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The Claire Robinson Blow-Up Doll
---Claire Robinson: “That’s What She Said”
---Claire Robinson On The Front Page Of Bimbo Bakeries
---Claire Robinson Removed From Food Network’s “Chefs” Page
---The Whore-ification Of Claire Robinson
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The Claire Robinson Blow-Up Doll
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(image from Food Network’s Top 10 Thanksgiving Questions, which aired last night)
Other posts on Food Network Humor:
---The Claire Robinson Blow-Up Doll v3.0---Claire Robinson: “That’s What She Said”
---Claire Robinson On The Front Page Of Bimbo Bakeries
---Claire Robinson Removed From Food Network’s “Chefs” Page
---The Whore-ification Of Claire Robinson
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46 Responses
/Somebody/ just died in 7 days…
OMG That is the funniest one yet!!!!!!!!!!!! That is awesome
What was the question and more importantly what was the answer?
This really needs to be on the best of page
Teague, Claire was expressing shock and horror that “pumpkin pie” was the #1 most searched thanksgiving recipe on the Food Network’s website.
what the hell – I’ll take 2
LMAO I watched this last night and when she made that face, I thought the same thing. Once again, Miss Jillian rules!
That’s hilarious, did anyone notice how much makeup they are putting on her? They are trying to make look pretty. I guess she’s using Fogelson’s makeup artist.
OMG! I hope there isn’t a string to pull!
Who IS this twit anyway?? I sort of watched this for about 5 minutes (Aaron McCargo just bugs me…) and was left trying to figure out who this thing was…
Anyone??
5 Ingrediant Fix, Claire Robinson
Another FN person I’ve watched for a total of five minutes.
As far as the look on her face, I thought she was talking to Mommy D’earest and just found out that you can (a)freeze bacon and (b)use soy sauce as a secret ingredient.
Or even better still, that Debbie was Korean.
@Rocks67
U of Memphis/BA Communications > local Memphis TV/Radio > French Culinary Institute > private chef > PBS > FN
The 5-ingredient idea is silly (IMO) and she’s sillier.
I can’t watch her.
I saw this too, funny stuff. I also agree that there was something amiss with the makeup. All the girls looked over done. Except Alex who just looked like the grim reaper on crack.
Love you long time. Me sucky sucky.
LMAO!! GOOD ONE :D
Open mouth, insert……..
Oh I thought maybe that was the cover for her new book – “How I REALLY Got My Job at Food Network”
@Di- Good one!!!
I saw about 5 minutes. For someone tasting deep fried stuffing with a sausage core smothered in gravy the enthusiasm level was a tad over the top.
And I love Uh-lton Brown, but his verbal tic of saying “uh” every fourth word has become epidemic. It’s become a big distraction.
@Di: I thought Tushie was gay. Hm, I guess it really is who you blow, instead of what you know.
Tushie is gay, but that wouldn’t stop him from getting a free hummer. He just closes his eyes and imagines Brian Boitano under the desk .
dis all you like, I still think she’s cute as a button. I’ve never seen her show though. and I’d be allover some deep fried stuffing nodoubtaboutit.
I could not believe how she acted when Aaron was making that gravy! She hadn’t even tasted it yet and I thought she was about to have an orgasm.
Thanks for the info all.
@Sarah, shame!!! Funny, but shame!!!!
Anyone get a shot of The grim reaper’s back end?? W.O.W. Thats some junk in dat trunk.
Oh my Rocks67 – sista is definitely packin’! Durn it! And ya’ll know Claire was thinkin’ ’bout Aaron like – “brotha, I’m fidin’ ta ride you like I got some where to go”!!
OMG, that photo is hilarious. I watched that trainwreck of a special last night. Sadly, I will never have that hour back in my life.
The shameless orgasmic reaction to the fried stuffing and sausage balls was enough to put the entire porn industry to shame.
What?? Claire Robinson is from Memphis? And she graduated from U of M? How had I not heard of her until she was on FN?
Bow chicka bow wow
whoa…I saw this bimbo preparing thanksgiving potatoes last night. and while I still find her attractive, her manner of speaking is off-putting. she does that oprah arena announcer thing and that drives me nuts. perhaps she could tone it down a notch or two.
She looks like she’s wearing a pajama top in that photo.
Impressive I wonder if that will be the next food network challenge.. I still would though
That’s definitely porn star lipstick and lipliner if I’ve ever seen it. And I haven’t because I don’t partake of porn, but somehow I do know these things. Porn stars do not know how to properly apply lipstick and lipliner. They’re worse than Robert Smith.
ZOMG WTH! I met this chick. Why fire evryone on sight? She needs some serious work from what I hear. Gotta stand by my Peeps. BPR4, OL’ Stally is allways lookin’ out for ya, what is a warlock for. “For the Alliance”. She is obviously a horde player. ( I am talking about “World of Warcraft” people). peace >.<
Claire sucks as the new host of Food Network Challenge! She seems out of it, and says the word “awesome” way to many times!!! Please get her off the show!!!
Claire is cute…until she opens her horse mouth. If she could just keep her mouth closed, she wouldn’t be ugly anymore. But when she opens her barn door mouth with her horse teeth, which she does every 2 seconds, she looks like a brunette Tori Spelling.
I wish they did make,a Claire blowup doll cuz,I buy it for a one dollar! I need to give a,some babe a spanking!!!!
She made that face after she saw how big my dick is. (12 inches)
I agree with an above comment. She is a terrible host on FoodNetwork Challenge. I really wish they would do away with her. Her raspy, nasty voice is not one for being a host. Also her horse face saying awesome all the time is annoying. The muppet looking dude that is now a judge wasn’t much better but Claire is even worse than him. Also, her make-up needs to be toned down. She is definitely a brunette Tori Spelling with the bug-eyes, horse face and all. I find her repulsive to look at…….
so your gay u can’t help it
Oh the muppet looking dude is Keegan. The only good thing about him hosting was he understood cakes & sugar work. Claire/horseface has no clue. Her being a host is pointless. She is not cute, Has a horrible voice. Has zero knowledge of being a pastry chef…yet they pick her. Hire someone with a little pastry experience who doesn’t have to be gorgeous but isn’t repulsive to look at or listen to.
Id spend 999.99 for that, she’s hot so she can be dumb and annoying! Id toss salad with her
looks like she wants to be a sperm bank not a blowup doll
I would so luv to see claire robinson nude!