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Is This The Corniest Rachael Ray Photo Of All Time?
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This photo still from Rachael’s Vacation: Farm To Table just might be one of the corniest, most contrived Food Network photos of all time. I don’t know about you guys, but I find myself wanting to smack that ridiculous, surprised expression off of her face. IT’S LUNCH. Exactly how much shock and awe could a cobb salad possibly inspire? And what about that phony smile? Give me a break, Rachael. You’re eating a scallion… not being secretly pleasured by Jon Hamm.
Oh, and I hope the closest Native American tribe is aware she’s using one of their papooses as an ear accessory.
Bottom line: there’s something very wrong when a simple photo of you eating lunch looks like it could be an engineered print ad for an Olive Garden in New Mexico.
Your face is at an 11, Rachael. We need it at a 4.
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39 Responses
I thought this was a new bookjacket for “How To Eat Fried Worms”.
She looks like she was purposely hamming it up for the camera. But the food coming out of her mouth is gross.
Jillian, this is spot on. I could not have said anything better. :)
OMG did you see the most awful shirt that JAAAHN! wore on that show. It looked like he was wearing a huge necklace made of silver arrows, but it was on the shirt. He looked more like a hobo than ever and his beer belly is growing while his skin is getting pasty white, if you can see it under all that hair.
you mean she hams/camps it up for the camera?
that’s actually one of the best pics of dum-mo I’ve seen. she looks downright fetching.
I wonder if anyone can get that gal to shut the eff up.
Yeah her husband is getting pretty skeevie. You’d think someone would say something to her about him. He’s a total embarrassment.
Seriously, Rach deserves much better.
that creep has always looked skeezie. can’t really blame him though for coasting from her coattails.
Upon glancing quickly, I thought this was Ceaser Romero as the Joker eating a frogleg.
@Detroit66: A little OT on this thread, but will be seeing Guy’s Roadshow when he’s in town on 12/4?
Her creepy Joker mouth never ceases to amaze me…nor does her ability to constantly look like a delighted 12 year-old boy who just found his dad’s secret stash of “special” magazines.
“Your face is at an 11, Rachael. We need it at a 4″
Haha. Hilarious.
I don’t know if she has had any “work” done, but I think she still looks pretty fresh for being in her 40′s.
But, wow, she does need to tone it down. Great Spinal Tap reference.
Has anyone else noticed that his shirt in the last photo says “Gweedo”? Barf.
T.W.E.R.P.
“I don’t know if she has had any “work” done, but I think she still looks pretty fresh for being in her 40’s.”
I agree, Dank, and RR looks quite youthful in these screenshots.
FORK BITER!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!
It’s probably the EVOO she chugs that makes her skin look soft and smooth. Her hubby probably does the same, but it only effects his hair by making it really greasy.
Did her teeth have the dental version of a french manicure?
It’s a goofy pose (and gross with the food sticking out of her mouth) but I think she looks great. I’ve seen WAY worse facial expressions from her!
My favorite snap of Rayray is the Giada/Rayray boobs thread! I still LMAO everytime I see it!! That pic of her grinning that stupid grin is priceless!
@CherryRose – am I going to see Triple Douche Fiedi in Detroit next month? I would rather scoop my eyeballs out with my melon baller and pour vodka straight into the gaping sockets while stabbing my kneecaps with a cheap corkscrew. Answer your question?
Byrdie, that’s my favorite, too! Sometimes I go and find it just so I can have a laugh!
@Dank. I agree. She looks pretty young in that pic!
Me too, Mystie! Those pix make me smile just thinking about ‘em. Jillians’ captions hit the mark on that one. My vote goes for that as the classic of FNH thus far.
She looks like that stupid beeatch who’s hawking Laughing Cow cheese out on the street to anyone who walks by. I can’t stand her.
Her eyebrows remind me of Groucho Marx!
Not that I’m turning against FNH or anything, but I’ve seen RayRay look a lot worse. Most shots of her show off the fact that she doesn’t have a neck. At least with this one you’re so distracted by her expression that you don’t notice her head is lodged in the middle of her chest.
She looks pretty young in these shots, but her expression makes me want to punch her in the face. I saw this episode and her husband looked like a vagrant.
There is a lot of photo shopping taking place in that photo.
Does it really matter? Any picture of this obnoxious woman makes me want to barf. I can’t wait till America has their fill of her and we no longer have to see her staring at us from everywhere or hear her giggle and say stupid things like YUMMO and EVOO.
When will this vapid obnoxious woman go away? Still can’t
believe she has such a following of fools.V scary.
Which takes longer to say EVOO or extra virgin olive oil? Does it matter? No cause she says. EVOO and then says that is extra virgin olive oil anyway.
Olive Garden (Darden) is to Italian food what McDonalds is to a real hamburger. Shit.
Or what Red Lobster (Darden) is to real seafood. Shit.
They (AA) say that you have to hit bottom before you change.
Ray Ray, its time to change, dear.
You can’t get much lower.
That was the worst edited show ever. Obviously, she stopped at places as she traveled around this past year and it showed. Her hair was short, then it had extentsions, then it was short again, then it was slicked back under one of ManPet’s lice-ridden fedoras during a scene where he discovered soap and according to her, actually used it.
He is so slimy and needs to give up the indie rocker gig ASAP. Even his wife’s millions can’t buy him a decent band or, most importantly, talent.
OMG I was just directed to this website and have been driving my DH crazy with my cackling for the past half hour. You rock! Keep ‘em coming. I especially liked the references to BOTH Spinal Tap and Mad Men in the same post.
I like her. She comes across as a down to earth person. I think people should give her a break, she seems very nice.
Isnt Obama just screwing things up left and right? Man.
when i first started watching Rachel Ray I liked her. She was fun in the kitchen, had many good tips, and cooked quick meals. It was great being a bachelor.
But then her voice got scratchy cuz’ she was talking so much bullshit, and the talk show, and yadda yadda..
i used to think she was the hottest thing since sliced bread.
but now i want to hit her in the face with a stale loaf.
I enjoyed her when she was fresh at first. Now more irritating than entertainment. Lots of recipes just yuk not yum-O!