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Archives for "November, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 25th November 2009
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Hey Rachael Ray, That Fake Snow Looks Like Dandruff

This magazine cover is everrrywhere. It’s front and center in bookstores and doctors offices. It’s staring at me while I’m waiting in line at Wal-Mart and paying for my groceries at the supermarket. And yet, no matter how many times I see it, I still want to reach down and brush the nasty looking flakes [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 25th November 2009
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Introducing The Sarcastic Turkey

Here’s to saying the things we’re all thinking – and then some.

Posted by Jillian Madison on 25th November 2009
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Thanksgiving Tips: Helpful DO’s and DON’Ts

Thanksgiving is less than 24 hours away! Don’t panic – we have a few tips that are guaranteed to help your day go smoothly if you are hosting a gathering for your friends and family: DO cover your turkey with tin foil to prevent excess browning. DON’T pull a Sandra Lee and create foil replicas [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 24th November 2009
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Top 10 Famous Foodies That Look Like Old Lesbians

Posted by FNH Guest Blogger on 24th November 2009
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A Love Letter To Mario Batali

My Mario Batali by Elizabeth Bastos Mario, Mario, Mario! What great meaty hands you have; how easily they might grasp a fresh organic free-range grass-fed chicken from my coop. Would that I were a hand, fresh-floured with stone-ground flour from Tuscany, that I might hold your hand, still bloody from the slaughter of an Abruzzo [...]


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