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There Can Never Be Too Many Jokes About The Guy Fieri Roadshow
Posted on December 3rd 2009 by Jillian Madison

    18 Responses

  1. BOO says:

    OK let’s start with his ummmm circular head….. And then the fact he likes to play…….with anything!

  2. Alex says:

    He’s “playing” a bunch of fools like fiddles out of their money and time.

    • Busta_91 says:

      Hey, I may be a fool but I sure as hell am not gonna pay that kinda money to listen to that prick pretend to be cool. I already pay for it on my cable bill (damn you, Comcast!)

      But yeah. Guy is absolutely pathetic.

  3. leila says:

    I heard Jeffrey Saad the runner up from next food network star will be opening for him. I bet that would be great. I liked him.

  4. Detroit66 says:

    Guy Ferry is Douche – a – Tastic. Those poor patrons sitting in the front row of his “Douche and Road Show Circus Vegas Showdown” better have enough plastic to cover themselves (as if they were at a Gallagher Concert) – because the hair gel, spit and sweat is far worse than any exploding watermelon.

  5. DesignerJeans says:

    He’s “playing” the crowd to give up their hard earn cash to watch this douche.

    A fool and his money are soon “playing” the Gibson Amphitheater…

  6. CherryRose says:

    At this very moment, the Guy Fieri Roadshow bus is in downtown Detroit for Douchie’s performance this evening. Mr.CherryRose gave me every opportunity to attend the Food-A-Pal-Ooza, but I declined.

    Have I made the right decision, or will I live to regret that I didn’t see Mr.Douche in the flesh when I had the chance?

    Motown will never be the same…

    • BoxedWine says:

      Can someone please have an accidental fire with this “‘thing” using some of Ferry’s own hair grease? It would look accidental at least.

  7. Chris says:

    If people still pay money to see Nickelback… Anything is possible.

  8. Pat says:

    Where did all this over-the-top meanness come from? Guy is a Food Network entertainer with his own niche. I love it that he always seems to have a lot of fun and doesn’t take everything so seriously.

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