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If Duff Goldman Went On Love Connection
Posted on November 5th 2009 by Jillian Madison

    21 Responses

  1. tegan says:

    And the 1% audience vote for Duff was given by his shadow, Mary Alice!

  2. dan says:

    I can’t believe how much Duff looks like the leader of the Latin Kings.

  3. alexis says:

    I love Love Connection! I wish they’d bring it back.

  4. Neo says:

    Duffs about 1mm of hair growth away from having a full fledged unibrow. And is it me or does that last guy look like a blurry Luke Perry?

  5. DameJudiWench says:

    Is he wearing… blue puka shells???!!!

  6. Alex says:

    @Neo: I think he looks like Pee Wee Herman. Something else they have in common: They both show their appreciation for a good movie, in the theater.

  7. TaTas says:

    HAHAHA This was damn funny!

  8. pwkwsfi says:

    why did everyone look so old back then? I’m sure that girl in blue was probably 22 years old at the time, even though she looks 30.

  9. Sandra says:

    I loved Love Connection back in the day. Where did that pic of Duff come from?

  10. Russian Blockhead says:

    Alex, please tell me he didn’t do what Pee-Wee did in the theater…

  11. Alex says:

    As far as I know, he’s never done anything of the sort. I’m just saying that I wouldn’t put it past him.

  12. Russian Blockhead says:

    okay. Whew!

  13. Thom Stilton says:

    Neo, I’d say another year-18 months, before the brows actually meet to form one large unibrow.

  14. wannabecook says:

    I miss love connection!!

  15. FootLongSausage says:

    Sure, he’s a bit creepy.
    But offering to immortalize a womans boobs beauty in cake and icing always works for me.

  16. FootLongSausage says:

    Gigity, gigity, gigity.

  17. suebee says:

    He looks much better when he’s wearing a hat!

  18. R. says:

    Eh, I don’t care. I’d date him, he’s hilarious.

  19. RaleighRob says:

    @ PWKWSFI: Good question. There’s just something about the 80s hair, makeup, fashion and shoulder pads that just simply made most young adults look middle-aged. I know a guy about to turn 41 who looks younger now than he probably did at 21, due to this. I think there was a strong trend back then to try to look “mature”, where as today we strive to look youthful.

  20. Byrdie says:

    RaleighRob, I was in my early 30′s in the mid ’80 era, and I can tell you and PWKWSFI *exactly* why younger folk looked older–

    Consider this: you’re in your car driving along, radio on, listening to some nice tune, when all of a sudden, you hear the BeeGee’s start that high-pitched ‘stayin’ alive’. Right at that very moment, your big old smile began to quiver and a nano second later, the left side of your mouth began to droop, your left eye would start to involuntarily twitch…then you could feel your face muscles begin to tighten up and your eyebrows would furrow, eyelids closing a bit…your entire head would start to quake, as though any moment your brains would explode from the top of your head…but then, suddenly, the song was over. You could hear birds begin to chirp, the sun once again felt warm and bright; the left side of your mouth would begin to relax and you knew you had just come through to the other side again.

    Yes, and then, just when you took a deep breath and thought, ‘yes, I can live another day’, you could hear the voice of Donna Summer begin to sing ‘She Works Hard For The Money’….and the left side of your mouth would begin to droop…

    Yes, Disco is the cause of all the premature aging….

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