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Hey Rachael Ray, That Fake Snow Looks Like Dandruff
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This magazine cover is everrrywhere. It’s front and center in bookstores and doctors offices. It’s staring at me while I’m waiting in line at Wal-Mart and paying for my groceries at the supermarket. And yet, no matter how many times I see it, I still want to reach down and brush the nasty looking flakes off of her hair with the back of my hand.
Let’s hope there’s a bottle of Selson Blue – or at least the business card of a more competent stylist – inside that pretty silver box she’s holding.
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21 Responses
I couldn’t agree with you more. If that were dandruff, $10 says she got it from her stupid husband. Oh, um, I think you mean Selsun Blue.
YES! This cover has been grossing me out for a week now. I understand it’s supposed to be festive fake snow and all, but it *ruhlly* looks like big ol’ flakes of dandruff. Less is more, Rach!
Oh c’mon… Rachael looks Stunning!!
If by stunning, you mean ‘face like the joker from batman’, then yes, she looks stunning
I am just thankful for the very funny commentary provided by Jillian. I am also thankful that her ugly husband is not on the cover with her. Finally I am thankful that I will not be eating her 60-minute TV dinner that has been shown on FN dozens of times in the last week. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
John(or JAN, as RR pronounces it)would look better if he shaved and cut and washed his hair.
OMG, I saw this in the store today and said the exact same thing!
I would never know it was snow (or supposed to be) if she were not holding a package. She does look pretty in that white sweater, though.
I think you all should come to my place for Thanksgiving. We’re having (drum roll, please): turkey, ham, mashed potatoes with gravy, sweet potato casserole, dressing (it’s a southern thing, ya’ll), creamed spinach, corn bread, baked apples, spinach artichoke dip, and shrimp cocktail. Pecan, apple, and pumpkin pies with french vanilla ice cream for dessert.
Usually a Thanksgiving spread would also include a roast, squash casserole, green bean casserole, and a few other sundries.
But no boxed wine, except for me, and I’m more like…well…something else than boxed wine.
Dinner is at 3!
145,463 is such a random number. Why not make it an even 150,000?
have any of y’all be unfortunate enough to try and read that magazine? holy shit. my wife brought one home from the market one day and I flipped through it and immediately started felling dizzy as vertigo set in. the layout renders the damn thing unreadable. like the art director has add or something. anyways happy thanksgiving to one and all and as usual I’ll be celebrating twice. and there will be lotsa beer all weekend long. I love the holidaze.
I don’t think that’s snow. If it were, how come it’s not on anything else, like the gift box? Selsun Blue? Sistergirl needs a prescription! Martin, maybe you could hook her up?
@Boxedwine, your menu sounds mouthwatering. Wish I could take you up on that!
It’s unreal to me that she is still around…I mean, wtf??
It probably WAS dandruff as she was adapting to the washing instructions that came with her first set of hair extensions a few months ago. That thing has been torturing me for a few weeks now.
Her covers are amazing; she loses 20 lbs. at the drop of an airbrush! I’m jealous!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I’m just getting over a flu bug and hope to keep food down so I don’t make a fool of myself at my husband’s 50th b-day dinner later today.
Not to change the subject but I wonder if Sandra Lee will be making her semi-drunk recipes for her loved ones for Thanksgiving. I am picturing her opening a can of green beans and throwing in a can of cream of mushroom soup and for dessert an angel food cake with canned icing, brown food coloring with vodka vanilla formed into the shape of a turkey.
Did the Gravatars get bigger?
@ Trini, still plenty left, drop on by. Even a good bottle of carmenere still left.
Aunt Sandy has hopped on over to HGTV. And talk about hair extensions – whew! Does anyone know how much those cost? Just curious, don’t really want any. Gobble Gobble!!!!
Oh hey Boxed Wine, where y’all from? I thought we had alot today(turkey ham potato casserole spinach casserole green beans dressing mashed potatoes peas corn bread more bread pumkin roll brownie pie cherry cheescake rasberry chessecake key lime pie gravy deviled eggs candied sweet potatoes)not that I ate any, we had it at my house, just too tired to lift a fork. Full of shit as a stuffed turkey huh? We did have Milos tea with Splenda though. Trying to cut back.
Rachael is NOT photogenic and should stop “gracing” the covers of her magazine. She always has this phoney smile pasted her her face on and what’s with her hair these days? I run across her talk show once in a while and it’s sprayed to within an inch of its life! She has nice hair – she needs a better stylist. And she also needs someone to tell her not to wear those big goofy necklaces. Her neck is short enough without cutting it further in half with that crap.
eww lol i agree not a slick move rich
opps i meant ****rick**** yes even i make spelling errors now please aim the grammar nazi’s gun my way lmmfao