Archives for "November, 2009"
SWINE FLEW: Paula Deen Hit In The Face With A Ham (With Video)
I go out of town for one day (one day!) and Paula Deen gets hit in the face BY A HAM. Oh the irony! Deen was delivering 25,000 lbs of Smithfield hams at an event for Hosea Feed the Hungry and Homeless when it happened. She threw one down the relay line, and some guy [...]
WE FOUND IT: Giada’s Most Gratuitous Boob Shot Of All Time
Sure, Giada’s got nice boobs… but that doesn’t mean I want to see them in my face every five seconds. Take this screen grab from Giada’s Vacation: New Orleans as an example. Why the hell is a FOOD CHANNEL showing video footage of one of their scantily-clad stars hunched over and doing construction work in [...]
The Food Network Christmas Commercial
(Oh, and everyone who wants to strangle Bobby Flay with those stupid chili pepper lights, say “I”.)
Who’s Down With Alton Brown?
(Alton Brown gave a presentation about Thanksgiving at Google’s headquarters yesterday. You can watch the entire hour-long video over at Youtube. Enjoy!)
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










