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Today Show Asks Paula Deen To Name “Most Delicious Place She’s Made Whoopie”
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Paula Deen and her tugboat captain husband Michael have been popping up all over TV this month, aggressively promoting his new book My Delicious Life With Paula (subtitled: Released Just In Time For Us To Take Your Money During The Holidays – and by the way, I have my own line of coffee, too!)
Paula and Michael played The Newlywed Game on yesterday’s episode of The Today Show, which resulted in what can only be described as THE MOST CRINGE-WORTHY PAULA DEEN VIDEO SEGMENT OF ALL TIME. Sure, things got a little uncomfortable when we learned Paula plucks Michael’s nose hairs out in public, but that was nothing compared to the sheer awkwardness that ensued when Meredith Viera asked Paula to name “the most delicious place” she and Michael made whoopie.
For the first time in her public life, the notoriously boisterous Paula Deen went completely silent. She had no idea what to say, so she just flashed confused faces and nervously shifted around in her chair for what seemed like an eternity. It was literally hard to watch, and the air in the studio was so heavy and thick, I was half expecting Guy Fieri to jump out and cut a Scooby Doo-esque hole in it with one of his ugly new knives.
Thankfully, the hosts moved on to another question after she failed to give an answer. But come on, Today Show. Why were they even playing this game to begin with? They’ve been married for 5+ years. That’s hardly “newlywed.” Even so, some things are better left unknown… and the most interesting place Paula Deen has had intercourse is definitely one of them.
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With all that cackling that Pauler does first thing in the morning, one has to wonder how the eggs are cooked? Do the eggs she lays come out boiled, fried, poached, or scrambled? I’d like mine over medium, some crispy bacon, and dry whole wheat toast. Skip the hash browns. Black coffee, preferably not Captain Michael’s.
First, can I say that was pure TORTURE having to watch that four minutes and eighteen second clip. Four minutes and eighteen seconds I’ll never get back.
I am embarassed for her for some reason. I can’t believe how a grown woman act so phony and naive and the public justs sops it up. It makes me sick.
And if it isn’t bad enough that she’s plugging her stupid book, they had to plug Sandy Claws freakin coffee, too.
I’m trying not to get a mental picture of her and ‘the captain’ having sex. ugh…
@CherryRose: I think all of Ms. Pauler’s eggs are scrambled. I mean, she’s not old, but she’s definitely past the child-bearing age.
Today Show should be embarrassed they had to fill space with Pauler & Capt.Hindgrinder in this manner.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…that michael groover creeps me right the eff out.
I saw that episode and did you see how she jumped up when Meredith told her they bought her a baby grand piano. Did your hineyness really think they thought that much of her? Oh my God she’s an idiot.
@Byrdie: Well said! Couldn’t put it better myself.
First of all what the hell does Paula need a Baby Grand piano for, I highly doubt that she plays. Was she promoting her own furnture at the beginning of the segment? The sex question sure did backfire! Today Show people thought Paula would say something outrageous but I think the question just confused her too much! I’m so tired of the Deen family.
I like the way she answered the question about what she wants for christmas. She says she has everything she wants and says she just wants her family to be together. When she’s asked to name something, she requests a baby grand piano. She sure snapped out of that humble, family only mode right quick ya’ll.
Captain Michael’s Full Steam Ahead…..straight to the bank!
Was actually happy NOT to hear her delicious whoopie place.
Oh Come On, makes you wonder if maybe they’ve never consumated their marriage. I mean, could anybody have relations with another when all you smell in the bed is dog pee?? gak.
I hope they didn’t have sex in the kitchen that we see on TV everyday. I kinda want to know what Michael wrote down.
He didn’t sound very articulate when speaking; hard to believe he “wrote” a book.
I think it’s just rude to ask someone that on public television.
why is that man writing a book? will people really buy it!!?!
I have to agree with wannabecook, the question would be inappropriate no matter who was being asked (not that I even want to consider Pauler and Cap’n Mike doing the deed at all, it’s just none of my business). Just a sign of the times, I guess.
I just hope nobody ever finds a nose hair in anything she cooks.
