Neely pumpkin. You always seem to hit just the right note between funny and gross.
Thanks Designer. Oh, how come he never talks about his kid? I heard he has one, right? anyone?
He has a kid? I kinda admire that he has not introduced that fact to the public on a regular basis. (See Melissa D’arabian , The Deens and other examples of food personalities with kids that talk about them way too much.)
Possibly, the funniest thing I’ve seen on this site.
This site is 100 times as entertaining as Food Network.
These carvings are hilarious. Not sure about Tuschman’s silhouette. Is that him leaving his favorite bathhouse in Greenwich Village using a walker ?
@ Designer…I don’t know wether to admire or wonder if he’s got no relationship with the kid? I think even some the more reserved chefs make an occasional mention of the family.
From Stephanie March’s (the current Mrs.Bobby Flay) IMdB bio:
Married to chef Bobby Flay. He proposed to her while they were ice skating at Rockefeller Center on December 19, 2003.
Stepmother of her husband, Bobby Flay,’s daughter, Sophie, from a previous marriage.
Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly get any funnier…
I’m with you on that, Trini. LMFAO. Thank you, Jillian.
Hahaha, brilliant. I love that photo of Ferry.
For my girl Melissa, what about a bacon strip (frozen, natch)?
I met Bobby Deen, and spent some time with him at a party that I attended when visited Savannah, GA last year. I don’t think he is gay, but he is a bit of a nerd. I also got the impression that he does not have a lot of experience with women. I would guess him to be about 5’6″ or shorter and that probably gives him an inferiority complex and thus further fuels his shyness and ineptness around women. But I definitely do not think he is gay. Anyway that’s my opinion. All that being saud, I thought this posting by Jillian was hilarious!
So the little fella is a smurf then ? Sure about that ?. His big brutha Jethro is way taller than that.
Martin, I passed him in an airport in NYC and the dude is queer. Did you glance at him from across the room ?
is bobby flay’s carving him and stephanie getting married?
You passed him in an airport and that vast knowledge of him led you to the knowledge that he was gay?
Yeah that’s a bit of a stretch, Silvio, isn’t it? Bottom line, no one here knows if Bobby is straight or gay. Personally, I don’t care. It’s just that the whole “Bobby Deen is gay” thing has become a recurring joke- thus things like the hot stud flexing in the pumpkin are funny to me, regardless of Bobby’s actual sexuality.
It’s all supposed to be lighthearted. No sense bringing 19th century stereotypes into the mix.
i just wanted to tell you that i think it’s impossible for food network to go a full day without one of the chefs cooking asparagus. two days in a row paula did it. that black lady who cooks for real. they cook asparagus a LOT.
Off Topic but important news:
http://www.eatmedaily.com/2009/10/scripps-plans-to-launch-the-cooking-channel-scrap-fine-living/
Food Network 2 Electric Boogaloo?
They are converting their Fine Living Network To Another Food Channel
there’s already a food network 2. it’s called the Travel Channel
I guess we won’t know for sure unless Bobby turns up at one of Ina’s garden parties.
Add a giant penis to Gina’s pumpkin pig and you’re right on the money. Remember: all Gina thinks about is pork. ;D
@Ferd Your comment made me smile :) Very funny. Thank you.