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	<title>Comments on: Milk Just Got A Whole Lot Safer!</title>
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	<description>Cook with them. Laugh with us.</description>
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		<title>By: Nora</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nora</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 02:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My fears about that helmetless cow are now gone. I can breathe again.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My fears about that helmetless cow are now gone. I can breathe again.</p>
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		<title>By: Liz</title>
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		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 22:09:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Uh Dank, take your whiny crap somewhere else. This isn&#039;t a political statement. Plus your comment made only a sliver of sense.

I&#039;m a Republican as well, but come on! I haaateee Conservatives like you that take every opportunity to cry about political correctness. Chill.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uh Dank, take your whiny crap somewhere else. This isn&#8217;t a political statement. Plus your comment made only a sliver of sense.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m a Republican as well, but come on! I haaateee Conservatives like you that take every opportunity to cry about political correctness. Chill.</p>
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		<title>By: josh</title>
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		<dc:creator>josh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 10:18:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>why do you all care so much about it? if that milk subliminally influences children to wear a helmet when they ride a bike it&#039;s a good thing!! I cycle regularly and I never used to wear a helmet I have recntley started to and I regret never wearing one. How did this milk spark so much rage in a bunch of sad internet users?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>why do you all care so much about it? if that milk subliminally influences children to wear a helmet when they ride a bike it&#8217;s a good thing!! I cycle regularly and I never used to wear a helmet I have recntley started to and I regret never wearing one. How did this milk spark so much rage in a bunch of sad internet users?</p>
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		<title>By: Monday, bloody monday 118</title>
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		<dc:creator>Monday, bloody monday 118</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Sikkerhet er viktig, denne melka viser det ganske tydelig. Dette er ansvarlig markedsføring, får man [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Princess Crazypants</title>
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		<dc:creator>Princess Crazypants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 17:20:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;But aren’t her udders also in danger of getting tangled up in the chain?&quot;

Cows only have ONE udder. I think you may be referring to the teats, which are on the udder.

The cow is missing knee pads and elbow pads.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;But aren’t her udders also in danger of getting tangled up in the chain?&#8221;</p>
<p>Cows only have ONE udder. I think you may be referring to the teats, which are on the udder.</p>
<p>The cow is missing knee pads and elbow pads.</p>
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