I didn’t watch this clip because I saw the show yesterday, but from the comments I am guessing it does not include the VERY BEST part of Paula’s appearance!
During the 4th hour with Hoda and Kathy Lee, Paula did a cooking segment (cola glazed ham, anyone?) and turned away to cough (5:11 into the video in the link below).
Kathy Lee went ballistic, and insisted that Paula not touch the food again. Paula said that she did not have the flu, “just a little sinus thing”, and although she claimed that she coughed into her arm, I did an instant replay and saw that she shielded her mouth with the back of her hand.
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/26184891/vp/33792225#33792225
Poor Paula. What a tasteless question.
Aside from knowing now that she coughs on her food, we also now know the answer to the question that didn’t get answered from before. eeewwww.
Maybe she didn’t answer because her sons were watching? If had that kind of info on my parents, I’d spontaneously combust.
Eww. I’m no prude, but who wants to know that?!? About anyone? I wouldn’t even care if it were some young hot couple, I don’t want to know where they’d had sex. And that goes quadruple for Pauler and her hubs.
They were on Fox & Friends this morning. When Paula picked up some food and tried to feed it to the blond host, the poor woman looked like she was going to faint.
On The Joy Behar Show, Santa Claus was saying that he feels like he’s living in the shadow of Pauler’s stardom…. UH DUH!
Ya know, I don’t know exactly how old ol’ Poopy is, but she’s beginning to look a little ‘rode hard and put up wet’. The still photo (before you start the video feed)(where she’s picking lice/fleas off Sandy Claws)she seemingly lost that very svelte, smooth skin from the magazine cover posted on an earlier thread. Looks like her jawline is missing in action too.
Jillian, if you can, maybe you should put up that photo of the photoshopped pic below/next to a still of the video pic. Wow, I bet the differences are astonishing!
Sure proves that no amount of airbrush can cover up the ‘real’ person. Yamma-Hamma…
She doesn’t remember? Doesn’t speak well for her husband…guess it wasn’t that memorable.
After reading today’s comments on here (and others on this site), I’m realizing more and more that there are a lot of mean-spirited people in this world…especially with the anonymity the internet invites. *sigh* I’m not supporting or disapproving of Paula and Michael, I’m just making an observation. Have a blessed day, everyone! Peace on Earth, and goodwill to all men and women. :D
This is just typical Paula Deen, predetermined and contrived. In otherword pure BS
@memoria,,,my name is michael johnson (anonymous enough) and nickname is mikeytwoshoes (or something similar) and you can chase my droppings all over the tubes. knock yer self out.
Amen Mike, amen. :)
I never understood why this was a standard question on The Newlywed Game…even the original back in the day!
It just always seemed so gross to me.
Whoopie is a lame word. If it were the Neeley’s Gina would have said “Girl big daddy tow dat ass up!” and Pat would nod and reply “Daddy hit dat in the deep fryer!”
I didn’t catch the Today Show and I can’t view hulu.com b/c I’m in Canaduh so my comments should be taken lightly. Based on Jillian posting I find it to more than a bit crude, even disgusting, that the Today Show would even ask a question like that on live TV. If Paula Deen had eluded to the subject then it would be mildly appropriate but Meredith Viera should be canned and put in Aunt Sandy’s pantry for the question she asked. I have to wonder if this is little more than a Sweeps Month attempt to garner publicity?
I’ll be the first to laugh at any of the stupid things these arrogant FN personalities do to themselves. I am not a Paula Deen fan, but this was not self-inflicted, just a tasteless cheap shot and the Today show owes her an apology.
Memoria- Mean Spirited? WHY YOU BITCH! No one has been called to jury duty here. You do know that you clicked on FNHUMOR! And, did your mother really name you Memoria? Oh Clutch The Pearls Girls!
Cheryl- You so funnin’ girl!
Poopy should have just said, “Oh come on, y’all, you’re not really asking a tacky question like that!”
@Memoria: I find it interesting that you’re judging us for judging others. You’re one to talk about hiding behind the anonymity the internet invites. I, too, am just making an observation.
Love, peace, and chicken grease.
