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Ina Garten In A Witch Hat – Just Because
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Ina Garten In A Witch Hat – Just Because
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Still not in the Halloween spirit? Here’s Ina Garten wearing a witch hat. You’re welcome.
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---Ina & Jeffrey Garten: In Love For 40 Years---Twitter Week On FNH: Day 2 (Ina Garten)
---Phonecall With Ina Garten
---If Ina Garten Advertised For Ipod
---If Ina Garten Sold Sneakers
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40 Responses
Added bonus: she’s doing the nervous giggle.
and she’s gigling because she just farted audibly.
these pics could use some captions y’know…
@Mikey: Excellent idea.
#1. Don’t have fun without me, my pretties.
#2. How ghoulish can that be?
#3. I used “bad” vanilla in all of the desserts! Teeheeheehee!
LOL!!!! I don’t think I’ve seen this episode. Ina Garten, Black Magic Woman.
If she’s wearing that hat, what’s Jeffrey wearing? I’m frightened.
Great captions Alex.
I can just hear her saying those things! Too Funny!
She looks like she’d be a lot of fun to hang out with.
LMAO
I’d ride her broom. :P
Round about the cauldron go;
In GOOD poison’d entrails throw.
Toad, that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Swelter’d venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i’ nice charmed pot.
Touche PWKWSFI – A little Macbeth, how appropriate for Ina. She looks like she’ll be needing a courtesy wipe after that last picture.
Doesn’t that last picture look like punky brewster?
I saw that episode yesterday. I thought it was pretty funny that she already had on her usual black halloweeny shirt, so the hat just finished her look.
“How bad can that be, my little pretties??”
Alex, your caption for #3 made me LOL
Oh my, it would appear by her greenish pallor that Ina’s eatten a bite of the cake Angelina made from Aunt Sandy’s russapee!
she’s cute <3
At first I thought these were photoshopped. She should have dressed as Kathy Bates from “Misery,” becasue that’s who she looks like.
Her broomstick’s made by BMW, and her cauldron is Le Creuset.
She really turned up the volume big time by adding Jeffrey to her bubbling brew in the cauldron. He’s part of the ‘good’ stock!
Who puts their books on a bookshelf with the spline facing to the rear so you can’t read the title of the book? If you are looking for a particular book, you have to physically pull each book out partway to read the title of the book.
The splines are facing up. The books are on there sides because they are too big for the shelf.
@Bobcat – Thats a good observation. I feel this is a part of her -’my private life is private’ attitude, or maybe she has Rachael Ray’s 30 minute cookbooks in there and doesn’t want us to see!!!
Aww, she’s cute. She can make my Halloween dinner.
Bad Vanilla Witch of the North
Jeffery is a flying monkey of course! The question is where does he come from?
Awww cute.
Surely Ina is only SEMI-evil?
#1- Aunt Sandy was here for lunch in the barn.
#2- TR! You really left me!
#3- Frank! You aren’t gay! You sly dog, you!
I managed to catch that episode this weekend… what’s bizarre is that she made all of her dinner party guests put on those dumb-ass hats. How cult-y.
I just saw that episode this week! Ending made me burst out laughing as her “disappearing” was too much & the guests “OHHH” I think one even screamed? Corny! Why is Jeffrey never at the table anymore ..I’m waiting for the divorce to be announced. Luckily for Ina it will be a *good* divorce!
That’s not even a Good Witch Hat. You obviously didn’t go to a Good Halloween Shop, Ina!
They’re all S&M books, that’s why.
@FNFAN: LOL!!! she totally looks like she would sledgehammer jeffrey’s foot!
Now we know why Jeffrey has a bumper sticker on his BMW convertible that reads, “My Wife’s Car Is A Broom.”
speaking of bumper stickers…”I havent been the same since that house (Ina) landed on my sister”
She looks like she has something in her teeth in the third picture…
#3 looks like she pooped her pants and is trying to come up with some excuse to leave.
I’d join the Ina cult any day… I always knew she ruled over her own coven. I just hope the pooping in her pants thing isn’t a regular habit, though.
Ina would have a long way to go to catch up with Pauler and her Poopy habits.
Trick or treating in Ina’s neighborhood…what are they handing out:
Snooty woman next door – nothing, get off my porch, didn’t you see that the light was turned out? Shoo!
T.R. – whatever Ina has made for him to dole out.
Gay Friend Michael – HYDRANGEAS!
Jeffrey – bowl of “take what you want” candy as he’s never home.
Ina – Homemade candy using real vanilla, how bad could that be?
“..Who puts their books on a bookshelf with the spline facing to the rear so you can’t read the title of the book?..”
Ina doesn’t want Jeffrey to know what types of books she reads when he’s on his frequent business trips. Just a guess ;)
“…Why is Jeffrey never at the table anymore ..I’m waiting for the divorce to be announced. Luckily for Ina it will be a *good* divorce!”
I had a dream a couple of weeks ago during which Ina told me that Jeffrey was now her “ex”. Figured that I’d either been spending too much time here at FNH or drank some “bad” wine :))