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DOUCHEBAG OVERLOAD: The 16 Guy Fieri-est Halloween Costumes

Published on: November 1, 2009 – 11:11 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

We asked you to send in photos of the Guy Fieri costumes you saw on Halloween, and you delivered! Get ready to see a lot of bowling shirts and sweatbands, ’cause we’re rollin’ out our 16 favorites.

OUR FAVORITE:

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(We can look past the fact that Jason doesn’t have blonde spiky hair, because he went the extra mile by actually posing in front of a TGIFridays. Classic.)

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THE GOOD:

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AND THE NOT SO GOOD:

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Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---Halloween 2009: What Costumes Should The Food Network Cooks Choose?
---Sandra Lee’s Halloween Costumes: A Photo Journey
---FNH Cookbook: Guy Fieri Recipe
---6 Creepy Halloween Meatloafs
---Why People Hate Guy Fieri







  1. Julie
    November 1st, 2009

    Who the hell would want to be him for Halloween?

  2. Julie
    November 1st, 2009

    Bad question. Obviously those 15 guys, but why?!

  3. Kristyn
    November 2nd, 2009

    Because they all want to be douchebags. Duh.

  4. Joshjuicewelch
    November 2nd, 2009

    I could not think of a scarier costume to wear!

  5. Alex
    November 2nd, 2009

    I wasn’t impressed with any of them. I mean, it takes a lot of effort to look as douchey as Guy Fideri (the misspelling is intentional.)

  6. November 2nd, 2009

    Jill! I have a brown jewfro. Do you know how tough it was to even get my hair to look like that?!!

    Glad you like the shot.

  7. Dan
    November 2nd, 2009

    the first dude looks like will ferrell

  8. alexis
    November 2nd, 2009

    How funny! I saw about 4 Paula Deen’s and 2 Mario Batalis last night but no Guy Fieris.

    Some of those were just bad, bad, bad. Guy Fieri doesn’t wear Hawaiian shirts! And that last guy has the worst wig I’ve ever seen in my life.

  9. alexis
    November 2nd, 2009

    The guy in the Hawaiian shirt has green hair. Weakest Fieri attempt ever!

  10. November 2nd, 2009

    If the first guy had a little bit blonder hair, it would be alot more believable, haha.

  11. November 2nd, 2009

    I liked a few of them. Original, no. But I liked it. I’ve seen worse costumes, ‘cept that doofus with the blue shirt.

    To those who wonder why someone who dress up as Ferry, I got two words for you: Monica Lewinsky.

    I remember when she was in the news how many women dressed up as that cum guzzlin’ ho. I remember one girl at our plant dressed as ML at a party, never thought the same of her. Why is beyond me.

    Which is worse?

  12. November 2nd, 2009

    Dank, there is just a time when you have to ask why? Why? Why? However, you may be on to something. When is the last time we heard of Monica? Could we actually wish someone away?

  13. November 2nd, 2009

    Oh Dank! I forgot, we down here in La., Have a thing about the boys with ‘druppin britches’. Was out with an elderly friend one day ” years ago ” she was just a fussin ’bout a fellows britches. Well, I chimed in with ‘ Pull your britches up BILL! ‘. Thought I killed the old woman! She still laughs today!

  14. November 2nd, 2009

    Alexis,

    What I want to know is, did the Mario Batalis have orange crocs on? I’m surprised I didn’t see any Bobby Flays around town. I guess artificial man boobs aren’t that easy to make!

  15. November 2nd, 2009

    I dressed up as Guy for Halloween because it was way too easy. It was kind of fun acting like that big of a douchebag.

  16. November 2nd, 2009

    What’s really sad is that I don’t think most of these pictures are Halloween… these guys actually want to look like Guy 24/7. Man-ginas (goatees) creep me out.

  17. November 2nd, 2009

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  18. November 2nd, 2009

    I’m just surprised there are so many men out there who don’t mind looking like a douche – even for one night.

  19. November 2nd, 2009

    But Trini, men tend to look like douches every night… LOL…

  20. Byrdie
    November 2nd, 2009

    Ah. Thank God Halloween comes but once a year.

    Hopefully this was just for Halloween, and not a Doucheboy convention.

  21. Teague
    November 2nd, 2009

    Kudos to ‘guys’ willing to dress up like that. If that were me I’d want a shower afterwards.

  22. November 2nd, 2009

    Huh? Is that last guy wearing a Super Saiyan wig?

  23. suebee
    November 2nd, 2009

    The poor fools!

  24. Daria
    November 2nd, 2009

    LOL, if you have to wear a name tag that says Guy Fieri then your costume fails.

  25. *Di*
    November 2nd, 2009

    Jason you look great – except you’ve got your glasses on backwards ;)

  26. Boobilicious
    November 2nd, 2009

    HAHAHA!!! These guys are hilarious! And I agree with Daria, if you have to wear a name tag…FAIL!

  27. BigLance
    November 2nd, 2009

    Proud to be one of the GFs featured above. Yeah, he’s a DB, but nobody had to guess who I was.

  28. November 2nd, 2009

    @BigLance yea exactly! And as for the sunglasses? I had them on the other way too, but most people only REALLY got it when i put the sunglasses on.

    At my company’s halloween party/potluck I pulled out as many Guy-isms as I could after having a bite of food.

  29. November 2nd, 2009

    TooHotTamales and I wish that we had a photo of our former hairstylist who headed south – probably ended up in Key West ;) – a couple of years ago. Excepting the bad clothes – I’m talking fashionista (I called him Tommy Bahama) – Tommy was the quintessential Guy Fieri look-alike, especially when he sported a goatee and platinum spiked hair. Tommy looked like Ferry even when it wasn’t Halloween – LOL!

  30. Mystie
    November 2nd, 2009

    Even the guys that come closest to capturing Guy have way too much self-respect and intelligence in their eyes to really be convincing.

  31. Ben
    November 2nd, 2009

    @mystie

    that’s one of the reasons i wore sunglasses, then i could act completely douchy AND be convincing!
    ha

  32. farmerbee
    November 2nd, 2009

    sounds like the ones who have previously posted on here are the true douchebags. Get a grip, fools. You are not terminally cool.

  33. Trini
    November 2nd, 2009

    @Farmerbee: Fee-eddy, is that you?

  34. November 2nd, 2009

    This confirms for me there is a) no god and b) no humanity.

  35. Brad
    November 5th, 2009

    The one with the white striped shirt and black armband
    Is that Bobby Flay?

  36. November 6th, 2009

    But how do you know they were even dressing as “Guy Fieri,” and not just as “douchebags” or just “wearing their regular clothes”?

  37. kyle
    November 21st, 2009

    lmfao this site is so bomb im pisson myself

  38. Rabbs
    March 13th, 2010

    I think some of you are missing the point, big time. People don’t always dress as someone they LIKE for Halloween. I’ve seen plenty of costumes that were clearly designed to mock. Imitation is not always a form of flattery, and I am willing to bet that more than a few of these fellas are having a blast striking the douchiest poses possible.

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    BOO replied on: March 14th, 2010 at 12:07 am

    Really?

  39. May 28th, 2010

    LOL The one in the red shirt… is that a pasted on goatee or something? I could not stop laughing at it! These costumes are great lol.

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