We all know she rubs butter all over Michael’s testicles before intercourse…
Ya’ll owe me for ruining your appetite.
She should have said “In the butt” like that Newlywed game outtake hubby said. lol
@ SYD i bet that one bite of Paula’s food had more calories than the host eats in a year.
high cholesterol y’all!
Hey, Memoria, how do you sit with all those rainbows and daisies sprouting out of your ass? Do you have any idea where you are?
@Cheryl2112, you made me laugh so loud the neighborhood dogs are barking!
Trini & Boo – Yea man, I’m here all week. And “rainbows and daisies sprouting out of your ass” now that’s funny shit. Hehehehehehe. Now the only thing I’m fid’in to hit is a shot of cold ass Crown Royal. Shum ooonnnn.
Memoria – its the food network “humor” site. just sayin’.
I think the funniest part of this for me was not the whoopie part, but the fact that Paula ACTUALLY thought they had sprung for a piano for her….LMAO.
“Most Delicious Place She’s Made Whoopie”
Has anyone asked Whoppie Goldberg for her comment on being linked to a ‘menage et trois’ with Paula and Michael?
Oh, oh… not literally? My Bad :(
Quick catch-up for the young’uns onboard: This segment of “The Today Show” was a parody (complete with the cheesy furniture and backdrops, if you look closely) of “The Newlywed Game,” a game show that started in the 1960s with host Bob Eubanks and has been through many incarnations since then. The questions asked of the newlyweds were pretty randy even for the standards back then, but obviously the censors were much harsher than they are now, so Eubanks got around that by using the euphemism “making whoopee” for sex. The question asked of Paula would have been standard, even back then.
Nevertheless, I’m as nauseated as the rest of you–who on earth would want to hear that about Poopy and Grampa Whiskers? Ewwww …. just ew. Newlyweds? I don’t think so.
Groover looks like a ex-con if I ever saw one. Paula has some serious age spots happening too.
Pauler Poopy = The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button. That woman looks so, uh, “different” compared to her first shows on Food Network.
Have to admit I’m surprised Paula was stumped by this one. Seems to me in her usual naughty way, she’d have a saucy and flippant comeback easy shmeezy. I’m wondering if she did, but censored herself? And hence, the, uh, total and complete awkwardness?
hmmm
PEE ANNA ??? omg.
@Lana: If Pauler wanted to be truly saucy and flippant, her response should have been “In my anus.” Then Viera would have been the one lost for words.
Trina: LOL! I hear a stick of frozen butter makes a nice butt plug.
dexter is on, and the butter, swet purgatory
This just confirms the joy that is being a regular Good Morning America viewer.
Totally agree Scoobie and others. The Today Show is as smarmy as it gets and Viera is the worst person on morning tv. I think they all deserved each other. On another note, a friend (?) keeps renewing my subs. to Pauler’s magazine. In the Xmas issue,they announce the winners of her cooking contest. Topping the lineup of totally gross recipes is a disgusting looking and sounding cake that includes Campbell’s cheese soup and the cover shot is topped with some disgusting, grainy looking glaze.
This parody was a truly tasteless segment with Paula. Who on TODAY comes up with this nonsense? Who among their fans would care about such things? Not all the grandmas who stand in line outside her mediocre restaurant in the heat and humidity to be sprayed by overhead faucets while they wait for food that makes the stuff you get in the school cafeteria look good.
Paula and Michael are not newlyweds, the questions are off-topic and in bad taste, plus WHY give that very rich woman a piano as if she’s some? Simply crap.
I think Meredith Viera is the Biggest ZERO on television. I hope someone wakes up and realizes that. and we don’t have to be subjected to her. Where do they find these bimbos who are supposed to be ‘everywoman’? – Katie Couric, Meredith Viera. Lose ‘em!
Seems her entire life revolves around poop….
‘It was literally hard to watch, and the air in the studio was so heavy and thick, I was half expecting Guy Fieri to jump out and cut a Scooby Doo-esque hole in it with one of his ugly new knives’
Aaaaaahahahahahaahaha! I can not even tell you how happy I am to have found this site.