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Archives for "October, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 27th October 2009
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Ina Garten In A Witch Hat – Just Because

Still not in the Halloween spirit? Here’s Ina Garten wearing a witch hat. You’re welcome.

Posted by Jillian Madison on 26th October 2009
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Angelina Jolie Made A Semi-Homemade Cake (Yeah, Riiiight)

You know it’s a slow news week when People magazine runs a gossip article involving someone on the Food Network. That’s just what happened on Friday, when Sandra Lee got herself some publicity by claiming Angelina Jolie made one of her craptacular Semi-Homemade cakes for her son Maddox. Riiiiight. Sure she did. And I’m the [...]

Posted by FNH Guest Blogger on 26th October 2009
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Take A Letter, Melissa

This is a song about Melissa d’Arabian and how woefully unqualified she is to be cooking on television. It is sung to the tune of Take A Letter Maria by R.B. Greaves. The new title is Take A Letter Melissa, and it’s been re-written by FNH reader Alex. Last Sunday as I got home, about [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 26th October 2009
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Alton Brown’s Iron Chef Wii Character Haunts My Dreams

Last week, I blew the dust off of my Nintendo Wii and finally got around to playing Iron Chef America: Supreme Cuisine. The result? It’s one of the worst games I’ve ever played in my life. I can look past the fact that it’s a blatant Cooking Mama ripoff. I can even deal with the [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 24th October 2009
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Rachael Ray Lunches Coming To A School Near You (Seriously)

In today’s edition of “Things That Sound Like Something FNH Made Up, But Are Unfortunately Real”: As many as 600,000 NYC-area public school kids will soon be feasting on lunch recipes created by Rachael Ray. According to the NY Post, the menus will include “sizzling soft tacos and Southwest roasted chicken and Ray’s own Southwest [...]


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