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Anne Burrell »

Anne Burrell Hates Saggy Boobs… ALLEGEDLY!
Posted on December 6th 2009 by Jillian Madison

Anne Burrell, the hyperactive chef and lover of brown foods, is being sued for discrimination. A few women are claiming Burrell harassed them with sexist slurs while they were all working together at a NYC restaurant called Centro Vinoteca. The suit claims only the women were discriminated against.

While being sued isn’t funny, the things Anne Burrell allegedly said ARE:

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The plaintiffs claimed Burrell called them “slutty,” “ho’s”, and “whores”, and one even said Burrell accused her of faking an ovarian cyst. So apparently, Anne Burrell is able to diagnose a woman’s reproductive organs with her eyes. Who knew!

Perhaps FNH reader Sonia said it best: “It looks like Anne Burrell will need to schedule the next cookie swap party around her court dates.”

Good luck, Anne. Remind me to wear my most supportive bra should we ever meet.



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    36 Responses

  1. pukey says:

    well that’s disheartening. nothing more upsetting than women on women sexism, especially in an industry where women are already disrespected by men.

  2. DesignerJeans says:

    That’s a bummer if true. So much her TV shows if found guilty. You know, because bob tushie is “all about the integrity” and all.

    Cough.

    Robert Irvine.

  3. Deven says:

    Totally agreed with Pukey on this one. That’s awful!

  4. Tyler Peel says:

    “So apparently, Anne Burrell is able to diagnose a woman’s reproductive organs with her eyes. Who knew!”

    It could be true if she was wearing Guy Fieri’s designer see-through-women’s-panties sunglasses? It would certainly answer a few riddles that know one really cares about!

  5. BoxedWine says:

    While I don’t have saggy boobs, I wouldn’t mind a boob job. But Anne, this is what happens as we age, it’s natural. Let’s accept that (as I get a lil lipo, a little ass lift, and a boob job……HAHAHAHA).

    • BoxedWine says:

      OH! But she did cross the line with the cyst claim. I had two surgeries for this in the last few months, cysts the size of grapefruits. Yeah Anne, have that, have an ovary, fallopian tube, and some cysts removed twice at 29 then come talk to me about “faking” it. Oh and a pretty 8 inch vertical scar for it all. WooHoo! (I’m lucky, it wasn’t cancer, so it’s all gravy….)

      • pukey says:

        wow i feel for you. i had an ovarian cyst years ago that ruptured and i had to have emergency surgery because a blood vessel burst and i had internal bleeding. so i know your pain!

      • BoxedWine says:

        Unbelievably painful, I’ve heard too when they burst, but at the size they were and I’m quite petite, wow, that was worse than childbirth. I feel for you too.

      • BOO says:

        Yep! I’ve been there to! At 20, work thought I was wanting time off. Next day I was in emergency surgery! So duck her!

  6. Zach says:

    If this is all very true, she will be spooning ceviche out of a wormy apple in no time.

  7. BOO says:

    OK, now that I LOOK at the pic’s captions, looks like the family album!!!! Jus’ sayin’…………..

  8. Layona says:

    Unless Anne has had a boob job, her breasts are probably saggy too.

    • jpquinlan says:

      my thoughts exactly…screw her one of her former coworkers should have plastered a wide load sign to her ass and just laughed at her pompousness

  9. Lana says:

    I must admit, the “you must be tired …” thingy IS a pretty funny slam. In the right context (best friend, etc) it’d be hilarious. Totally gonna use it.

    But, uh, definitely not with any employees. So I guess I’ll chalk this up to “things I learned from Anne Burrell.”

    • Syd says:

      Hell, I have said it to friends. But never at work.

      Am I the only one a little disappointed that there weren’t some claims of actual S-E-X involved?

  10. Betty Crocker says:

    I’m with you on that one, Lana. To a close friend, yes it could be pretty funny. Employees or co-workers, no.

  11. Motzi Greps says:

    This is pretty alarming news and definitely a career-altering level of stupidity on Burrell’s part.

    Can’t say I’m all that surprised though. This woman had all the earmarks of a loose cannon. The fact that she unleashed her scorn on coworkers is pretty hideous. Nice going!

  12. Gregg says:

    Anne Burrell allegedly has man hands. On second thought, after looking at those pictures, I’ll take the word ‘allegedly’ out of that statement. And what does she use to style her hair, a grill brush?

  13. Di says:

    Well I never thought that “subtlety” was her middle name ;)
    But, maybe she is a total a**hole.
    Or maybe they are disgruntled former employees trying to make a quick easy buck off of her.
    All will be revealed . . .

  14. The Nice Other Liz says:

    Maybe she hit on them and they didn’t accept so she got nasty..nothing is worse then a sexist lesbo….

  15. detroit66 says:

    HOLY MOTHER OF GOD…..MANNE BURPELL is FUGLY

  16. [...] OR, YOU COULD EVEN MAKE A PAIR OF SAGGY BOOBS FOR ANNE BURRELL! [...]

  17. Katrinks says:

    Oh my! A foul-mouthed chef, whoever heard of such a thing?

    (Has anyone actually watched the reality cooking shows?)

  18. Sam says:

    The cooking world is often times not the friendliest place. That said I find it unlikely Anne made those comments maliciously or unfairly. The roughness build comradery if your not a little bitch.

    “If you can’t take the heat get out of the kitchen.”

  19. Anne Fan!!! says:

    It does not matter what anyone says …. Anne Burrell is a beautiful woman!!!! and who cares what she says about anyone else!!!!! You go Anne !!!! and if you dont like something about somebody let them know……Its better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you are not !!!!!!! Anne Burrell ROCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  20. Cheryl says:

    I found this site just wanting to know more about the chef that Rocks, and my comment is SERIOUSLY PEOPLE , GET A LIFE. ENOUGH SAID

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