Consider this: you’re in your car driving along, radio on, listening to some nice tune, when all of a sudden, you hear the BeeGee’s start that high-pitched ‘stayin’ alive’. Right at that very moment, your big old smile began to quiver and a nano second later, the left side of your mouth began to droop, your left eye would start to involuntarily twitch…then you could feel your face muscles begin to tighten up and your eyebrows would furrow, eyelids closing a bit…your entire head would start to quake, as though any moment your brains would explode from the top of your head…but then, suddenly, the song was over. You could hear birds begin to chirp, the sun once again felt warm and bright; the left side of your mouth would begin to relax and you knew you had just come through to the other side again.

Yes, and then, just when you took a deep breath and thought, ‘yes, I can live another day’, you could hear the voice of Donna Summer begin to sing ‘She Works Hard For The Money’….and the left side of your mouth would begin to droop…

Yes, Disco is the cause of all the premature aging….