Archives for "November, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 15th November 2009

Introducing The World’s First Rachael Ray / Martha Stewart Painting

Let me state this up front: charity is good. We should all be charitable. We should all donate generously and help those less fortunate than ourselves. Having said that, this Rachael Ray/Martha Stewart painting currently up for auction at CharityFolks.com IS WHAT NIGHTMARES ARE MADE OF. I can’t stop staring at Rachael Ray’s droopy, mangled [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 15th November 2009

Giada’s Bringin’ Sexy Back [Not]

There’s no denying Giada’s a beautiful woman, and the internet is filled with thousands of stunning photos of her. But if you’ve seen one photo of her and her boobs, you’ve seen ‘em all. So, to mix things up a bit, we thought we’d offer these 3 SEXY FAILS from Giada’s Vacation: New Orleans. This [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 13th November 2009

Duff Goldman Licks Fingers, Serves Cake On The View

Duff made an appearance on The View this morning to present a birthday cake to Whoopi Goldberg. He cut a piece of cake for Whoopi, and instead of using a napkin to clean his hands, spent the next several seconds licking and sucking the icing off of his fingers. We watched in disgust and horror [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 13th November 2009

Food Network Shows That Sound Like Pornos [Context Is Everything]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 11th November 2009

VIDEO: Iron Chef Judge Delighted By “Pea-ness” On Her Plate

In this oldie but goodie video clip from Iron Chef America, judge Julie Powell served up one of the most idiotic – yet hilarious – critiques in the show’s history: Frankly, we’re surprised the anal folks at the Food Network didn’t edit the peaness statement out. It’s good to know they really value their peaness-es. [...]

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