Comments on: The Guy Fieri Doucheometer [Part 3]

By: tutta

tutta — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 08:41:38 +0000

thank you for creating this site and restoring some faith in humanity for me..i thought i was the only one so bothered by him and wondered why he is so damn popular. i just saw “tailgate warriors” for a minute and had to google douche and guy fieri to see what shows up after recalling his name which i keep forgetting..i cant stand him!!!! its like he is trying to parody a douche, but i think he really thinks he is hot shit. spike hair is cool/edgy/original if you are a boy named bart simpson, or a punk in the 1970′s/80′s. is his bleach blond hair trying to show solidarity with the northern cali gay community? does he drink so much JAck because he cant stand what a douche he really is? or does it cause him to be a douche?chicken or egg thing i guess. and doesnt he realize that people look down on guido’s , or does he take pride in being italian american trash like the jersey shore people? well at least he doesnt wear oakleys. after this on a seperate tab i checked to see if he shows up on urban dictionary-check it out.. thanks for the pick me up and for making it easier to show my foreign girlfriend what a douchebag is, i think she gets it now..seriously…

By: ArmadilloPepper

ArmadilloPepper — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:37:51 +0000

When are you going to add a link where we can purchae your Doucheometer for other people we know?

By: Lana

Lana — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:52:05 +0000

@Ferd, that was f’ing brilliant. lmao here.

@Stephanie, Fieri a Juggalo? You know, I think you’re on to something there. He does kinda channel Violent J a little, huh!

@Barb, I claim no expertise in street terms, but if there is a subtle difference, I think of a ‘tool’ as a jerk, and a ‘douche’ as a jerk who doesn’t realize he is one. lol

By: Barb

Barb — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:53:27 +0000

Yes, I know what a tool and a douche are, but when looking at a picture of Guy, how does one tell the difference? I’m looking for subtle difference in meaning here.

By: Cherylf2112

Cherylf2112 — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:04:23 +0000

I absolutely despise seeing a grown man in a sleeveless shirt unless he’s a basketball player. Who wants to see that nasty ass armpit hair sticking out all over the place? Goddammit I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.