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Food Network Pumpkins: What Did They Carve?

Published on: October 8, 2009 – 11:47 am by Jillian Madison Comment

Need pumpkin carving ideas this Halloween? Seek inspiration in these pumpkins carved by some of your favorite Food Network personalities!

celebrity pumpkins on pophangover Carved by:

PAULA DEEN

celebrity pumpkins on pophangover Carved by:

BOBBY DEEN

celebrity pumpkins on pophangover Carved by:

PAT NEELY

celebrity pumpkins on pophangover Carved by:

GINA NEELY

celebrity pumpkins on pophangover Carved by:

BOB TUSCHMAN

food network pumpkins Carved by:

BOBBY FLAY

celebrity pumpkins on pophangover Carved by:

RACHAEL RAY & JOHN CUSIMANO

food network humor pumpkins Carved by:

SANDRA LEE

celebrity pumpkins on pophangover Carved by:

GUY FIERI



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  1. KATIE
    October 8th, 2009

    FIRST!!! LOVE YOU JILLY!

  2. Gayle King
    October 8th, 2009

    Just when I thought I couldn’t laugh any harder, I got to that last photo of Fieri’s face. Priceless.

  3. Georgia Peach
    October 8th, 2009

    lol I must say the Bobby Deen one is my fav.

  4. Dan
    October 8th, 2009

    I’m totally carving that Pat Neely pumpkin this year. I’ll take photos. If my girlfriend breaks up with me I’m blaming you. :)

  5. DesignerJeans
    October 8th, 2009

    Oh, these are WICKED!!

  6. October 8th, 2009

    The “butterball” on the left in the Paula Deen pumpkin pic looks like Ina’s silhouette!

  7. October 8th, 2009

    That is some damn funny stuff, Jillian!

  8. byrdie
    October 8th, 2009

    Gayle, doesn’t Ferry’s face remind you of that ‘Garden Chef’ with his gaping pie hole?

  9. B-Diddy
    October 8th, 2009

    @CherryRose The other silhouette is most likely Alex Guarnaschelli. See: Alex Guarnaschelli: Rare Full Body Shot

  10. October 8th, 2009

    Hilarious! But I think Guy’s should be a granny on the stripper pole. :)

  11. October 8th, 2009

    @Squarebob: Or a brassiere! :)

  12. a
    October 8th, 2009

    these carvings are quite remarkable

  13. Jill (not Jillian)
    October 8th, 2009

    Agree about Guy’s face…..I didn’t think he could look any dumber than usual.

    And Sandy probably wouldn’t get hungover anymore; she’s immune now.

  14. October 8th, 2009

    These are so right on….except I don’t understand Bobby Flays…can someone explain?

  15. DesignerJeans
    October 8th, 2009

    Princess Bobbi on his third marriage.

  16. Mystie
    October 8th, 2009

    OMG…I laughed out loud at the Pat Neely pumpkin. You always seem to hit just the right note between funny and gross.

  17. October 8th, 2009

    Thanks Designer. Oh, how come he never talks about his kid? I heard he has one, right? anyone?

  18. DesignerJeans
    October 8th, 2009

    He has a kid? I kinda admire that he has not introduced that fact to the public on a regular basis. (See Melissa D’arabian , The Deens and other examples of food personalities with kids that talk about them way too much.)

  19. Syd
    October 8th, 2009

    Possibly, the funniest thing I’ve seen on this site.

  20. Sarah
    October 8th, 2009

    This site is 100 times as entertaining as Food Network.
    These carvings are hilarious. Not sure about Tuschman’s silhouette. Is that him leaving his favorite bathhouse in Greenwich Village using a walker ?

  21. October 8th, 2009

    @ Designer…I don’t know wether to admire or wonder if he’s got no relationship with the kid? I think even some the more reserved chefs make an occasional mention of the family.

  22. October 8th, 2009

    From Stephanie March’s (the current Mrs.Bobby Flay) IMdB bio:

    Married to chef Bobby Flay. He proposed to her while they were ice skating at Rockefeller Center on December 19, 2003.

    Stepmother of her husband, Bobby Flay,’s daughter, Sophie, from a previous marriage.

  23. Trini
    October 8th, 2009

    Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly get any funnier…

  24. Betty Crocker
    October 8th, 2009

    I’m with you on that, Trini. LMFAO. Thank you, Jillian.

  25. October 9th, 2009

    Hahaha, brilliant. I love that photo of Ferry.

    For my girl Melissa, what about a bacon strip (frozen, natch)?

  26. October 9th, 2009

    I met Bobby Deen, and spent some time with him at a party that I attended when visited Savannah, GA last year. I don’t think he is gay, but he is a bit of a nerd. I also got the impression that he does not have a lot of experience with women. I would guess him to be about 5′6″ or shorter and that probably gives him an inferiority complex and thus further fuels his shyness and ineptness around women. But I definitely do not think he is gay. Anyway that’s my opinion. All that being saud, I thought this posting by Jillian was hilarious!

  27. Silvio
    October 9th, 2009

    So the little fella is a smurf then ? Sure about that ?. His big brutha Jethro is way taller than that.

    Martin, I passed him in an airport in NYC and the dude is queer. Did you glance at him from across the room ?

  28. mystikal
    October 9th, 2009

    is bobby flay’s carving him and stephanie getting married?

  29. Deanna
    October 9th, 2009

    You passed him in an airport and that vast knowledge of him led you to the knowledge that he was gay?

  30. October 9th, 2009

    Yeah that’s a bit of a stretch, Silvio, isn’t it? Bottom line, no one here knows if Bobby is straight or gay. Personally, I don’t care. It’s just that the whole “Bobby Deen is gay” thing has become a recurring joke- thus things like the hot stud flexing in the pumpkin are funny to me, regardless of Bobby’s actual sexuality.

    It’s all supposed to be lighthearted. No sense bringing 19th century stereotypes into the mix.

  31. a
    October 9th, 2009

    i just wanted to tell you that i think it’s impossible for food network to go a full day without one of the chefs cooking asparagus. two days in a row paula did it. that black lady who cooks for real. they cook asparagus a LOT.

  32. DesignerJeans
    October 9th, 2009

    Off Topic but important news:

    http://www.eatmedaily.com/2009/10/scripps-plans-to-launch-the-cooking-channel-scrap-fine-living/

    Food Network 2 Electric Boogaloo?

    They are converting their Fine Living Network To Another Food Channel

  33. a
    October 9th, 2009

    there’s already a food network 2. it’s called the Travel Channel

  34. Ferd
    October 9th, 2009

    I guess we won’t know for sure unless Bobby turns up at one of Ina’s garden parties.

  35. Kitty
    October 9th, 2009

    Add a giant penis to Gina’s pumpkin pig and you’re right on the money. Remember: all Gina thinks about is pork. ;D

  36. October 10th, 2009

    @Ferd Your comment made me smile :) Very funny. Thank you.

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