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Milk Just Got A Whole Lot Safer!

Published on: October 12, 2009 – 7:33 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

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  1. avatar Martin
    October 12th, 2009

    As a physician, I applaud the safety message. Children are definitely influenced by the licensed characters they see on products. However I do see how this be viewed as going a bit overboard.

  2. avatar NickF
    October 12th, 2009

    Lol at the 5 day difference in the package dates.

  3. avatar Di
    October 12th, 2009

    Ha.Cute.Good idea.
    But aren’t her udders also in danger of getting tangled up in the chain?

  4. avatar Zach
    October 12th, 2009

    Where exactly is this milk from?

  5. October 12th, 2009

    So damn funny. Where do you come up with this stuff?

  6. avatar DesignerJeans
    October 12th, 2009

    I quickly read it as “Clamato”…

  7. avatar Cindy
    October 12th, 2009

    Maito is Finnish for milk

  8. October 12th, 2009

    Great. The next politcally correct version of this box will probably feature a URL link to Planned Parenthood, Al Gore’s website and a reversed-colored female bovine.

    Nah, the package will just tell you “No Animals were Harmed in making this package”, yet they “harvest” this milk with increasingly efficiency.

    Pathetic. Sad people or even sadder cows? Who cares, give me my heavy cream, GOOD cheese, and kill their men, I want my beef.

  9. October 12th, 2009

    Phew, thank goodness.

  10. avatar oh_come_on
    October 13th, 2009

    @Zach, Helsinki, Finland.

    Aren’t they HUGE cheese importers?

    Maybe little moo’s helmet should be Gouda.

  11. avatar a
    October 13th, 2009

    i didn’t realize people still bought cartons of milk. lol.

  12. avatar Byrdie
    October 13th, 2009

    That is just utterly ridiculous.

  13. avatar Deen
    October 13th, 2009

    lol @ Byrdie – I was waiting for that one.

  14. avatar Brown Sugar
    October 13th, 2009

    Thank goodness! I’ve been worried sick about that cow.

  15. October 13th, 2009

    Mini-Moo is adorable, but she really should wear a sports bra when she’s riding her bike :)

  16. October 13th, 2009

    I’m more worried about her udders getting caught in the pedals. Yikes.

  17. October 13th, 2009

    Oh, sure she’s wearing a helmet now, but what about SHOES?
    And maybe a skirt or some pants?

  18. avatar GingerBeagle
    October 13th, 2009

    One hoof slips off the pedals….and it’s an udder disaster.

  19. avatar Princess Crazypants
    October 17th, 2009

    “But aren’t her udders also in danger of getting tangled up in the chain?”

    Cows only have ONE udder. I think you may be referring to the teats, which are on the udder.

    The cow is missing knee pads and elbow pads.

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