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The Sandra Lee Pumpkin
Posted on October 11th 2009 by Jillian Madison

These days, it’s just not Halloween until you see the face of a Food Network personality emblazoned on a pumpkin:

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It’s a Semi-Homemade world, and we’re just living in it.

Don’t worry; we’re sure Aunt Sandy used the remains of the pumpkin to make a super super simple russipe that’s soda-licious!

(pumpkin photo courtesy of Slashfood)


Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---Our First FNH Pumpkin
---Did I Just Get Goatse’d By The Food Network Pumpkin?
---Sandra Lee’s Halloween Costumes: A Photo Journey
---Sandra Lee’s Halloween Costumes
---You’ve Got Questions, We’ve Got Sarcasm

    20 Responses

  1. Busta_91 says:
    October 11, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    Geez, there are Pauler pumpkins and Aunt Sandy pumpkins…it’s only so long before we see a Guy Fieri pumpkin. At least when there is one, we can smash it off an overpass in effigy :)

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  2. Jillian Madison says:
    October 11, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    Sadly, there is already a Guy Fieri pumpkin:
    http://lh3.ggpht.com/_96MW6CcwosI/SPoSsa_7KiI/AAAAAAAAB64/DtBRilIkqUc/IMG_3216.JPG

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  3. Busta_91 says:
    October 11, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    Road trip…we’re finding that and catapulting it into Lake Superior…

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  4. CherryRose says:
    October 11, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    @Busta: That one should be tossed off the Mighty Mac!

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  5. DesignerJeans says:
    October 11, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Difficult to determine which is which, as both can be filled with Vodka at any given time.

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  6. Alexis says:
    October 11, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    That pumpkin looks nothing like Sandra Lee. If you didn’t tell me what it was, I’d think I was looking at the world’s first Celine Dion marionette.

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  7. byrdie says:
    October 11, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    I would never have pegged that pumpkin as Aunt(hic)(erp)Sandy. Looks more like Loretta Swit (from MASH) with that wide mouth/smile.

    Now, Ferry’s pumpkin? Can you say Beelzebub? Or, since he’s a Doucheman guy, BeelzeBOB…

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  8. Busta_91 says:
    October 11, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    OMG Byrdie, you’re right…the pumpkin is totally Hot Lips. It does look a lot like her :)

    Now kindly excuse me while I gouge out my eyes for calling something that someone made of Aunt Sandy as “Hot Lips”.

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  9. CherryRose says:
    October 11, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    I, too, would never thought that the pumpkin carving above was Sandra Lee. The nose is wrong, for starters, but isn’t Loretta Swit’s face fuller? I’m thinking Faye Dunaway, but even that would be nothing more than a reasonable facsimile. jmo

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  10. Busta_91 says:
    October 11, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    ^ Okay, how about it’s Hot Lips Houlihan if she gained 30 lbs? Haha :) That Guy Fieri pumpkin is scary as hell.

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  11. *Di* says:
    October 11, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    Oh ha I just noticed the two pumpkins (boobs) in front of her image. Suddenly I see the resemblance!!!

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  12. CherryRose says:
    October 11, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    @*Di*: Aunt Sandy’s boobs have lost their perkiness and hang like udders on a sorry sow.

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  13. CherryRose says:
    October 11, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    @Busta: Check out my last post on “The Cooking Channel” thread. Small world!

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  14. Busta_91 says:
    October 11, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    ^ That’s awesome of you two! The school always needs help and you made a nice contribution to a good cause :)

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  15. froglegs says:
    October 11, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    Niiiiice Teeth!!!!

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  16. Teague says:
    October 11, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    How large is the pumpkin for Giada?

    As far as the Aunt Sandy pumpkin goes I’m actually getting more of a Hilary Swank feel.

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  17. Ray says:
    October 11, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    Not impressed with the Sandra pumpkin. Just doesn’t look like her.

    As for the Guy pumpkin… what kind of sick, twisted mind would do that to an innocent squash? The horror! THE HORROR! The Great Pumpkin isn’t gonna be happy. The perpetrator of this crime is going to get a pillow case full of rocks this year!

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  18. UGH says:
    October 12, 2009 at 9:30 am

    Gad! Did they use a semi-homemade butter knife to carve Aunt Sandy’s?? Scared the bejeebees outta me!

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  19. Kittykitty says:
    October 12, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    That is one scary-ass pumpkin. Is it just me, or do there seem to be way too many teeth?

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  20. TJay says:
    December 29, 2009 at 1:08 am

    Which one did they stick the candle in? I can’t tell…

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