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Paula Deen Snorting Sugar Off A Stick Of Butter [Halloween]
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Paula Deen Snorting Sugar Off A Stick Of Butter [Halloween]
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29 Responses
Love the rings. But there needs to some foodstuffs stuck in there.
This may actually explain her obnoxious behavior.
It it really Pauler? She must really be serious about losing weight. She’s using margarine instead of butter!
Is that a guy? Or has Pauler eaten so much crap she’s getting a five o’clock shadow?
Paula would never use margarine. :)
Byrdie: “Or has Pauler eaten so much crap she’s getting a five o’clock shadow?”
Is Duff cross-dressing?
Part of the stick of margarine has been consumed, which Paula would do. Of course, she would’ve done so only with real butter. The Miss Piggy eyelashes threw me off a bit. All in all, I’m glad Jillian specified that this person is dressed as Paula. I would’ve guessed that they dressed as some sort of thematic whore.
Oh Come On – you think it’s Duff? Or maybe it’s her gay son who claims he’s not gay and get’s photographed with a woman and posts it on the internet to prove it and then gets his panties in a knot when people comment on the picture and says he’s not going to ever blog again and then a week later he’s back on blogging away and then posts a picture of his room service dinner and the fans go wild…..
Astute Byrdie, think you’ve got it!
Don’t they all use the same make-up artist, so grabbing her fluttery eyelashes would be no problem?
And if they use the same make-up artist, OH, seems to me that using the same fake, cheap hair is totally do-able!
Is it possible that they have morphed into each other??
it says margarine not butter
this is great this is great this is super super great.
Margarine vs. Butter: Poopy might be anticipating some law suits stemming from those crappy Walmart pies ;)
I wonder if anyone went out as her husband, Capt.Morgan the Opportunist ?
Cherry, not to worry. There is so little butter in those crappy baked goods from Wally World. The fat content is derived from palm oil and other artery clogging fats. As a matter of fact, the ‘butter cakes’ have butter listed as an ingredient somewhere like twentieth from the top.
Homemade “from my home to yours” my ass….
@Byrdie: I was thinking more along the lines of Poopy having to cut back on her overuse of butter. Last time I looked, margarine was cheaper ;)
Knowing Bob Doucheman, if she starts to have financial issues, he’ll just toss her yet another obnoxious half hour show. God forbid, maybe even an hour.
I doubt it would ever come to that. She’ll just send Sandy Claws out to sell some extra coffee. ugh.
@Cherry Rose and Byrdie, remember Bobby and Jaime(sp) are shilling for “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter”. What ticks me off about her is her claiming the recipe for “Gooey Butter Cake”. It is not hers, in fact I have a copy of the original which was printed in The St. Louis Globe Democrat on April 8, 1970. I keep it safe in my jewelry box.
Judith, it’s truly a family affair at the Deen house. Nothing but nepotism and greed. It sure doesn’t surprise me that she would not only take credit for a recipe that’s not hers, but that she would prostitute it by farming out to some company that makes it with poor quality ingredients for the income.
Make they should rename it “Gooey Pooey Cake” or “Gooey Butter Fake”.
“Knowing Bob Doucheman, if she starts to have financial issues, he’ll just toss her yet another obnoxious half hour show..”
Yeah. Buttman will “suck” every ounce of buttamilk that he can out of that cow. What a horrifying image!
That’s so disgusting, Ya’ll.
Disgusting-Hell! This is way to funny. CherryRose, I lost it on the BUTTAMILK!
As a former St. Louisan, I am shocked and appalled that Pauler ever attempted gooey butter cake. That’s a St. Louis institution – not a southern speciality – and it predates Pauler by decades. I made one a few months ago and it surely was gooey and buttery!
In the name of everything holy tell me that is a man!!!
Hehe, Buttman. A fitting name for a stupid man. Watching CherryRose and Byrdie bantering is oh so entertaining. :)
This makes me LOL so much, it hurts. So disturbingly wonderful.
[...] Go Paula, Go Paula, Go Paula [...]
“..Watching CherryRose and Byrdie bantering is oh so entertaining.”
I kinda like the sound of that: “The Byrdie and Cherry Show”. Get my agent on the phone :)
FUNNY!
She looks like the person who did the Youtube Walnuts McCain videos during the last election.
Coincidence?
Maybe, maybe not.
okay, if this was paula deen then it would not be margarine…seriously she only uses REAL butter :)