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The Claire Robinson Blow-Up Doll
Posted on November 17th 2009 by Jillian Madison

    46 Responses

  1. Zach says:

    /Somebody/ just died in 7 days…

  2. hairball says:

    OMG That is the funniest one yet!!!!!!!!!!!! That is awesome

  3. Teague says:

    What was the question and more importantly what was the answer?

  4. hairball says:

    This really needs to be on the best of page

  5. Teague, Claire was expressing shock and horror that “pumpkin pie” was the #1 most searched thanksgiving recipe on the Food Network’s website.

  6. what the hell – I’ll take 2

  7. jamie.thomas says:

    LMAO I watched this last night and when she made that face, I thought the same thing. Once again, Miss Jillian rules!

  8. Sandra says:

    That’s hilarious, did anyone notice how much makeup they are putting on her? They are trying to make look pretty. I guess she’s using Fogelson’s makeup artist.

  9. BOO says:

    OMG! I hope there isn’t a string to pull!

  10. rocks67 says:

    Who IS this twit anyway?? I sort of watched this for about 5 minutes (Aaron McCargo just bugs me…) and was left trying to figure out who this thing was…

    Anyone??

  11. jamie.thomas says:

    5 Ingrediant Fix, Claire Robinson

  12. byrdie says:

    Another FN person I’ve watched for a total of five minutes.

    As far as the look on her face, I thought she was talking to Mommy D’earest and just found out that you can (a)freeze bacon and (b)use soy sauce as a secret ingredient.

  13. byrdie says:

    Or even better still, that Debbie was Korean.

  14. oh_come_on says:

    @Rocks67

    U of Memphis/BA Communications > local Memphis TV/Radio > French Culinary Institute > private chef > PBS > FN

    The 5-ingredient idea is silly (IMO) and she’s sillier.
    I can’t watch her.

  15. Cherylf2112 says:

    I saw this too, funny stuff. I also agree that there was something amiss with the makeup. All the girls looked over done. Except Alex who just looked like the grim reaper on crack.

  16. Cherylf2112 says:

    Love you long time. Me sucky sucky.

  17. Motzi Greps says:

    Open mouth, insert……..

  18. Di says:

    Oh I thought maybe that was the cover for her new book – “How I REALLY Got My Job at Food Network”

  19. Teague says:

    @Di- Good one!!!

  20. JohnO says:

    I saw about 5 minutes. For someone tasting deep fried stuffing with a sausage core smothered in gravy the enthusiasm level was a tad over the top.

    And I love Uh-lton Brown, but his verbal tic of saying “uh” every fourth word has become epidemic. It’s become a big distraction.

  21. Alex says:

    @Di: I thought Tushie was gay. Hm, I guess it really is who you blow, instead of what you know.

  22. Sarah says:

    Tushie is gay, but that wouldn’t stop him from getting a free hummer. He just closes his eyes and imagines Brian Boitano under the desk .

  23. dis all you like, I still think she’s cute as a button. I’ve never seen her show though. and I’d be allover some deep fried stuffing nodoubtaboutit.

  24. george says:

    I could not believe how she acted when Aaron was making that gravy! She hadn’t even tasted it yet and I thought she was about to have an orgasm.

  25. rocks67 says:

    Thanks for the info all.

    @Sarah, shame!!! Funny, but shame!!!!

    Anyone get a shot of The grim reaper’s back end?? W.O.W. Thats some junk in dat trunk.

  26. Cherylf2112 says:

    Oh my Rocks67 – sista is definitely packin’! Durn it! And ya’ll know Claire was thinkin’ ’bout Aaron like – “brotha, I’m fidin’ ta ride you like I got some where to go”!!

  27. Betty Crocker says:

    OMG, that photo is hilarious. I watched that trainwreck of a special last night. Sadly, I will never have that hour back in my life.

  28. Alex says:

    The shameless orgasmic reaction to the fried stuffing and sausage balls was enough to put the entire porn industry to shame.

  29. What?? Claire Robinson is from Memphis? And she graduated from U of M? How had I not heard of her until she was on FN?

  30. Cherylf2112 says:

    Bow chicka bow wow

  31. whoa…I saw this bimbo preparing thanksgiving potatoes last night. and while I still find her attractive, her manner of speaking is off-putting. she does that oprah arena announcer thing and that drives me nuts. perhaps she could tone it down a notch or two.

  32. Delmer says:

    She looks like she’s wearing a pajama top in that photo.

  33. jsalik says:

    Impressive I wonder if that will be the next food network challenge.. I still would though

  34. That’s definitely porn star lipstick and lipliner if I’ve ever seen it. And I haven’t because I don’t partake of porn, but somehow I do know these things. Porn stars do not know how to properly apply lipstick and lipliner. They’re worse than Robert Smith.

  35. Stallia says:

    ZOMG WTH! I met this chick. Why fire evryone on sight? She needs some serious work from what I hear. Gotta stand by my Peeps. BPR4, OL’ Stally is allways lookin’ out for ya, what is a warlock for. “For the Alliance”. She is obviously a horde player. ( I am talking about “World of Warcraft” people). peace >.<

  36. lisa says:

    Claire sucks as the new host of Food Network Challenge! She seems out of it, and says the word “awesome” way to many times!!! Please get her off the show!!!

  37. abebush says:

    Claire is cute…until she opens her horse mouth. If she could just keep her mouth closed, she wouldn’t be ugly anymore. But when she opens her barn door mouth with her horse teeth, which she does every 2 seconds, she looks like a brunette Tori Spelling.

  38. Daniel says:

    I wish they did make,a Claire blowup doll cuz,I buy it for a one dollar! I need to give a,some babe a spanking!!!!

  39. Guy Trout says:

    She made that face after she saw how big my dick is. (12 inches)

  40. Ben says:

    I agree with an above comment. She is a terrible host on FoodNetwork Challenge. I really wish they would do away with her. Her raspy, nasty voice is not one for being a host. Also her horse face saying awesome all the time is annoying. The muppet looking dude that is now a judge wasn’t much better but Claire is even worse than him. Also, her make-up needs to be toned down. She is definitely a brunette Tori Spelling with the bug-eyes, horse face and all. I find her repulsive to look at…….

  41. Ben says:

    Oh the muppet looking dude is Keegan. The only good thing about him hosting was he understood cakes & sugar work. Claire/horseface has no clue. Her being a host is pointless. She is not cute, Has a horrible voice. Has zero knowledge of being a pastry chef…yet they pick her. Hire someone with a little pastry experience who doesn’t have to be gorgeous but isn’t repulsive to look at or listen to.

  42. nick says:

    Id spend 999.99 for that, she’s hot so she can be dumb and annoying! Id toss salad with her

  43. SpeedStick says:

    looks like she wants to be a sperm bank not a blowup doll

  44. Doc says:

    I would so luv to see claire robinson nude!

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