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Milk Just Got A Whole Lot Safer!
Published on: October 12, 2009 – 7:33 pm by Jillian Madison 
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As a physician, I applaud the safety message. Children are definitely influenced by the licensed characters they see on products. However I do see how this be viewed as going a bit overboard.
Lol at the 5 day difference in the package dates.
Ha.Cute.Good idea.
But aren’t her udders also in danger of getting tangled up in the chain?
Where exactly is this milk from?
So damn funny. Where do you come up with this stuff?
I quickly read it as “Clamato”…
Maito is Finnish for milk
Great. The next politcally correct version of this box will probably feature a URL link to Planned Parenthood, Al Gore’s website and a reversed-colored female bovine.
Nah, the package will just tell you “No Animals were Harmed in making this package”, yet they “harvest” this milk with increasingly efficiency.
Pathetic. Sad people or even sadder cows? Who cares, give me my heavy cream, GOOD cheese, and kill their men, I want my beef.
Uh Dank, take your whiny crap somewhere else. This isn’t a political statement. Plus your comment made only a sliver of sense.
I’m a Republican as well, but come on! I haaateee Conservatives like you that take every opportunity to cry about political correctness. Chill.
Phew, thank goodness.
@Zach, Helsinki, Finland.
Aren’t they HUGE cheese importers?
Maybe little moo’s helmet should be Gouda.
i didn’t realize people still bought cartons of milk. lol.
That is just utterly ridiculous.
lol @ Byrdie – I was waiting for that one.
Thank goodness! I’ve been worried sick about that cow.
Mini-Moo is adorable, but she really should wear a sports bra when she’s riding her bike :)
I’m more worried about her udders getting caught in the pedals. Yikes.
Oh, sure she’s wearing a helmet now, but what about SHOES?
And maybe a skirt or some pants?
One hoof slips off the pedals….and it’s an udder disaster.
“But aren’t her udders also in danger of getting tangled up in the chain?”
Cows only have ONE udder. I think you may be referring to the teats, which are on the udder.
The cow is missing knee pads and elbow pads.
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why do you all care so much about it? if that milk subliminally influences children to wear a helmet when they ride a bike it’s a good thing!! I cycle regularly and I never used to wear a helmet I have recntley started to and I regret never wearing one. How did this milk spark so much rage in a bunch of sad internet users?
My fears about that helmetless cow are now gone. I can breathe again.