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Move over, Ty-Flo. There’s some new ego in town.
Sunny Anderson joined Guy Fieri in the kitchen on today’s episode of Guy’s Big Bite. She grabbed a tray of veggies out of the oven, and Guy ordered her to “put it down on that trivet over there.” Imagine our horror when the camera panned left and we noticed this wasn’t just any ordinary trivet, but instead was a clunky metal trivet shaped GUY FIERI’S BIG UGLY HEAD.
Seriously??? Who has a trivet of THEIR OWN HEAD? Oh, that’s right, the same douchebag who SIGNS HIS OWN REFRIGERATOR.
Look at the pointy metal hair pieces on that thing! It doesn’t even look safe. It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
Sunny was having some fun and holding it up to her face when a 100% serious Fieri snapped, “Don’t you make fun of that. My buddy STRETCH made that for me.”
Oooooooooooh. His buddy STRETCH made that for him! Well, that makes it all okay!
Question of the hour: what’s more pathetic? The fact that this piece of shit trivet exists, or that a 41-year old man is hanging out with someone named STRETCH?
[Added bonus: later in the episode, Fieri gave Sunny one of his ugly squirt bottles. She said, "Thanks, I'm gonna take it home and put it on my bookshelf. Then I'm going to sell it on eBay." No one wants those stupid things, and Sunny had the nerve to call Fieri out on it on his own show. Priceless!]
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