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The Claire Robinson Blow-Up Doll

Published on: November 17, 2009 – 11:16 am by Jillian Madison Comment

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(image from Food Network’s Top 10 Thanksgiving Questions, which aired last night)



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---Thanksgiving Tips: Helpful DO’s and DON’Ts







  1. November 17th, 2009

    /Somebody/ just died in 7 days…

  2. November 17th, 2009

    OMG That is the funniest one yet!!!!!!!!!!!! That is awesome

  3. avatar Teague
    November 17th, 2009

    What was the question and more importantly what was the answer?

  4. November 17th, 2009

    This really needs to be on the best of page

  5. November 17th, 2009

    Teague, Claire was expressing shock and horror that “pumpkin pie” was the #1 most searched thanksgiving recipe on the Food Network’s website.

  6. November 17th, 2009

    what the hell – I’ll take 2

  7. November 17th, 2009

    LMAO I watched this last night and when she made that face, I thought the same thing. Once again, Miss Jillian rules!

  8. avatar Sandra
    November 17th, 2009

    That’s hilarious, did anyone notice how much makeup they are putting on her? They are trying to make look pretty. I guess she’s using Fogelson’s makeup artist.

  9. avatar BOO
    November 17th, 2009

    OMG! I hope there isn’t a string to pull!

  10. November 17th, 2009

    Who IS this twit anyway?? I sort of watched this for about 5 minutes (Aaron McCargo just bugs me…) and was left trying to figure out who this thing was…

    Anyone??

  11. November 17th, 2009

    5 Ingrediant Fix, Claire Robinson

  12. November 17th, 2009

    Another FN person I’ve watched for a total of five minutes.

    As far as the look on her face, I thought she was talking to Mommy D’earest and just found out that you can (a)freeze bacon and (b)use soy sauce as a secret ingredient.

  13. November 17th, 2009

    Or even better still, that Debbie was Korean.

  14. avatar oh_come_on
    November 17th, 2009

    @Rocks67

    U of Memphis/BA Communications > local Memphis TV/Radio > French Culinary Institute > private chef > PBS > FN

    The 5-ingredient idea is silly (IMO) and she’s sillier.
    I can’t watch her.

  15. November 17th, 2009

    I saw this too, funny stuff. I also agree that there was something amiss with the makeup. All the girls looked over done. Except Alex who just looked like the grim reaper on crack.

  16. November 17th, 2009

    Love you long time. Me sucky sucky.

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    avatarAlex replied on: January 3rd, 2010 at 8:56 am

    LMAO!! GOOD ONE :D

  17. November 17th, 2009

    Open mouth, insert……..

  18. avatar Di
    November 17th, 2009

    Oh I thought maybe that was the cover for her new book – “How I REALLY Got My Job at Food Network”

  19. avatar Teague
    November 17th, 2009

    @Di- Good one!!!

  20. avatar JohnO
    November 17th, 2009

    I saw about 5 minutes. For someone tasting deep fried stuffing with a sausage core smothered in gravy the enthusiasm level was a tad over the top.

    And I love Uh-lton Brown, but his verbal tic of saying “uh” every fourth word has become epidemic. It’s become a big distraction.

  21. November 17th, 2009

    @Di: I thought Tushie was gay. Hm, I guess it really is who you blow, instead of what you know.

  22. avatar Sarah
    November 17th, 2009

    Tushie is gay, but that wouldn’t stop him from getting a free hummer. He just closes his eyes and imagines Brian Boitano under the desk .

  23. November 17th, 2009

    dis all you like, I still think she’s cute as a button. I’ve never seen her show though. and I’d be allover some deep fried stuffing nodoubtaboutit.

  24. avatar george
    November 17th, 2009

    I could not believe how she acted when Aaron was making that gravy! She hadn’t even tasted it yet and I thought she was about to have an orgasm.

  25. November 17th, 2009

    Thanks for the info all.

    @Sarah, shame!!! Funny, but shame!!!!

    Anyone get a shot of The grim reaper’s back end?? W.O.W. Thats some junk in dat trunk.

  26. November 17th, 2009

    Oh my Rocks67 – sista is definitely packin’! Durn it! And ya’ll know Claire was thinkin’ ’bout Aaron like – “brotha, I’m fidin’ ta ride you like I got some where to go”!!

  27. November 17th, 2009

    OMG, that photo is hilarious. I watched that trainwreck of a special last night. Sadly, I will never have that hour back in my life.

  28. November 17th, 2009

    The shameless orgasmic reaction to the fried stuffing and sausage balls was enough to put the entire porn industry to shame.

  29. November 17th, 2009

    What?? Claire Robinson is from Memphis? And she graduated from U of M? How had I not heard of her until she was on FN?

  30. November 18th, 2009

    Bow chicka bow wow

  31. November 18th, 2009

    whoa…I saw this bimbo preparing thanksgiving potatoes last night. and while I still find her attractive, her manner of speaking is off-putting. she does that oprah arena announcer thing and that drives me nuts. perhaps she could tone it down a notch or two.

  32. avatar Delmer
    November 18th, 2009

    She looks like she’s wearing a pajama top in that photo.

  33. avatar jsalik
    November 19th, 2009

    Impressive I wonder if that will be the next food network challenge.. I still would though

  34. November 19th, 2009

    That’s definitely porn star lipstick and lipliner if I’ve ever seen it. And I haven’t because I don’t partake of porn, but somehow I do know these things. Porn stars do not know how to properly apply lipstick and lipliner. They’re worse than Robert Smith.

  35. December 16th, 2009

    ZOMG WTH! I met this chick. Why fire evryone on sight? She needs some serious work from what I hear. Gotta stand by my Peeps. BPR4, OL’ Stally is allways lookin’ out for ya, what is a warlock for. “For the Alliance”. She is obviously a horde player. ( I am talking about “World of Warcraft” people). peace >.<

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