Paula Deen »
Danny Boome Likes Paula Deen’s “Pearl Necklace”
Published on: December 13, 2009 – 2:51 pm by Jillian Madison 
Comment
Danny Boome joined Paula Deen in the kitchen on today’s episode of Paula’s Party. For whatever reason, Danny thought it would be fun to film a cooking segment in an elf costume that had dozens of annoying little jingling balls sewn onto it. Paula called him out, and this is the actual conversation that followed:
Paula Deen then let out a cackle that made it crystal clear she knew what sort of “pearl necklace” Danny was referencing. Danny gets 10 points for his quick-witted Bea Arthur-esque response, but loses 10 points for making me think about Paula Deen’s sex life. Yelch.
Other posts on Food Network Humor:
---The Best Thing Danny Boome Ever Ate---Woman’s World Invites Us To “Party Like Paula Deen”
---Ridiculous Food Network Product Of The Week: Paula Deen Hey Y’All Brooch
---If Paula Deen Were President…
---Why, Paula Deen, Why!
THIS WEEK: Ina Garten porn, Giada's gone Chinese, a review of Giada's Parmesan Garlic Dipping Sauce, Paranormal Cake Challenge, Down Home with the Neelys and Gina's rude sister, NFNS recap, tons of listener mail, and more!
Oh dear. I shall now attempt to wipe that horrible picture out of my mind by continuing to study for my physics final tomorrow…
I swear I just saw Chris Farley jump out of her face!!!
OMG she is such a whore! Does everything have to revolve around sex with her? Man, I just saw that episode and I swear to god I nearly hurled. What a cunt. Oh wait, here in the south they say cooter.
Sex or Poop.
Paula Deen is the only host I make a point of not watching. I’m glad the basal part of her brain is functioning correctly but she doesn’t need to tell us about it. She should think of her shows as a job. She is unprofessional and grating. It would be like hearing your doctor make fart jokes when he is examining your nether regions.
Sam – or even worse – you farting while the doctor is examining your nether region! LOL!
Paula reminds me of a walrus :/
Crap. I so did not make the connection until you posted it.
Crap.
I can’t believe the prudes at the food network didn’t censor that out. That’s pretty hilarious.
LOL! A little raunchy for the Sunday afternoon post-church crowd, eh.
But censor? Are you kidding – a while back, they had a hardcore porn film playing at the FN site for almost 24 hours before someone noticed and took it down!
And I only watched it once. Honest!!
What???
I believe Di is correct, as I vaguely remember hearing about that incident, but I didn’t see it. Anyone else remember?
Bleach, meet brain. Brain, meet bleach.
Great, now I have ZZ Top’s “Pearl Necklace” stuck in my head. :)
(Incidentally, her husband almost looks like he could be a member of ZZ Top.)
No! No! I LOVE ZZ TOP!
He’s a little too pudgy. Plus he needs a longer beard. I saw ZZ Top at The Backyard a couple years ago. Billy and Dusty were looking pretty wispy but still going at it. I don’t know how.
“That’s not jewelry he’s talking about
it really don’t cost that much…”
It’s old. It’s cliche. It was originally attributed to Elizabeth Taylor by Joan Rivers. Paula Deen has more chins that a Chinese phone book.
*facepalm*
why must you point things out like this?
i must go get a bucket to hurl in until it leaves my mind.
ewwww.
I don’t even want to think about not only Poopy, but Sandy Claws with his nasty old shriveled up thing, their big bed and several small dogs peeing on them all at the same time…
ewwwwww chills down my spine….ewwwwww
LOL byrdie! I did not need the visual of old man balls with rogue hairs no less.
Is it just this screen cap, or are the make-up people putting an awful fake tan on ol’ Paula? Big props to the Food Network for taking a host that was nice in regular doses, giving her multiple shows and way too much airtime – leading in turn to magazines, products – so that now I can’t stand her.
Ol’ Paula not only has the RR tan but those fake over-white things in her mouth are too much.
You know why they didn’t censor it? Because they think a pearl necklace is just that, a PEARL NECKLACE.
Took the words right out of my mouth. Now that they know do you think we will see that air again?
Hell, that’s a rerun too, from last year or year before!
