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There Can Never Be Too Many Jokes About The Guy Fieri Roadshow
Published on: December 3, 2009 – 8:58 pm by Jillian Madison 
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OK let’s start with his ummmm circular head….. And then the fact he likes to play…….with anything!
He’s “playing” a bunch of fools like fiddles out of their money and time.
Hey, I may be a fool but I sure as hell am not gonna pay that kinda money to listen to that prick pretend to be cool. I already pay for it on my cable bill (damn you, Comcast!)
But yeah. Guy is absolutely pathetic.
skin flute soloist
There ya go!
first chair!
LOL! That’s hilarious, and probably frighteningly accurate.
There’s an image I simply did not need.
I heard Jeffrey Saad the runner up from next food network star will be opening for him. I bet that would be great. I liked him.
As long as Jeffrey dries his hair, all will be well.
Guy Ferry is Douche – a – Tastic. Those poor patrons sitting in the front row of his “Douche and Road Show Circus Vegas Showdown” better have enough plastic to cover themselves (as if they were at a Gallagher Concert) – because the hair gel, spit and sweat is far worse than any exploding watermelon.
At least you don’t have to worry about possibly catching a disease from the watermelon!
He’s “playing” the crowd to give up their hard earn cash to watch this douche.
A fool and his money are soon “playing” the Gibson Amphitheater…
At this very moment, the Guy Fieri Roadshow bus is in downtown Detroit for Douchie’s performance this evening. Mr.CherryRose gave me every opportunity to attend the Food-A-Pal-Ooza, but I declined.
Have I made the right decision, or will I live to regret that I didn’t see Mr.Douche in the flesh when I had the chance?
Motown will never be the same…
Can someone please have an accidental fire with this “‘thing” using some of Ferry’s own hair grease? It would look accidental at least.
If people still pay money to see Nickelback… Anything is possible.
Where did all this over-the-top meanness come from? Guy is a Food Network entertainer with his own niche. I love it that he always seems to have a lot of fun and doesn’t take everything so seriously.
It’s the “Humor” part of the title of this website–Food Network Humor–not meanness, in my opinion.