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Naughty Food Network Quotes
Published on: November 19, 2009 – 11:42 am by Jillian Madison 
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NaughtyFoodNet is a Twitter user who records – and posts – unintentionally naughty quotes from our favorite Food Network stars. Although they haven’t posted a new quote in a few months, there are still a few gems listed there. These are our favorites, in pictorial form. Enjoy!
And we can’t forget these two, sent in by FNH reader Robert:
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I love the fact that there’s two by Fieri, regarding the same subject.
Guy wouldn’t know that he gets better penetration like that–seriously, who the hell would let him tap them? Ick…
Gawd in heaven.
Who the hell photoshopped Anne Burrell’s huge head onto that tanorexic little body?! Are you kidding me? Anne has shoulders like a linebacker in the NFL…
Sandra’s picture reminds me of being in 8th grade, when the guys talked about the house parties they’d crashed over the weekend. They’d say the parties were “a total sausage fest.”
I’ve experienced several “messy finger jobs” in my time.
aw aunt sandy <3
LMAO!!!! Pawler said in one show “I just love rubbing meat” She said it a few times too, it was pretty funny.
Why is Aunt(hic)(berpfhh)Sandy holding a tong full of fried worms? Is this the first episode on Scripps Travel Channel where she tries to make Zimmern gag? If anybody could do it, her ‘food’ (for lack of a better description) Aunt Vodka could.
A couple of those made me blush. They ALL made me laugh.
Anne has that weird cleavage that creeps up toward her neck as she ages. It’s like some kind of mutant anti-gravity cleavage that doesn’t know where to stop and it keeps going until it ends up on her back in another 5 years.
I cracked up at Giada. She probably really does have Italian pet names for certain things. Che-BATT-ta.
I can’t believe there aren’t more about the Feelys, er I mean the Neelys
Hahaha those are great.
I suspect that, back when Sandy started hosting parties when she was in college – they were ALL sausage fests ;)
Lol the face on Gina is priceless
“said while battering fish”.
I’ve always found a gentle touch goes much further than “battering”.
That’s what she said!
Aunt Sandee’s Sausage Party! I could make a hell of a table scape to go with that theme!
You’ve got to watch Anne Burrell’s duck breast show from Saturday morning 11/28. She keeps making references to her “large breasts” and even referred to a “lube job” once!