Archives for "November, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 8th November 2009

The Guy Fieri Doucheometer [Part 3]

We all know Guy Fieri is a douche. Sometimes, he’s a bigger douche than others. Due to this unpredictability, we’ve come up with a handy Guy Fieri Doucheometer that scientifically measures the level of douche in each photograph. Hopefully this will help you in your future Food Network viewings. Enjoy.

Posted by Jillian Madison on 8th November 2009

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Ina Garten Really Knows What Kids Like [Not]

Apparently, yesterday was “kids day” on the Food Network. All of the day’s episodes featured the Food Network personalities preparing dishes that kids would supposedly love. The result? Some of the most disgusting, revolting food I’ve ever seen in my life. Rachael Ray made a truly hideous looking broccolini mac and cheese bake. Paula Deen [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 6th November 2009

It’s Official: Food Network Parent Company Now Owns Travel Channel

Scripps, the parent company of the Food Network and HGTV, just finalized a deal to purchase a 65% controlling share of the Travel Channel. This is awful news for travel and television lovers, because the Travel Channel is one of the last resources of intelligent, compelling television. Scripps seems to ruin everything they get their [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 5th November 2009

If Duff Goldman Went On Love Connection

Posted by Jillian Madison on 5th November 2009

Holiday Weight Loss Tips For Food Network Fans

The holidays are right around the corner, and they’re all about the 3 F’s: Family, Friends, and FOOD. So go ahead and overindulge on your favorite treats, because we’ve got 10 easy weight loss techniques that will make those holiday pounds melt away. Paula Deen’s Glazed Ham – 3 ounces, 125 calories How to burn [...]

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