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Create Your Own Holiday Sweater
Published on: December 10, 2009 – 10:20 am by Jillian Madison 
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I stumbled on a really cool website today that lets you stitch your own virtual holiday sweater. Here’s what I made for FNH-land:
You can choose from several different colors, patterns, and stitches, and there’s even a handy pair of scissors at your disposal for when you mess up. It’s really fun, and the options are endless. Why, you could make…
A CHILI PEPPER SWEATER FOR BOBBY FLAY!
OR A PAIR OF UGLY SUNGLASSES
FOR GUY FIERI!
YOU COULD MAKE A FESTIVE LITTLE NUMBER
FOR AUNT SANDY-CLAUS TO WEAR TO HER
NEXT HOLIDAY PARTY
OR, YOU COULD EVEN MAKE A PAIR OF
SAGGY BOOBS FOR ANNE BURRELL!
The site can be found here – but beware, it automatically plays some annoying music. And as an added incentive, if enough people send us their funny foodie creations, we’ll post them here on FNH. Have fun!
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---This Just Into The FNH Newsroom
---Food Network’s Corny Cookie Swap Video
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Brilliant! :-D hehehe
so funny! I just did one but how do i send it to you?
Hit print screen on your keyboard and paste it into a graphics program (Word might even work too) and just email it to me via the “contact” tab on top!
I want the boobie one for my Fugly Sweater party! Maybe Anne will let me borrow it…
What’s really funny is that I’d actually wear some of those. I would totally rock that boob sweater out. It’s hilarrrrrrrious.
Okay. I don’t plan on getting any work done for at least a good 2 hours now.
You could even stitch a fake little nose onto those sunglasses and turn it into a disguise for Guy Ferry. Because he is sooooooo popular and in demand now.
LMAO
Oh, how GAY! I love it.
Fieri would wear his sweater backwards as his sunglasses are usually on the back of his head.
CRISP!
LOL!!!
while I despise cheesy holiday sweaters, I would so wear the chile pepper one. and I’m lmao@cr…
post the link. I want to play
The link is in the article but here it is again
http://kcaiholidaycard.com/
OMFG! The Anne sweater is money! LOL!!! Maybe Booby needs the boob sweater instead!
Booby’s looks like his limp schlong.
These are funny. I think the Guy Fieri pattern should feature the glasses on the back of the sweater near the neck!
Lol, CherryRose! I didn’t see your post. I guess great minds think alike. :)
LOL “I’m with stupid” is the best !!!
Thanks, Jillian – looks like a fun site :)
I can’t stop laughing!
The Ferry glasses could double for the Ms. Boobs bra sweater.
I made a few:
One for Marc Summers, because we do not give him enough attention:
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/9135/marcsweater.jpg
One for our Aunt Sandy:
http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/7168/sandysweater.jpg
And Ina Garten:
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/8403/sweatera.jpg
Wow. Those are amazing.
Holy moly they are! Although, I can’t quite understand what the Marc Summers one is. I need some enlightenment!
it’s a noose, because he sounds and acts so depressed when he is on Unwrapped.
Hilarious I especially like the “Ho” sweater for Aunt Drunky.
I really don’t know which one I like the best!! But somehow I’m leaning toward the “stupid” one.
I wanted to do one with “Santa” Michael Groover eating Rudolph for dinner but had technical difficulties. :(
AB…
Sweater: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IOWryyiUVOg/SyFf-EfTDHI/AAAAAAAAAFo/tHjhWwhLkZ4/s1600-h/sweater.jpg
the saggy boobs sweater should be for bobby flay you can always see his man boobs:)
I made one, but nothing happens when I hit the print screen on my keyboard. :(
Okay I figured it out. Here is one for dear Ina. :)
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c170/lalenalove/sweater1.jpg
Can’t believe nobody did one for Sunny Anderson. You could crochet in a 40 of Colt 45 and a big old fattie .
let’s not forget about all of the sexual innuendo you can make with the Neely’s.
“STUFFING SANTA’S SACK”
“PACKING THE COOKIES”
“DECKING THE HALLS” ha ha ha!
I’m sorry, I actually think Anne Burrell has a nice rack. I mean, even as a woman I can appreciate a voluptuous bosom.
Im pretty sure the sweater was in reference to her boob comments not her own personal rack so dont get to offended
S9, if you read FNH, or click on the “saggy boob” link in the post, you’d know I was not talking about Anne’s own boobs. I was referencing the “saggy boob” comment she allegedly made to her coworker.
I think Sandra Lee coould borrow Anne’s sweater – no problem.
how true.
Sweater for Paula!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/dolphinion/Paula.jpg
I graduated from kcai and that is the school’s virtual holiday card this year. I’ve found everybody’s sweaters hilarious, keep it up.
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Crazy.. From my school’s website. I know I’m a little late but you’re freaking me out.