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Create Your Own Holiday Sweater: FNH READER SUBMISSIONS
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A few weeks ago, we told you about an addicting little website that lets you stitch your own virtual holiday sweaters. We asked you guys to send in your funniest Food Network creations, and you delivered! They were all exceptional, but these were our favorites:
FOR SANDRA LEE:

FOR INA:


FOR GIADA:

FOR ALTON:


FOR GUY:

FOR PAULA:


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22 Responses
That Alton formula one is awesome! I’d wear that, even though I don’t understand it. Chem was never my thing.
I was with a bunch of kids a few years ago and said “Oh Bother” and they all cracked up. I have no kids, who knew it was a Winney the Pooh bit? Not me but they ate it up. Ha! Guess that’s why he says it all the time!? Don’t know but I think it’s hilarious. I love you Alton!!!!!
Very Merry Clever!! Good job to all!
Thanks, everyone. Oh, what fun!
I like the Alton “Oh Bother” one with his hair & glasses on top…there should be an actual t-shirt of this! I’d wear it! :D
Why thank you. It is my gift of love to AB ;)
but now how do I send it to him?
I would also wear it if it were in more than larger than average sizes. Sweaters and I don’t get along. Any possibilty of ONE SIZE FITS ALL T-shirts? What a great Christmas gift!
Great Funnies Everyone! Yep I love AB’s best, and Aunt (hic)(burfpff)Toddy comes in very true!
LOL!! Good one, BOO!! Good one!!!
I raise my glass (hic) in salute to you for your comment, BOO!
Here’s a glass raised to the First (hic) Lady of New York!
Aunt (hic) Sandy, I salute you!
Gosh, everyone’s is awesome!!!! I love the butter melting one. Wow.
That website should open up some sort of online store where you can buy the sweater you created. I’m sure some of the members here would do just that.
I love the Ho Ho Ho Alton Brown one, I just saw that Iron Chef America episode and LOL when he explained it :-)
Nice work folks!!
These are great! I was happy my Ina one made it! :)
Thanks Jillian for having this on, you have some very unique and creative followers. I hope you all have a great Christmas and thanks FNH for giving me some serious(non-alcoholic)cheer! Not that I wouldn’t take the latter if you sent it my way. Merry Merry!
Love the chem equation one, made me laugh!
Merry Christmas to us all…………and to all a good night, with foodnetworkhumor. Thanks Jillian, you’re THE best!
Awesome sweaters. I do cross stitch and duplicate stitch embroidery, and what’s scary is these sweaters are actually (gulp) doable.
Glad you guys like the chemistry one for Alton – my roommate is a chem student, so I have to see this stuff all the time. But he is my favorite FN personality and has certainly made me a better cook.
(first post btw, so hello to everyone and Merry Christmas!)
Me and Sandra Lee were pretty much watsed during the entire 80s and I am pretty damned sure she did Charlene Tilton from the ‘Dallas’ fame while I ran cover for her. Soiling the entire coatroom and being sloppy drunk is no way to go through life, but she made a career of it.