Archives for "November, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 11th November 2009

Food Network Has The “Worst Cooks In America”

[Ed. note: I've been waiting for a legitimate, purely journalistic reason to write that article title for years. Thanks, Food Network!] Worst Cooks In America, Food Network’s newest reality show, is set to premiere on January 3, 2010. In the 5 part series, people with zero cooking skills will complete a culinary boot camp led [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 11th November 2009

Update: Dog Poop Led To Love & Marriage For Paula Deen

As we mentioned yesterday, Paula and her husband Michael have been showing up on virtually every television network promoting his new book, “My Delicious Life With Paula Deen.” MSNBC also got in on the action by printing a huge excerpt of the book – including the part where Michael revealed how he and Paula met [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 10th November 2009

Today Show Asks Paula Deen To Name “Most Delicious Place She’s Made Whoopie”

Paula Deen and her tugboat captain husband Michael have been popping up all over TV this month, aggressively promoting his new book My Delicious Life With Paula (subtitled: Released Just In Time For Us To Take Your Money During The Holidays – and by the way, I have my own line of coffee, too!) Paula [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 9th November 2009

Things That Exist: A Guy Fieri Face Trivet

Move over, Ty-Flo. There’s some new ego in town. Sunny Anderson joined Guy Fieri in the kitchen on today’s episode of Guy’s Big Bite. She grabbed a tray of veggies out of the oven, and Guy ordered her to “put it down on that trivet over there.” Imagine our horror when the camera panned left [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 9th November 2009

Is This The Corniest Rachael Ray Photo Of All Time?

This photo still from Rachael’s Vacation: Farm To Table just might be one of the corniest, most contrived Food Network photos of all time. I don’t know about you guys, but I find myself wanting to smack that ridiculous, surprised expression off of her face. IT’S LUNCH. Exactly how much shock and awe could a [...]

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