Archives for "November, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 19th November 2009

Naughty Food Network Quotes

NaughtyFoodNet is a Twitter user who records – and posts – unintentionally naughty quotes from our favorite Food Network stars. Although they haven’t posted a new quote in a few months, there are still a few gems listed there. These are our favorites, in pictorial form. Enjoy! And we can’t forget these two, sent in [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 19th November 2009

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Is Top Chef’s Michael Voltaggio (Gasp) A Douchebag?

The cream has finally risen to the crop on this boring, predictable season of Top Chef: Las Vegas. Jen (the walking Zoloft ad), Kevin (Santa’s favorite Irish elf), and the seriously boring Voltaggio brothers all made it to the final 4, as everyone on the entire planet knew they would the day the show premiered [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 17th November 2009

The Claire Robinson Blow-Up Doll

(image from Food Network’s Top 10 Thanksgiving Questions, which aired last night)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 17th November 2009

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Why People Hate Guy Fieri

Last week, Rachel Syme at the Daily Beast interviewed me about Guy Fieri. She was trying to figure out why so many people seem to hate him these days. A few of my quotes were used in the article, but I thought I’d post my full response here to shed some light on why I, [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 16th November 2009

Untrue Food Network Rumors: Rachael Ray Preparing For New Career As Swami

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