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Giada’s Bringin’ Sexy Back [Not]
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There’s no denying Giada’s a beautiful woman, and the internet is filled with thousands of stunning photos of her. But if you’ve seen one photo of her and her boobs, you’ve seen ‘em all. So, to mix things up a bit, we thought we’d offer these 3 SEXY FAILS from Giada’s Vacation: New Orleans. This is what happens when you try to look seductive, and fail miserably.
Let this be a lesson to you all: it’s impossible to look sexy while eating a bite of chicken pot pie.
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26 Responses
Bringing sexy back? What little sexy was left, she took and shat on. Yikes!
Yeah, um makeup hides a multitude of sins, doesn’t it?
You shore got a purdy mouth.
Ever heard of using a napkin? Eewwwwwwwww!
Where’s the vomitorium?
“So easy……even a caveman can eat it”.
To be fair, anyone good look like a slob at the right frame. But, DAYUM!
Um, I meant anyone “could look.” Sheesh. I need to proofread better.
Alex, you’ve probably just been watching too many reruns of Ina and her ‘good’ collection…
My, my. That third picture of her reveals severe squiggieness around the edges.
You definitely captured the essence of giada. Not to be confused with the essence of emeril.
@Byride: I have. I made a lame ass joke about her in the Ina Garten Catchphrases thread, too.
Well, at least this time we aren’t getting a full view of those gigantic choppers in that enourmous mouth.
Shes tinted green in the third one ._.
Anyone else notice that in the third frame Giada’s little pink hoodie has mysteriously come off? And someone is standing WAY too close behind her? Hmmm.
I’ve always been disgusted by the way Giada chews with her mouth open, and starts making orgasmic sounds immediately, before she could possibly have tasted the food yet. Yuck. And I’m of the gender/sexual preference where her boobage does nothing for me, so in my perspective Giada is just plain ickiness all around. But Jojo is right, at least we didn’t have to see her gigantic horse teeth in these photos!
Hell, was she out with David Hasselhof?
Aww, come on you guys! Anyone can have a bad day!
Lovely woman both inside and out…
@Byrdie: “My, my. That third picture of her reveals severe squiggieness around the edges.”
Natural light in isn’t helping those crows feet. Glad to know she’s less than Hollywood-perfect.
Please change the pictures – these really creep me out. And I’m sober tonight. Those almost qualify as a coyote ugly pickup. And I haven’t had one of those in over 30 years!
That second picture actually made me lean back a bit from my screen.
Yikes.
Frame #2 allows to see what Todd sees on “saltellante notte” (frisky night)
Whew, that third one…stay outta the sun Giada! Quick, someone get her some Oil of Olay!
LOL @ Bringing sexy back.
Her sole purpose on the network is so we can all look at her tits. And if I want to look at tits I don’t even need to turn on the TV. All I need to do is look down.
What is up with the drawn on sharpie eyebrows in picture #3? She looks haggard. I guess it’s tougher than it looks riding around all day eating delicious food at different restaurants. Who knew!
The last one looks like she’s gonna spit some “tuh-backy” in yer eye!
Giada, like every single other FN chef/cook, talks with her mouth full. I realize that it would create dead air if she was just chewing away but that’s what editing is for. And I hate that Euro style of using the fork with the left hand and putting it in the mouth upsidedown. They all do it on Top Chef, too, and it’s offputting.