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VIDEO: Guy Fieri “Dancing” To Bon Jovi
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This little gem comes to us from this year’s NYC Wine & Food fest, and features Guy Fieri lip synching a Bon Jovi tune and standing on top of a bar next to some sluts lovely, wholesome girls.
Guy Fieri took a page from the “Dance Like A Pathetic, Middle Aged White Man” handbook, and just stood there thrusting his pelvis, clapping, and pointing his fingers at the girls standing next to him. It was so awkward, we literally felt embarrassed for Fieri while watching it.
Don’t believe us? Check out his “rock star” moves for yourselves:
(Note to Guy Fieri’s adorable little sons: please don’t grow up thinking those “dance moves” were ever cool, or that it’s acceptable to grind on strange women while you’re married. Love, FNH)
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WHAT A DOUCHEBAG. I have no other words. None.
Oh my God! That was one of the most awful things I’ve ever seen. I don’t know where to even start.
First of all, if I were his wife, I would be pissed off after seeing that.
Second, what a tool!!!
Third, hopefully, now journalists will stop referring to him as a “rock star.” If any bona fide “rock star” pulled out those moves during a concert, every single person would run out of the stadium laughing.
Fourth, did I mention he looked like a tool!!!
And to think, I felt bad about not going to the NYC Food and Wine Festival this year. If this was the sort of stuff I was missing out on, hell, I’m glad I didn’t go!
He does have adorable little boys, doesn’t he. As for the ahem er “dancing,” ahem well er uh … yeah ….
When did he come close to grinding on any girls? If anything, he looked a little embarassed to be there, and just kind of made his way on stage, stayed for a second, and made his way off..
Could someone please explain to me why this man is getting so much attention? He’s revolting!
Those girls barely wanted to touch him. They probably could sense the douchey-ness that was oozing out his pores. I can’t wait for the day he goes bald btw. It’d be nice to see a lot of yellow and gray followed by patches of nothing.
I didn’t see any real pelvic thrusting, but he looked so out of place, it seems like he also felt that way. Guy, stay out of the public eye, go back to putting cheez whiz on chicken and deep frying it. His sons are handsome, I’m sure Guy is a much better father than he is dancer/cook/professional.
haha. hard to watch.
also, GET ON WHAT I SAID!! everyday they make asparagus! every day!
I wonder if he ever makes a mistake and puts the glasses on his face?
Waste of video tape. Why would anybody tape this dweeb?
Oh Guy, don’t dance on a stage in public if you don’t really know how to dance :(
I saw no grinding (at least on his part) – looked more like he couldn’t wait to get back to earth.
He is a walking, mouth-breathing colostomy bag.
Are you guys blind, when right at like 4 seconds when he appeared on camera he was all shimmying and slithering up behind that girl all the way on the left. And then when he saw the camera was on him he moved away all quickly because he knew he was acting inappropriate
Pelvic thrusting was at 16 seconds. There were 4 clear pelvic thrusts and it was revolting to watch
Either way his behaviour was icky revolting and hard to watch
There are tools and there is Guy Fiedddi. That man disgusts and annoys me on a regular basis. WHY IS HE FAMOUS???
Guy is so full of himself! I hope this frickin’ freak knows that “pride goes before the fall”.
I can’t stand Guy Fieri. My guess is that he must be sleeping with a network executive. That being said, I also believe that FN thinks Fieri is their new “Emeril” and his presence on the network will continue to grow in the coming years.
@Martin – Emeril? Ferry the ‘new’ Emeril? I don’t think so. The closest doucheboy could ever be to Emeril is the dog crap on the bottom of his shoe…
@Byrdie – you’ve made my point for me! I agree with your analysis and THEREFORE Guy Fieri MUST be sleeping with a FN executive to have achieved such omnipresence or their network.
…on their network
Who would be desperate enough to sleep with that? ugh. He makes becoming a nun a real possibiity.
I couldn’t even watch the whole thing. He’s such a db.
