Best Of FNH, Closed Captions, Rachael Ray »
30 Minute Meals – Closed Captioned
Published on: December 11, 2009 – 8:36 pm by Jillian Madison 
Comment
Other posts on Food Network Humor:
---The Food Network: Closed Captioned (12/18/09)---The Food Network: Closed Captioned
---Anne Burrell: Closed Captioned
---The Food Network: Closed Captioned
---Aaron McCargo, Closed Captioned For The Grammatically Impaired
1 Trackback(s)
- Jan 29, 2010: Cardiogirl: 19% body fat 100% fun » Blog Archive » Food Network Humor where have you been all my life?
THIS WEEK: Ina Garten's "beginner" recipes, new Food Network shows starting in September, thumbing through an issue of Semi-Homemade magazine, Rachael Ray's daytime talk show, Aarti's "accountability group", Claire Robinson on Big Daddy's House, another sensual reading of Alex Guarnaschelli's tweets, sink or swim voicemail, and much more.
The last one is… creepy.
I agree…I was dumbfounded!
If I were her I’d get a refund on that Botox, they made her right eyebrow higher than her left. Creepshow!
Jillian, PLEASE make this into an FNH Exclusive Series!
I was thinking of doing a post at the end of each week… sort of a “What I Watched This Week” – with the funniest closed captions.
The one of her holding the nuts just makes me laugh my ass off every time I look at it.
“I was thinking of doing a post at the end of each week… sort of a “What I Watched This Week” – with the funniest closed captions.”
PLEASE do that!
yeah I chuckle every time she mentions her nuts.
Yeah, I agree; Jillian, please do that!
Just about as bad as Food Network Challenge the other night, where the competitors were waxing rhapsodic about blowing dolphins…
This would make a great weekly post. Last night I was watching her make some disgusting looking stoup and she declared…and I quote “I can’t keep my hands off the sausage.”
Bacause of RayRay I can’t even make a PB&J without thinking ‘ Should I Keep My PeanutButter In The Freezer Too! ‘
Jillian, a recap would be great!
L-M-A-O.
Don’t you think she looks like Carol Burnett in the 3rd snap?
Can someone pleeeeaaaasssse tell me why she’s still carrying all that crap to her work space? I cannot watch her anymore!
She soooo looks like carol Burnett. The mouth. Good call!
Yeah, Carol Burnett showing off her brand new dentures!
Exactly, and that GB is straight from the 70’s.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LOL
BoxedWine, hope you got settled in! Hawaeed sounds way to cool!
Thanks! It is beautiful here!
OMG I just realized I have a top that looks like that. Should I be afraid???? I like it on me and dear god, I like it on her too.
YES!
Be VERY VERY afraid!!!
Yes. But as long as you don’t start saying “Yummo” or selling off your name to brands like it’s the last days of Pompeii, you’ll be alright.
LMAO @ both
last one = win
i agree with alex, definitely do this with other fn personalities.
Yes, there should be a closed captioned feature.
I tried poking my yokes before scrambling them yesterday and what a difference it makes. It took half the time it use to. Thanks for road mapping that for me Rach. You should really try it, kids.
OMG if I hear her say ” KIDS ” again, I will call FN and tell them they can all f*ck me running!! I can almost handle the ” EVOO ” and ” GB ” but that damn ” KIDS ” gets my ” DAM BP ” up! And we all know I need a pill now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She looks like she is preggo in the top picture!!
I don’t wanna think of Rachel getting stuffed. That’s between her and Mr. Ray.
Squarebob, I don’t know why your comment got low ratings. I thought it was funny, and I agree! Much better than the comment below yours, which deservedly got low ratings.
She’s married to John Cusimano. Mr. Ray is her father…
Well, Rach has the nicest badonkadonk ever. That work of art is a damn good beer rest. I’d eat a mile of her chit just to see where it came from. Nicest ass ever.
In other words GO AWAY!
Hello Mr. Ray.
I don’t know if it’s the same episode but last night she made some sort of holiday meal and she made Jacques Pepin (sp?) style potatoes. Then she had the audacity to say (and I’m paraphrasing here but it’s pretty close) “I love Jacques Pepin because LIKE ME he tells stories while he cooks.” Man has her career ever gone to her self-proclaimed big head! That said, the meal looked delicious.
I also tell stories when I cook. No one is around, of course, so I have to yell them loud enough for my neighbors to hear.
those potatoes looked 169% kickass
After seeing the “foodie Gifts post” I say again:
Oh feakin God.
Man, is she ever showin’ her age these days. And not in a classy way, either.
The sad news is, that episode is over 3 years old (before the haircut and extensions she now wears). Those shirts are so 2006.
Those faces, the words–priceless! Rayray in a nutshell. XD
Oh my, the nut one is just too funny. I have to stop looking at it.
I know, I seriously can’t stop laughing at that one xD
Just to clarify, these are the ACTUAL closed captions that Scripps included with the broadcast of this show. I didn’t make them up!
She is just so damn annoying!
wipes tears away. Everytime I see the second picture I start laughing as a harpy voice screeches the caption in my head!!!
[...] thanks to Food Network Humor, you can read what she’s saying and see her crazy facial expressions. Surprisingly, they’re not making up what she’s saying; they’re actual screen [...]