Wasn’t there an episode of Chopped where one of the contestants said “meatflaps” to Alex Guarnaschelli?
Are meatflaps the same thing as meat curtains ?
Oh man, this is even worse than the Raiders/Redskins game. And believe me, that’s saying something.
hey Paula what did Santa give you for xmas? oh, a pearl necklace? yuck!
can someone explain to me, I don’t get it?
Definitions of “pearl necklace” from the Urban Dictionary:
http://tinyurl.com/7b84b
jingling balls + pearl necklace = danny’s pearl bracelet
Nope! I think it was Booby Flay that had that!
What does pearl … mean
in this case it means a guy’s spooge.
Yeah. Usually, a guy’s spooge that got on the girl’s neck after, uh, copulating with her breasts.
Did she really get the pearl necklace reference, or is she just getting daffier every day?
I really wish her no ill will, but I’m reminded of the cliche’: ‘Becoming a cliche’ of herself.
When will she gush about HER secret affair with Tiger Woods?
That’ll be the time for the men in the white coats to intervene…
Same thought FootLong. She doesn’t look bewildered in photo 1, she looks annoyed, bigtime. She really lets it all hang out on her party show — sex-talking gramma image’s kinda nasty.
I can’t tell which is whiter, the pearls, the teeth, or the hair….God she has become a caricature of herself. How sad…..
It’s just sad that they can’t photoshop moving pictures they way they p’shop ol’ Pauler on magazine covers. Holy Mother of God the extra skin on that face!
I think I just threw up in mouth a little bit.
errrr….I meant “my” mouth. :)
See…if she is that free with sexual references on camera, I don’t get why she drew a blank when she was asked on that fake “Newlyweds” game where the oddest place she & her husband have had sex. She couldn’t come up with anything. Strange.
She didn’t want to tell her pure, loving audience that she and her salty dog hubby did it in a Carl’s Jr restroom in Tallahassee.
Isle of Pie at WALMART
Danny Boome is becoming a class A tool at the same time. Little fucker would wrap a red ribbon around his dick if Tuschman told him to do so. What a stooge.
Where did this knob come from ? The infomercial world ?
she doesn’t look very heathly
sorry, typo. I meant healthy!~!
I personally don’t think its that big of a deal. What should she do instead? Awkwardly ignore it? I hadn’t seen the episode, but I wouldn’t have thought that the jingling balls was that dirty, it sounds like something Paula would say and not mean anything sexual by it. I’m glad she laughed if she got the reference… I’d much rather her laugh than make it really awkward if she just ignored it. Then people would be on here talking about how clueless she was that she didn’t know what one was.
Is that hair real?
She’s got some pearly bits dangling from her ears as well.
Captain Groover certainly is most generous with his “gifts” !
That is an extremely unflattering picture, with the double-chin and all. I wouldn’t want to draw attention to anything like that…yuck.
Pretty funny exchange between them but she looks like Ursula the Sea Witch from The Little Mermaid.
nailed it
I was called for jury duty today. Sneaked my phone in and read this during the selection process. Let’s just say I didn’t get selected. I did get my phone back though.
LOL Good idea! If I ever get called I’m taking ‘gay pRon’ in with me… that should get me out of it. Or I can just stand up and yell “hang the guilty bastard.” ;)
Honestly, I just got a migraine from looking at those pics of Pauler’s chompers. Either that, or the start of an epiliptic seizure.
Paula looks like she’s taking a crap in that last picture.
HOLY SH*T, you have to crop that last picture of Paula’s huge head and use it in the future. It’s almost painful to look at!
I thought the pearl necklace reference was about the thong made of pearls and worn to pleasure the womens. OMG I read the definition of it on urban dictionary and now I’m throughly grossed out. Highly doubt Pauler knows what Boome meant, if that’s truly what he meant.
Yeah, I bet Danny knows all about pearl necklaces – he looks like he recieves one at least once a week.
Paula is my least favorite FN personality. When she drawls on her southern accent, is like listening to a chainsaw. And that god-awful cackling makes me thankful I have a remote for my television.
Creepy…she looks like the Fat Lady costume Ahnold was wearing in Total Recall, right before the head came off and exploded. I;m gonna need some drugs to get to sleep tonight…