Which executive? Bob or Susie? LOL
Who do you think? Bob of course. He’s the greediest. He would insist on getting first dibs on anything.
ewwww.
Doucheman and doucheboy.
double eewwww….
Did you all catch the end part when he tried to set up a mosh pit jump? (At the very end just before he gets down from the bar) If you look closely he’s leaning over the crowd, trying to get them to catch him. He ends up doing this little granny jump into the people below.
I also have to wonder about his actual size as well. Those people were of average height and when he jumped into the crowd, he just dissapeared. They towered over him. Hmmmmmm.
Did someone have the audacity to suggest Fee-BushPig was Emeril’s “heir apparent” on the Food Network ? Are you fucking nuts ?
Might be slated to fill more hours than Emeril ever did ,but from a culinary standpoint, this revolting douchebag couldn’t carry Emeril’s jockstrap.
Jamie, if Ferry jumped into the crowd, it would have become a SQUASHED
oops, stupid computer…
SQUASHED pit.
LOL! I was waiting for everyone in the crowd to start yelling, “Yeah man, jump, jump!” And then everyone just moves out of the way at the last second. Hee, hee, hee. :)
Now THAT I would pay to see! LOL!!
Gross. Just, gross. Every time I look at him I can’t help but think he must smell like old fry grease and Mexican food/whiskey sweat.
Is that how you rock out with your hock out?
Apparently Guy Fieri has no shame.
P.S. I hope he never tries to crowd surf, because he most likely would crush those poor folks.
Here’s the promo for Guys’ upcoming “road show”:
See the first EVER Guy Fieri Roadshow featuring Australian flair bartender Hayden Wood. It is food, rock n’ roll, and everything they won’t let me do on TV!
I think it’s safe to say that Fieri will push the envelope with his asinine antics. Squarebob is right: GF has no shame.
First of all, EWWW! Second of all, that was 1 minute I will never get back of my life. Even the one of Bobby Flay dancing last year wasn’t this bad. Guy just needs to stay back in the deep, dark, rank chasm of death & despair from were he traveled from. He needs to take Sandra & Ina with him as well.
How many “a’s” are there in “waaaaaaaaaaaaaaasted”?
I kind of can’t get past the fact that this behavior was even given a forum at this festival. As much as I love me some Bon Jovi, I can’t quite figure out what it, Fedouchey and belly-baring girls have to do with wine or food…
KittyKitty, I’ve had a similar thought. Ferry must smell of rancid fry grease and excessive amounts of Brut.
Watching this made me dumber.
Katie has a point. Why was this going on at the NYC Food & Wine Fest anyway? I thought it was supposed to be at least a somewhat classy event. Way to stink up the joint, Ferry.
I bet there’s also the putrefied aroma of “Right Guard”.
I’d say Ferry is an Old Spice guy. Don’t forget the shit he puts in his hair can be strong too, so while I’d never ever want to be near him for whatever reason, his overall pong is probably pretty cloying.
Oh, I’d say more of an Axe Body Spray kinda guy, I should think.
Did you know they had tv’s with videos of Guy’s shows playing in the background? Is it just me, or is that way way over the top. I mean, anyone walking into the “knuckle sandwich lounge,” as I believe they called it, would know who Guy Fieri is. They really needed to play his shows too?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AAel21Mq5OU/StP2eheJ9sI/AAAAAAAAAEk/7BI8vBanH8U/s1600-h/chelseafterdarkguy-0003.jpg
I went to one of his restaurants in CA, and they had DDD playing on the TV over the bar. Suppose it’s Guy Fieri 24/7? Like anyone going to Tex Wasabi’s wouldn’t know it’s one of Guy’s places? Like his picture on the menu and a life-size cardboard cutout at the door isn’t enough?
He’s a legend in his own mind.
I can’t bring myself to push “play.”
LOL @ mystie: its okay no one in the audience likes him anyway! He tries to stage dive (I think) an d no one wants to touch his greasy arse LOL
I liked the part at the end when he couldn’t get down from the bar.