Archives for "December, 2009"
BREAKING STORY: Is Cablevision Dropping HGTV and Food Network?
Cablevision / Optimum Online customers have been seeing a menacing message scrolling across the bottom of their television screens, saying that they may be losing Food Network and HGTV at midnight tonight. They provided a phone number, and suggested we all call it immediately to prevent this from happening. I called the phone number, which [...]
Food Network Humor Is Now 1 Year Old
Food Network Humor just turned 1 year old – and what an amazing year it’s been! Instead of doing the typical year-end wrap up, I wanted to take this opportunity to sincerely thank all of the readers and supporters of this blog. Because of you, Food Network Humor has evolved and grown into the bustling [...]
10 Things I Don’t Want To See On The Food Network In 2010
1. Annoying family members Enough is enough, Food Network. I’m watching your channel to pick up some new culinary tips… not to watch John Cusimano clumsily following Rachael Ray around a souvenir shop in Hawaii. Here’s a general rule of thumb: if the family members aren’t adding anything of value to the program (I’m looking [...]
Photos Of Famous Chefs When They Were Young
[The internet doesn't offer a lot of background info on the Food Network chefs, so compiling the photos for this post was a painstaking process! The photos are from Chefography episodes, and other random shows I happened to catch over the last 12 months. Some of 'em were really cute back in the day... and [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










