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Giada De Laurentiis Gets A Tarot Card Reading
Posted on November 30th 2009 by Jillian Madison

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    18 Responses

  1. pwkwsfi says:
    November 30, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    the wide-angle lens is not her friend. head bigger, bust smaller.

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  2. hairball says:
    November 30, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    Merda! (MEHR-dah)

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  3. Motzi Greps says:
    November 30, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    The psychic could’ve used her head for a crystal ball.

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  4. Alex says:
    November 30, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    She looks like Mona Lisa in the second frame.

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  5. Chef Spock says:
    November 30, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    Second frame looks like she’s been goosed by one of her baguettes…

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  6. CineGrappler says:
    November 30, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    Their heads fill about 40% of the surface area of these widescreen frame grabs.

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  7. Cherylf2112 says:
    November 30, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    The second picture of Giada’s head looks photoshopped.

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  8. Jillian Madison says:
    November 30, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    The 2nd photo of Giada’s head IS photoshopped guys!

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  9. Martin says:
    November 30, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    Her head seems disproportionately large for the rest of her tiny, taut, chesty body. Also I have noticed that when she smiles it looks so forced and unnatural that it almost looks like an evil grimace.

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  10. CineGrappler says:
    November 30, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    Martin, message me. :)

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  11. Ferd Berfle says:
    November 30, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    Naah, there always will be good surgeons to forestall that eventuality.

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  12. pwkwsfi says:
    November 30, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    “The 2nd photo of Giada’s head IS photoshopped guys!”

    well, then, props to your ‘shops!

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  13. Sarah says:
    November 30, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    Did she see any SPA-GEEEET-TEE in her future ?

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  14. Junk Drawer Kathy says:
    December 1, 2009 at 8:53 am

    Priceless.

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  15. R -n- K says:
    December 2, 2009 at 12:45 am

    Oh my gosh. So freakin’ hillarious. That made my day.

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  16. chocolateburrito22 says:
    December 2, 2009 at 12:53 am

    haha that or that your daughter is going to grow up without any cleavage like her mama!

    hee hee

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  17. Andy says:
    January 2, 2010 at 11:56 pm

    I don’t know how it’s taken me till now to find this site, but it is officially my favorite ever!

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